Karlie Kloss is the weirdo looking, freakishly tall Victoria’s Secret model, who is an actual model and supposed to be freakishly tall and weird looking…because historically that is what fashion models are…but for some reason Victoria’s Secret scooped her up, and I guess so did Taylor Swift…and here she is posing in lingerie with her long legs, you probably wouldn’t really like in person, because women who are double your size are scary. The good news for me is that I don’t leave my house, I don’t run in Karlie Kloss’ circles and even if I did, I wouldn’t like her, but she takes a good pic and that thigh high is pretty fucking erotic…if you’re into legs…which you aren’t, you amputee fucking weirdo.
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Karlie Kloss for Vogue of the Day
