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Miranda Kerr Naked for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Miranda Kerr is strategically naked in Harper’s Bazaar, showing off her awesome body without showing any mom Labia or nipples, but still suggestive enough to remind me how I am making this a high fashion site slowly, and marking my fashion as being no-fashion, hoping it becomes all the rage….an anti-social, social networking, anti-fashion fashionista….who is in it for the tits….that is what my business card would read if I thought this was a business and/or got off my ass to make it one….Always winning when you’re DrunkenStepfather…… Miranda Kerr, despite being a mom, something I hate in women, even though I am a stepfather, is pretty fucking substantial!

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Miranda Kerr Naked for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence Big Cameltoe of the Day

I assume Jennifer Lawrence has a serious nerd following thanks to her recent nerd movie she signed up for that I can only assume some nerds have masturbated to robots they have made in their basements that are in her image….making these pics of some pant jacked up her cunt some serious exciting progress in her sell-out, twilight approach to making money and establishing a career, despite being Oscar nominated and average looking at best, cuz blockbuster shit, mean hits and hits mean she’s got work the next few years without having to release a sex tape….too bad….but at least she’s giving us some pussy definition in her pants… To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Jennifer Lawrence Big Cameltoe of the Day

Emma Watson Has a Tight Shirt on of the Day

I am not interested in Emma Watson, so I was debating not to bother posting this pic she posted of herself in a tight shirt, but then I remembered that her fan base, is probably the kind of virgin loser who visits this site, bu more importantly, probably the kind of virgin loser who cums himself when seeing pics of a girl in a tight shirt…especially when that girl is his dream girl he pretends he is married to every night before bed.

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Emma Watson Has a Tight Shirt on of the Day

Jojo is Pretty Intense in this Smutty Self Shot Pic of the Day

I’ve mocked JoJo for being some kind of fat chick with Jungle fever, who threw her pop career away to get fat for her black boyfriend, but I guess the money ran out, or she figured she had another hit in her, not that she ever had a hit, I just assume she did, because why else would people care about her, especially during her fat years, where she was mistaken for being some jailbai people wanted to fuck, something that I didn’t understand….but look at her now…hot and taking self pics….I may have to support her movement….at least I will if things stay like this…

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Jojo is Pretty Intense in this Smutty Self Shot Pic of the Day

Candice Swanepoel Hot in Muse Summer 2012 of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is pretty fucking substantial….as much as I try to make fun of her being HIV positive, despite being white South African, and thus rich South African and not HIV positive South African, even though she was exported from South Africa like a blood diamond she is, all valuable and cut….I just always fail….because she always wins….and makes me a weak man….I am just mesmorized by her everything….photography tricks or not…. If the Muse pics bore you – I don’t see how they can – but You Know All Fashion High Fashion and thus homo – here’s a video of her on the beach – I love her.

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/flv/Candice-Swanepoel_Beach-hd720p.flv

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Candice Swanepoel Hot in Muse Summer 2012 of the Day

Mary Elizabeth Winstead Hot in Complex of the Day

I consider Complex family…mainly because they predicted me being someone to look out for back in 2006 and I haven’t proven them to be right…but plan to….and yet they haven’t blacklisted me for letting them down… I do not know who Mary Elizabeth Winstead is…..even after looking her up I feel like I haven’t seen her in any movies….but her big break is being in Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter ….a movie that despite being such a ridiculous concept I have to be up on that to fully grasp its stupidity….and the fact that studios put money into making it… I don’t even find her that hot…esepcially not when she’s fully clothed…her body is garbage…her face uninteresting…butbut I love Complex and feel they are good at predicting things….except maybe when they predicted I was the new Perez Hilton…but this Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter bitch…has tits and thus the potential to be huge…. Here’s the video…. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Mary Elizabeth Winstead Hot in Complex of the Day

Mary Elizabeth Winstead Hot in Complex of the Day

I consider Complex family…mainly because they predicted me being someone to look out for back in 2006 and I haven’t proven them to be right…but plan to….and yet they haven’t blacklisted me for letting them down… I do not know who Mary Elizabeth Winstead is…..even after looking her up I feel like I haven’t seen her in any movies….but her big break is being in Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter ….a movie that despite being such a ridiculous concept I have to be up on that to fully grasp its stupidity….and the fact that studios put money into making it… I don’t even find her that hot…esepcially not when she’s fully clothed…her body is garbage…her face uninteresting…butbut I love Complex and feel they are good at predicting things….except maybe when they predicted I was the new Perez Hilton…but this Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter bitch…has tits and thus the potential to be huge…. Here’s the video…. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Sofia Vergara’s Nipples for GQ Mexico of the Day

Leave it up to the Mexicans to deliver the fucking goods despite being marginalized for generations by the fat americans we cleean up after…. and it is not even Cinco de Mayo yet…. I mean I don’t think Sofia Vergara has shown her nipples in public in years, you know since she was sucking producer dick / using her Colombian connections to get onto a hit TV show….but the Mexican office of GQ changed that…they said fuck it, soon she’ll be too old to wanna fuck, let’s use these titties like they were on a spring break trip…cuz Mexicans, despite what you racists think, just get it…. Shit…this kind of thing makes me proud to be on of many JESUS MARTINEZ Here are the pics…MEXICO POWER!

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Sofia Vergara’s Nipples for GQ Mexico of the Day

Maggie Q Ass in May’s Inked Magazine of the Day

Maggie Q is some old as far as I’m concerned….at 32….bitch from Hawaii……Who is half asian…but more interestingly…half Vietnamese, cuz her white daddy worked for the government and fell in love with a local bitch during the Vietnam war…and saved her by bringing her to Hawaii where they produced this bitch a few years later…a fate far more exciting that living in communism as a hooker….or getting blown the fuck up by left over land mines and angry north vietnamese who hate you can you allied with America and killed their family and villages before they took everyong out……. She’s been in one or two American movies, the rest of her career has been the Asian American in Asian movies….where she probably has a huge fan base…cuz she’s got white in her and that makes her exotic to them…. Now she’s in Inked magazine showing a lot of ass…..but not as much skin as I’d expect from someone with her level of fame….you can’t please everyone….not even me…unless you get naked…no matter who you are.e…cuz I have low standards

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Lisa Edelstein Nude for PETA of the Day

Lisa Edelstein is some 44 year old jewish lady who is in the show House who decided to strip down for PETA despite being 44 years old…because I guess she feels that PETA is a good cause cuz killing animals is mean….so mean a motherfucker needs to get naked for the shit…. This is something that was probably barely hard for her to do because in the 1990s, she was a club kid named Lisa E, and if you know anything about New York club kids, they were try hard freaks who paved the way for hipsters today, doing tons of drugs all night, having lots of sex…getting aids…..and Lisa E was a key player… Here’s a clip of her in her halter top leaving a club with some dude…kissing some gay dude on he lips…..singing….showing off titty all backstage and exclusive….back when we all woulda fucked her… I hate club kids…but I like my old ass with FONT on it. To See Some Screenshots of a VIdeo I Didn’t Look For… FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Lisa Edelstein Nude for PETA of the Day