I have no way of confirming this is J.Lo’s nipple, all I see is tanned skin and brownness that could be a nipple that has lactated at least once, while trying to nourish her dying skeleton of a husband back when they were married, but all hispanic looking girls have a dozen babies or more, so that doesn’t really filter out the J.Lo look-a-likes… What it comes down to, is that this pic is 2 weeks old and I’ve failed you as a blogger..
Kimmy enjoyed a workout and some good convo with BFF Blac Chyna while filming scenes for KUWTK at Barry’s Bootcamp in Sherman Oaks, CA. Hit the flip for more pics.
For the sequel to “Man Of Steele” director Zack Snyder has made the controversial decision to cast nerd de jour Jesse Eisenberg (“Zombieland,” “Adventureland,” “Rio”)…
According to WAFB rapper Lil Boosie is finally free from a Louisiana State Prison! Says Angola State Penitentiary Warden Burl Cain, ” Torrence Hatch, (Boosie) was…
Miley Cyrus is an attention seeker, who is on a girl on girl kissing spree, because I guess that’s all part of her “edgy, my Disney Contract Expired, Now I Can Be the Real Me”…hustle….which makes sense because she’s a spoiled brat, rich girl, who has always had everything she wanted, and the only real satisfaction she can get is people paying attention to her, like some bratty kid you want to lock in the basement at your friend’s dinner party, who won’t stop showing you his goddamn new dance and song, when all you want to do is focus on drinking as much as you can for free, because that’s what guests are supposed to do… The slag she’s kissing is Brooke Candy, who is some gutter, hipster pig of a girl who has no talent, but who the gays think is great, who I’ve seen live and wanted to shoot myself in the dick, because the pain and sound of me bleeding to death would be more peaceful than her smutty marketable crap…that you know Miley’s into in efforts to think she knows what’s up and that Brooke Candy is into cuz kissing Miley Gets her noticed…whatever..they all fucking suck and I’m only interested in seeing Miley kissing a girl’s asshole…but in my defence, I am really all about girl asshole now…
Elsa Pataky, an actress I don’t know and I’m not going to do the google, because I don’t really care who she is, I just know she’s pulling some Sports Illustrated body paint weirdness on her pregnancy, that may be attractive to someone, you know let’s use my wretched spawn that is growing inside me like some kind of fucking alien, as a canvas to distract from the fact that my belly button looks like it’s about to blow the fuck up…and the funny thing is, I assume people find this hot…you know someone somewhere has jerked off to this…weird. Either way, oh so clever…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Her name is ALEX and I had a conversation with her last night when I got back from being cock teased by strippers…who took our money, rode our dicks, put their tits in our mouths and showed us their buttonholes, but refused to come back to the hotel with us…because that’s what strippers do…at least modern strippers who don’t get that strip tease, isn’t about cocktease and stealing money, but about fucking fantasy.. Anyway, here I was at 3 in the morning, drunk, and covered in Chinese food, forced to make a choice….hooker, rub and tug or phonesex… I chose phone sex…because I figure jerking off in the bathroom while my wife is snoring to a girl who lets me listen to her vagina wetness while telling me to do bad things to her…is the option with the least change of giving my wife an STD, or being called out for cheating…again.. I am also a bit of a phone sex fetishist, because I think the fantasy is way more appealing than actually the smell of sex I would pay for.. Either way, Alex was good, I am in love, and we’re going to be forever friends… Here are the 2 pics of her… TO SEE MORE OF ALEX CLICK HERE
The Betrayal Issue from Jacques Magazine on Vimeo . In case you don’t read this site, or have no clue what’s up…You probably don’t know that the best thing in life is what I call fashion erotica. You see, I hate porn and I fucking love bushes, and I’ve been promoting this kind of lifestyle for a long fucking time, because it’s fantastic to look at. You know that’s what erotica is meant to be, not throat fucking, ass raping, ugly dudes fucking beat up looking girls with shitty fake tits and bad make-up, it’s supposed to be about fantasy, about good looking people, about real fucking life… So I like to keep track of the people who are producing the best in fashion porn, or in this case fashion softcore porn, that bring models, and real girls, together in amazing settings…naked…and it’s a huge turn on doing a modern take on the porn mags of yesteryear, before the 80s and 90s destroyed them… The magazine is called JACQUES …the new issue is available to buy…and I support everything they are doing…with my masturbation….
