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Mangled Face Lohan is Accepting Aging Despite Her Mangled Face of the Day

Posted on December 2, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lindsay Lohan has a mangled face. She’s jacked it up with drugs, bad living, self destruction and more importantly fillers and other plastic surgeries that left her looking more like a Kardashian over the last 5 years than a Lohan, and not the good Kardashian…but Bruce Kardashian… But now she’s gone and accepted her life and her mangled face and the career she’s thrown away with bullshit, delusional statuses like: It’s about that time to recognise gravity is taking over my upper half (or so to speak) #age #numbers #foreveryoung when you get home. Sit down. Analyse your future & see the wrinkles! Because it’s good to be a rich spoiled brat…where everyone sucks up to you…so that your botox scars remind you of the aging process as you continue to fade into obscurity – with zero command over your audience that was pretty fucking into you for a long fucking time…convert that shit better you stupid fucking bratty crackhead… The post Mangled Face Lohan is Accepting Aging Despite Her Mangled Face of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hilary Duff is Single with her Hermes Blanket of the Day

Posted on December 2, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

OMG Hilary Duff’s face is all mangled and duck faced like all the other bitches on TV getting fillers…She looks like a Pam Anderson variation of human…where Hilary Duff likes her Hermes blanket because the logo is an H…and her name starts with an H…OMG…vapid half retards like really simple vain shit…that can allow them to connect with overpriced bullshit product in a personal way…because she’s empty… Literally empty, because her and her trainer broke up, I thought it was for life…I thought it was real…I thought it was forever….I thought it made babies in her…if dude was smart like Irina Shayk, he woulda made that cum stick…. It’s safe to say that this is an add, but her thick legs and ass, are magical… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hilary Duff is Single with her Hermes Blanket of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lookin’ Good Kaley Cuoco in the Leather Pants of the Day

Posted on December 2, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I like to shit on girls…it’s a fetish….but not actual shitting because I am the kind of person, despite being disgusting, I like to pretend that people, all people don’t shit. I try to avoid shit conversations, or walking in bathrooms after people shit, it disgusts me….even when it gets on my dick during anal….I am anti shit…. But here’s Kaley Cuoco looking like shit…even though I don’t the mangled faced 35 year olds who look like clowns…I don’t like this aging process, melting faced – but making 100 million dollars in the next few years… The post Lookin’ Good Kaley Cuoco in the Leather Pants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pregnant Taylor Swift Manhandled By a Drag Queen of the Day

Posted on November 24, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Taylor Swift is rumored to be pregant, someone told me this probably 5 months ago, so I don’t know what point the baby starts to officially show, but she’s definitely looking thicker than usual, and I guess in efforts to distract from her FETUS in her WOMB from one of the many men she lets cum in her, she’s posing with a big black actor / drag queen from some Broadway play, because he makes her look thinner by comparison. Now I don’t get off on cross dressers, I don’t go to drag shows, but I like Drag Queens, even if I’m pretty indifferent on the whole thing, but at least they aren’t Trannies, because Trannies, despite being appealing to “straight” homophobes are freaks of nature, while Drag queens are just a good old fashion time… But I know at least one of you out there can’t help but jerk off to this, so this one’s for you. The post Pregnant Taylor Swift Manhandled By a Drag Queen of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Pamela Anderson in Contributor Magazine of the Day

Posted on November 21, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Pamela Anderson is getting topless because she’s a porn avenger…and thinks that porn, despite being in her own porn, is the devil, because if your porn is with your husband you got Hep C from, rather than some paid actor you’re being paid to fuck, it’s not actually porn, but art – letting you inside their world….or something ridiculous… I think her fighting porn is more about her ex husband / boyfriend / who was the male star of the Paris Hilton sex tape….meaning both Pam Anderson and her husband were in sex tapes….were actually new age pornstars…his was Paris Hilton’s cock in One Night in Paris – developing a porn addiction where he would sit and jerk off to girls who look like Pam Anderson all clown tits and bleached hair but who aren’t 100 years old and weathered…and she got bitter… Either way, why am I still talking about Pam Anderson, this is the kind of girl who dies at menopause. The post Pamela Anderson in Contributor Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Jennifer Lopez Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Posted on November 18, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

According to my very important and accurate Facebook Trending News that made TRUMP win the election – Jennifer Lopez kissed Marc Anthony on stage at some hispanic award show that was honoring him for surviving despite being a premature looking, skeletor motherfucker….because apparently kissing your ex husband, when you’re hispanic and kiss everything due to your passionate latin nature, is newsworthy to white people….who care about this bullshit, or the hope of re-kindling love of your favorite famous couples who don’t matter, but are very rich and leaders or icon to hispanic world… But I’m more into her slutty crotch shot for Harper’s Bazaar which despite being old, she’s had a fat ass forever, so unlike most chicks fattening up as they get older, we’re already used to this….it’s shameless, it’s silly, it makes her money while doing very little, so whatever – it happened…. All this to say I hate Jennifer Lopez…. The post Jennifer Lopez Harper’s Bazaar of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely For Elle Korea of the Day

Posted on November 15, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Rosie Huntington-Whitely is great. Straight from the UK. So classy and sophisticated despite being nude or half nude all the time because she’s British. She’s got a fully cunty face and I am convinced that she’s got serious attitude, with no time for bullshit, no time for people, and she can’t be bothered being inconvenienced….and for some reason, a reason I call loving bitches who are hot and know it – and act the part….I love it…. I feel like she’s been in the scene forever, she’s gotta be pretty old by now, but she’s still fucking great…and I’m not talking about actual fucking…she does that with that bald dude Jason Strathem…. I’m a fan of whatever is going on in these Elle Korea pics because I’m a simple man – who needs simple images – to make my simple life seem more insignificant than it is. The post Rosie Huntington-Whitely For Elle Korea of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kate Beckinsale is Old and Lovely in Sweatpants of the Day

Posted on November 8, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Beckinsale and I have something in common…we both pander to Kate Beckinsale fans, who are all mid-30 losers who like vampire franchises that she’s the babe in…because Kate Beckinsale fans, who are all mid-30 losers who like vampire franchises….are pretty easy to pander to…you just give them their vampire Kate Beckinsale even in her period pants, despite being a mom in her 40s, still looking hotter than a 25 year olds, because Vampires don’t die…and the funny thing about seeing Kate Beckinsale in her period pants is that all you perverts would vampire her and eat said period, provided she still gets her period, seeing as she’s 100 fucking years old… TO SEE THE REST OF the PICS CLICK HERE The post Kate Beckinsale is Old and Lovely in Sweatpants of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mariah Carey Brings Her Tits Back Out of the Day

Posted on November 7, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mariah Carey is most recently in the news for breaking up with her billionaire boyfriend she pretended she was going to marry – in what I assume was a bullshit publicity stunt relationship but that I don’t really care to look into the storyline on…because it’s Mariah Carey, the serial gold digger, despite being rich as fuck and encrusted in diamond and gold, because that was her big marketing hook over the years while pretending to be what they called an “diva”….as she sang like an angel… I don’t think I ever thought she was hot, busty sure, but tits can only go so far, we stare at them, distract ourselves with them, even jerk off to them…or stare at them when we are fucking something disgusting that we don’t want to look at in the face…because their face is some mangled mess…and apparently…she’s still milking those tits to get noticed, as anyone with tits should do… I prefer her when she was out of her mind crazy, during the bi-polar years before the medication and kids….but when you look at her you know that something’s still off…and unfortunately that thing isn’t her top….it’s just half off…cleavage….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Mariah Carey Brings Her Tits Back Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Mariah Carey is most recently in the news for breaking up with her billionaire boyfriend she pretended she was going to marry – in what I assume was a bullshit publicity stunt relationship but that I don’t really care to look into the storyline on…because it’s Mariah Carey, the serial gold digger, despite being rich as fuck and encrusted in diamond and gold, because that was her big marketing hook over the years while pretending to be what they called an “diva”….as she sang like an angel… I don’t think I ever thought she was hot, busty sure, but tits can only go so far, we stare at them, distract ourselves with them, even jerk off to them…or stare at them when we are fucking something disgusting that we don’t want to look at in the face…because their face is some mangled mess…and apparently…she’s still milking those tits to get noticed, as anyone with tits should do… I prefer her when she was out of her mind crazy, during the bi-polar years before the medication and kids….but when you look at her you know that something’s still off…and unfortunately that thing isn’t her top….it’s just half off…cleavage….. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Mariah Carey Brings Her Tits Back Out of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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