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Cora Keegan is the One Who Got Away of the Day

Here’s my dream girl Cora Keegan, who I can’t stand, but who I want to get pregnant, even though I haven’t got her pregnant because she’s the kind of hooker with too high of a day rate. The good news is that I can still write her love songs, poetry, while I masturbate filled with rage to her pictures, imagining what could have been if only she let me abduct her before she became famous. The other good news, is that I can still try to negotiate a fair price for how much she’d sell her worn, ideally still wet from getting fucked, but not with celebrity semen panties…that I can sniff and more importantly try to scrape DNA samples from to clone her and have a Cora Keegan of my own…only my Cora Keegan will have a way better personality, sense of humor, and overall attitude, especially when it comes to riding my face until she squirts. Cora Keegan is inspiring…even if she’s always making that stupid half opened mouth face…which conveniently is a perfect amount of open for my dick-clit to fit in…but that’s not the point, the point is that she’s a magical experience…that I have got personal time and emotions invested, making her far better than these pictures represent. Cora, if you’re out there, I hope your plane crashes, not in a “if I can’t have you no one can” kind of way, because I don’t give a fuck who your groupie ass is fucking, but because I like you enough to fuck while dead, in an “over my dead body” now your dead kind of way…you are the gateway corpse to a life of necrophilia. shit… You can see her and her implants in various stages of naked for fashion: HERE HERE HERE HERE

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Cora Keegan is the One Who Got Away of the Day

Nicki Minaj Instagrams Her Shower of the Day

I don’t really know or care what is going on here, I just know that if I posted similar pics of a girl in a shower, my instagram would be deleted, but when a famous person with a lot of followers does it, they overlook it, because they need them using the site to keep it relevant. Double Standards. I also know that the last thing Nicki Minaj really needs to be doing is posting pics of herself, not because she’s a vile pig of a woman, but because she should get enough attention without getting naked…not that I care when girls get naked, I just find it suspicious as to why she’s getting naked. It’s not even good pics, or just one pic, it’s a whole series that I’ve already spent too much time questioning, when the Nicki Minaj as a whole is just a pile of commercial, easy to monetize, bullshit to begin with….plus you can’t see her nipples.

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Elizabeth Deo Gets My Motor Running

According to the guys at Kandy Magazine at least, Elizabeth Deo here is going to be “Hollywood’s next break-out star,” and while I’m not too sure about that considering I’ve never heard of her before this, I’d definitely say she has what it takes to be Hollywood Tuna’s next break-out star if she plays her cards right. This bootylicious photoshoot was a good start, but if we’re going to get serious, I’ll obviously want to take a look under the hood for myself. Actually, to be honest, I want to do that either way. Call me?

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Pharrell Brings His Hat To Future’s ‘Move That Dope’: Watch Now

Pusha T, Schoolboy Q and Wiz Khalifa also show up in the clip. By Maurice Bobb

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Dennis Haysbert Takes Over For Michael Clarke Duncan In “Sin City” Sequel

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In 2005 “Sin City” wowed audiences with its special mix of dark cinema, sexual tension and copious violence. Almost a decade later Co-directors Robert Rodriguez…

Dennis Haysbert Takes Over For Michael Clarke Duncan In “Sin City” Sequel

18 Models Of Color From New York, London, Milan And Paris Fashion Weeks!

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18 Models Of Color From New York, London, Milan And Paris Fashion Weeks!

America’s Biggest Hot Mess! [CONTEST]

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America’s Biggest Hot Mess! [CONTEST]

Prince Helps Man Break Up With His Girlfriend [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

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Prince stopped by the “Arsenio Hall Show” last night, but he didn’t just sing. According to HeadKrack, he helped a man break up with his…

Prince Helps Man Break Up With His Girlfriend [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

Spanish Swimwear Fashion Show of the Day

Sometimes all I really need to get the day started is a couple of models, who I think are named Noelia Lopez and Katerina Strygina modelling some shitty swimwear in a fashion show in Spain, because why the fuck not…I’m international, cultured, at least when it comes to half naked girls I can look at without leaving my house… like that..

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Rihanna Getting Dressed of the Day

Rihanna posted a picture of a guy with his head up her ass….and it spoke to me on an emotional level because I have spent the last two nights paying girls to let me do this to them, without the whole trying to get the dressed to look all high fashion, but more the “am I allowed to stick my face in between your ass, or will I get kicked out, I’ll give you 20 dollars extra”…kind of way…because that’s what I do at strip clubs, where conveniently every black girl looks like Rihanna…making this pics come full circle in some kind of light skin, face in ass, vortex only God understands…

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Rihanna Getting Dressed of the Day