Nobody gave me a sh-t about the Jump Street reboot but you got lucky. So now this department has invested a lot of money to make sure Jump Street keeps going. So says Nick Offerman’s Deputy Chief Hardy in an especially meta quote from the first trailer for 22 Jump Street, a sequel no one could have predicated when the original comedy hit screens last year. The preview sends Channing Tatum’s Greg Jenko and Jonah Hill’s Morton Schmidt to college, where they must track down a university drug dealer. Expect some frat parties. Some cursing. And a whole lot of drinking to go down as Rob Riggle returns as Dr. Walters and Dave Franco comes back as Eric. Watch the red band trailer now and prepare for a June 13 release. 22 Jump Street Trailer
In Nikita Season 4 Episode 2 , our heroine faced a life or death situation. After nearly dying from a gunshot wound on the fourth season premiere, Nikita was saved by Michael and returned to work to expose Amanda and the Shop. In “Dead or Alive,” Nikita tried to uncover the truth about the President and the FBI Deputy Director, while Alex and Sonya were forced to work with Sam/Owen. All the events built up to a heart-stopping conclusion, and a major decision. Nikita’s tired of lives being lost around her. But did she pull the trigger? Watch Nikita Season 4 Episode 2 below and see for yourself … Watch Nikita Season 4 Episode 2
Chad Palmer, a Camden County, Ga., deputy sheriff, is under scrutiny for painting his face black and dressing up as a prisoner for a Halloween party. A picture shows him in a black-and-white prison uniform. He can be seen with black paint covering his face and arms, wearing a jail uniform. At the party, he said he was a Camden County inmate, and was picking cotton. Chad Palmer, Deputy Sheriff, in Blackface A spokesman for Sheriff Jim Proctor says the costume was “unacceptable.” Proctor is scheduled to discuss the incident during a news conference. There have been strong reactions from the community, as you would expect. “Look at it. A white man with a black face, this just isn’t right. It can’t get more racist than that. It can’t,” said Shelia Blake. “I think this is disgusting.” “For this to be up at our Sheriff’s office. This is not right.” Taken at a private Halloween party, the picture has been shared thousands of times on social media sites. That’s how Pastor Mack Knight saw it. “To me, it was like a slap in the face,” Knight said. “My first reaction was this was totally unethical. Unprofessional and should never have happened.” “Out of all of the characters that this police officer could have chosen, he chose to go as a slave, an inmate, picking cotton,” Knight said of the picture. In light of the picture, some people are calling for Palmer’s arrests to be reviewed, saying this photo shows a clear bias. The Sheriff disagrees. His boss says that while the picture is terrible and not condoned in the slightest, he does not believe Palmer is a racist or that it impacts his performance.
You big dummy. Man Impersonates Cop To Get Discount On Donuts Those donuts must have been hella good. According to ABC 7: Pasco County Sheriff Deputies arrest a man after he tried to get a discount on donuts by impersonating a law enforcement officer. Deputies say 48-year-old Charles “Chuck” Barry went to the drive-thru of a Trinity Dunkin’ Donuts last week, and after identifying himself as law enforcement, asked for a discount on his order of donuts. When the clerk refused to give him the discount, Barry allegedly held up a gun — still in its holster — and said, “See, I’m a cop!” The witness told investigators Barry never pointed the gun at him or took it out of its holster. The next day he went through the drive-thru again and the manager took down his license plate tag. On November 12, surveillance was set up at Dunkin Donuts and a Deputy with the Pasco Sheriff’s Office observed Barry driving away from the business. A traffic stop was conducted and while speaking with Barry the deputy observed he had a law enforcement badge in his wallet. He was also carrying a .38 caliber revolver in his front pocket. He was positively identified by store personnel and arrested on above mentioned charges. Barry was charged with one count of False Impersonation of a law Enforcement Officer and Improper Exhibition of a Firearm. The dumbazz went back to the scene of the crime. Dayum. Shutterstock
High School Student Facing Life In Prison For Rape Prank On Teacher A High school student who tied up his teacher and attempted to force her into a car with a knife during what he called a “senior prank,”could be sentenced to life in prison as a result. via Mercury News A former Redwood City high school student faces a maximum of life in prison after being convicted of the attempted rape and kidnapping of a teacher which he testified was a prank intended just to scare her. The jury deliberated just 90 minutes Wednesday before returning guilty verdicts an all charges against David Velasquez, 21, including kidnapping with the intent to commit r*pe. The convictions carry a possible life sentence for the ex-Summit Preparatory Charter High School student, San Mateo County District Attorney Steve Wagstaffe said. In nearly emotionless testimony Velasquez told how he hid between some garbage cans in the school parking garage in January 2012 and then “popped out” behind the teacher. After grabbing her with one arm and pointing a knife he held in his other hand at her side, he ordered her to her car parked 80 feet away. The attack ended when another teacher happened upon the crime and screamed. “This is what they call a senior prank,” Velasquez said while under questioning from Deputy District Attorney Tricia Povah. “I decided to do one.” The evening of the attack Velasquez testified he put on sunglasses, a stocking cap, covered his face with a scarf and changed his shirt before crouching between some plastic garbage cans in the parking garage. When the teacher emerged from the school he said he jumped out behind her, prompting her to laugh at first. Velasquez said the “prank” was supposed to be end with him pushing the teacher into her car and slamming the door. Really?? “It was a prank” is the BEST he could do on trial for his life? SMH. Continue reading →
A 430-pound gorilla named Patrick is on the move from Dallas to South Carolina. But he isn’t taking a vacation to check out the sights. Deputy Dallas Zoo Director Lynn Kramer says the animal was neglected by his mother and raised by humans – and, as a result, has had difficulty bonding with other members of his species. Especially, the females. Sexist Gorilla Sent to South Carolina “We’ve made a colossal effort to work with him,” Kramer told The Dallas Morning News . “He’s definitely a staff favorite and he would have been a successful leader for a troupe here. But it was not to be.” Patrick has reportedly treated women worse than Joe Francis , nipping at them and “exerting dominance” when placed in their vicinity, according to the zoo’s latest posting on Facebook. The females “became so stressed that they couldn’t eat,” the zoo sadly explained. Due to his behavior, Patrick will live in his own enclosure at the Riverbanks Zoo and Garden in Columbia, South Carolina. “Patrick isn’t going away for “therapy” and he’s not “antisocial,” the zoo said in a statement. “He is simply socialized more to people than to gorillas, so he prefers to be alone. This carefully planned move has been years in the making, involving gorilla experts from across the nation, and is the best move for him and for our Zoo.”
You can’t be serious … Atlanta Area Police Officer Arrested For Selling Drugs From His Patrol Car You sir, are a moron of the highest caliber. Via AJC A Newton County Sheriff’s deputy was arrested Thursday by federal police on accusations he sold Mary Jane, often from his marked county patrol car. Darrell Mathis, 40, was charged with distributing Mary Jane and carrying a firearm in the furtherance of a drug trafficking offense, authorities said. “This is an embarrassment to the Newton County Sheriff’s Office, as well as law enforcement in general,” Newton County Sheriff Ezell Brown said in a statement Friday. U.S. Attorney Sally Quillian Yates said the case was a reminder that no one is above the law. “This defendant used his position as a police officer to openly violate the very laws that he was sworn to uphold,” Yates said. “Selling Mary Jane out of his police car while wearing a badge and uniform is outrageous.” “Outrageous” is one way to put it, we were thinkin’ more like “Effing stupid”, but ok. According to the federal criminal complaint, the FBI learned in April that Mathis kept large amounts of the illicit drug out in the open at his Lithonia apartment and even bragged that he sold Mary Jane and didn’t worry because he “drives safely and flashes his police credentials to get out of tickets if he is stopped.” He also admitted to selling between 10 and 15 pounds of Mary Jane a week, according to the federal criminal complaint. Between May and September, federal authorities said Mathis sold Mary Jane to a confidential source working for the FBI and to an undercover FBI agent. On August 8, FBI officials said Mathis sold a pound of Mary Jane to an undercover agent, then went with the agent to discuss selling more drugs to another undercover agent whom he believed was a drug dealer, according to the federal criminal complaint. He took his deputy badge and gun to the meeting, and showed them to the undercover agents, saying, “Don’t worry, I’m on your side,” according to the criminal complaint. If they find former-Officer Mathis guilty on all counts, he’s facing life in prison, and he definitely deserves it. Image via Shutterstock
This is crazy . Teen Bludgeoned Friend’s Mom With Sword Why try to kill a person in their sleep? So cowardly. According to Mail Online Two teenagers, ages 13 and 14, from Washington state have been arrested in a bizarre sword attack on the mother of one of the boys that included a discussion of killing the woman and cannibalizing her liver. Spokane Valley deputies responding to an assault call early Tuesday found the bloody woman on her bed; next to her were two knives and a sword with a handle bent at 45-degree angle. The unnamed victim was hospitalized Wednesday in stable condition, Deputy Craig Chamberlin said. ‘It doesn’t sound like she remembered the attack,’ Chamberlin said in a phone interview. The woman told deputies the sword handle wasn’t previously bent. It wasn’t clear who called for help. SMH. Poor woman. Deputies tracked the teens through a crime spree that included breaking into a home and crashing the SUV into the side of a mobile home. A K-9 dog eventually located them. The injured woman’s 13-year-old son told deputies that his friend tried to kill the sleeping mother with a sword, Chamberlin said. The younger boy said he talked his friend into trying to kill his mother because he had taken ‘blue pills.’ The spokesman said it was unclear what the pills were. The boy said he would never have done anything like that sober, Chamberlin said. The son also told deputies his friend tried to talk him into eating his mother’s liver, the sheriff’s spokesman said. ‘Your guess is as good as mine’ as to where that idea came from, Chamberlin said. The older boy admitted attempting to kill his friend’s mother and said they were going to leave town later, the spokesman said. The older boy then asked for a lawyer. Officers searching for the fugitives received a report of a hit-and-run crash at 7800 East Alki Avenue, where the stolen Dodge struck a mobile home and was left running while the teens took off, The Spokesman-Review reported. A short time later, the boys were spotted breaking into a home in the area of East Boone Avenue. The interior of the targeted house was severely vandalized. Police say the runaway teens caused about $2,000 worth of damage by hurling a hammer at the walls and windows. The pair were eventually discovered hiding near the residence and taken into custody. Both boys were booked into juvenile detention for investigation of second-degree assault, taking a motor vehicle without permission, burglary, malicious mischief and hit and run. Public defenders have been pointed for both teens, who were ordered held without bail at an initial court appearance Tuesday, Chamberlin said. Good defense. The blue pills made him do it…FOH. Shutterstock Continue reading →
Another priest chopping down children. SMH. Priest Molests Teenage Girl According to The NY Daily News Not all Catholic priests who abuse minors escape justice. A California superior court judge sentenced Father Uriel Ojeda, 33, to eight years in state prison on Friday for molesting a teenage girl multiple times. “My actions were those of a weak and sinful man,” Ojeda said in court. Ojeda pleaded no contest to sneaking into the young girl’s bedroom at her parents’ Sacramento home on the night he was ordained and climbing into bed with her as she slept. “You traumatized me,” the girl told him in a letter that was read in court by Deputy District Attorney Allison Dunham. “And you thought I would never tell anyone, didn’t you? But you thought wrong.” According to the girl’s parents, Ojeda molested their daughter on 10 occasions, and the crimes took place between June 29, 2007, and June 30, 2009, the Sacramento Bee reported. “I have committed a crime and a serious sin,” Ojeda told the judge as a group of roughly 30 of the well-liked priest’s supporters watched in stunned silence. “I would like to ask everybody for forgiveness and that they do find mercy for me.” The Vatican announced that it has begun the process of defrocking Ojeda, who wore an orange prison jumpsuit in court. “I’d like to, as a final act as priest, to apologize to all priests who serve faithfully before God, for bringing shame to the priesthood,” Ojeda said. Evil doesn’t discriminate. Nasty azz. Continue reading →
Come on son . Man Calls 911 Over Burgers According to Mail Online Lorenzo Riggins proved that the customer is not always correct when he called police because his McDonald’s order was shorted by one burger. Riggins said he was hungry Tuesday night when he entered a McDonald’s in East Albany, Georgia. He ordered seven McDoubles, one McChicken and a fries. But when he got out to his car he realized that they got his order wrong: there were only six McDoubles in the bag. So he went back in and asked for his order to be corrected, but the person behind the counter wasn’t giving out service with a smile. ‘She was trying to get an attitude with me and I said I’m going to call the police,’ Riggins told WALB. Riggins carried out that threat relaying his story to 911 operators. They heard out his story, asked him where he was and asked him to wait at the McDonald’s. When officers showed up, instead of confronting the McDonald’s employees they arrested Riggins for misusing 911. ‘I called the police and thinking that everything all cool by calling the police, I didn’t know I was misusing 911,’ he said. Riggins was booked and spent a night in the Doughtery County Jail. The next morning, a judge dropped his case saying the night in jail was enough punishment for the crime. ‘It’s really not funny. It’s not,’ Albany EMA and 911 Deputy Director Jim Vaught said. ‘A person who was waiting to get a call in for an ambulance of a car wreck is having to wait – possibly.’ Vaught told KSDK that calling 911 is no joking matter, and does come with the threat of arrest if you misuse the line. ‘The thing you need to understand is that we have their telephone number and we have their voice recorded and we will turn it over to the police department and you will be prosecuted,’ Vaught warned. While he’s upset about the incident,Riggins said that it won’t stop him from eating at McDonald’s again. ‘I would like to say check your food before you leave, always be careful when you go buy food anywhere you go,’ advised Riggins. It really wasn’t that serious…..he’s on that ninja isht. .
