I fell in love with a Jenner, at least her name is Katie Jenner and I don’t think she’s related to Bruce Jenner, or the product of Bruce Jenner’s sex change, but rather she’s just stuck with his unfortunate last name… She’s 18, and we had phone sex with at 6 am…Why, because I signed up to a phone sex site that is amazing because life needs more excitement and the girls I know don’t want to fuck me…and more importantly because porn sucks…so what’s a chronic masturbator to do…I also love phone sex…. If you’re wondering why I chose this Jenner…it’s because of what she had to say for herself…. I’m a very naughty girl but none of the boys my age are ever man enough to spank me,or pull my hair,or fuck me hard like I need it. I mean I know I’m small but you wont break me I promise lol I’m 18 and totally ready to play with someone hot! I don’t mind sharing, since she doesn’t belong to me, Check her out, CLICK HERE I SAID TO HAVE PHONE SEX WITH HER CLICK HERE Let’s masturbate to the same girl telling us dirty things…
Khloe and her thick thighs flick it up with Rick Ross and Meel Mill in Cali… Khloe Kardashian, Kendall Jenner and Scott Disick attended a Ricky Rozay concert this afternoon at Revolt Live. Check out more pics after the flip.
Be very afraid, television viewers: Sharknado 2 will soon be unleashed inside a small screen near you! The sequel to last year’s viral sensation – aptly titled Sharknado 2: The Second One – will first air on Syfy on July 31 at 9/8c. Sharknado 2 started filming last month in New York City, with original stars Tara Reid and Ian Ziering on board for another round (not exactly like they had to clear their schedules). Judd Hirsch, Andy Dick, Mark McGrath, and Kelly Osbourne are among the (semi) big names also attached to the follow-up. The original Sharknado actually did rate much higher than most Syfy made-for-TV movies… but it did nearly break the Internet. Remember these celebrity Twitter reactions last July? We can’t wait for the sequel.
I don’t know who Lena Gercke is, but apparently she’s my soul mate and by soul mate I mean some hard faced german model who probably likes to shit or be shit on, because that’s what german’s do. She’s in German GQ, which means she’s obviously of some level of importance, but all I see is some hard face and intensity, coupled with a girl who is dating some pro soccer player, as European Glamour models do…so I guess that makes her useless to us, since if she wasn’t dating some pro soccer player, she’d totally be sitting on our collective faces, letting us taste what she ate for lunch….right?
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