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Lily Allen Imitates Beyonce of the Day

Apparently this is Lily Allen mocking Beyonce at some club performance in London the other day and the shocking thing about it is not that Lily Allen hates on Beyonce and is using it as a marketing hook, its that I want to have sex with Lily Allen, provided this is actually Lily Allen…and not just some hot tranny doing a show… You see, nothing about Lily Allen is really that sincere, she’s just a tormented rich kid with the right connections, not even her miscarriage was real back when she had that abortion, and now her new hook is to mock the negative image girls are giving out in their music, but at the same time looking more fit than she’s ever looked, making me wonder if her making fun of them, while being them, is an attempt to have more street cred despite being them, or if she’s just one big lie…and then I wonder why I am wondering about Lily Allen…and proceed to punch myself in the dick to see if I still feel…

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Meet Hottie Vicky Pattison

Good news, everybody! With all my talk about Nuts shutting down , I totally forgot that I’ve still got another source for my busty British hottie fix: Zoo . Phew. So here’s Vicky Pattison in the latest issue, and according to my research (AKA accidentally glancing at the accompanying text next to the sexy lingerie pictures), she’s some reality “star” on Geordie Shore , the British version of Jersey Shore . Huh, I didn’t realize there were two British JWowws , but I should’ve known. When it comes to TV, the British version is always better.

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Rick Ross, Nick Jonas And More React To NBA’s Ban On Donald Sterling

On Tuesday (April 29), NBA Commissioner Adam Silver announced his decision to ban Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling from the league for life. The ruling came after tapes leaked over the weekend that revealed Sterling upset with his then-girlfriend for “associating with black people,” among other discriminatory remarks. During Silver’s live press conference, plenty… Read more

Rihanna Topless and Naked in LUI of the Day

I know Rihanna doesn’t really look human, not because she’s black, that would be racist and I think we are all God’s people, but because of that head. I know Rihanna is probably the kind of cunt who would punch herself in her car and blame her boyfriend for it only to ride the publicity that followed – leading to superstar success. I know Rihanna was probably a child prostitute in Barbados, that’s how she got exported into pop music on her low level of talent… I know Rihanna has been naked, topless, in see through shirts so many times before… I know Rihanna is rich enough to not bother doing this, yet she does it out of the kindness of her soulless hooker heart… But most importantly, I know I like her doing it….whether it’s for FASHION or her own exhibitionism, I’d let her pose naked for my face anytime she wanted… Either way, not a fan of her, or even her naked body, she’s hit or miss, and a solid 7 when not factoring fame, but a fan of all she represents…in her actions… Good job LUI Magaizne…this is soft core porny and pretty next level…and thus awesome…next time…let’s see more bush.

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Daisy Lowe’s Sweet Side Booty

Now that Nuts is closing up shop , it looks like I’m going to have to start working a little harder and getting more creative in order to get my daily hot British nobody fix. So with that in mind, here’s Daisy Lowe out for a walk in some awesomely tight jeans. Yeah, I know it’s not a sexy photoshoot or busty red carpet appearance , but until I can figure out a way to get every current British hottie to email me weekly lingerie updates, it’s the best hope we’ve got. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Ashanti in a Bikini of the Day

This just in…Ashanti put on a bikini…and probably shouldn’t have… More importantly…Ashanti posted the pics to her instagram…meaning she’s well aware that they exist and that this is what she looks like in a bikini…when she probably should have just let the paparazzi leak them, only to respond saying “I love my body”… It’s like girl, I love bikini pics, and I don’t care if you are self aware, or if you have a positive body image, or if you embrace your thickness or if you are delusional, I like it all…black girls, mexican girls, skinny girls, thick girls, even fat girls it can all be hot…it’s like post better pics of the shit, arch your back and shit, make it count….cuz otherwise, it’s just sloppy and uneventful…Bitches need to hire me to direct their instagram shoots…

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Leven Rambin Bikini on Instagram of the Day

I don’t watch shit like The Hunger Games, but apparently this 23 year named Leven Rambin is in it… She’s also been on All My Children, where she played two lookalike half sisters, just because she’s that good of an actor…. I guess being a Texan means she’s up on some Jessica Simpson kick and has got some Texas BBQ tits, since everything in Texas is bigger, and I guess in being a young girl trying to stand out amongst the crowd, because Jennifer Lawrence is stealing all her shine, she’s decided to post bikini pics, it’s a good strategy, at least for people like me, who like looking at bikini pics…because they are better than clothed pics, and girls feel less slutty than posting lingerie pics… All this to say, I now know Leven Rambin..it’s on.

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Nina Agdal Is In A Bikini Again!

Yeah, yeah, so I know I said I was going to try to control myself when it came to Nina Agdal , but then I came across this latest set of smoking hot bikini pictures from my current favorite model, and I forgot all about that self-control crap. Not to mention, whatever else I was doing at the time, and what happened to my pants. Luckily one of the Starbucks baristas was able to find them for me though, and the other one reminded me what I was doing: getting kicked out of the store. Totally worth it. » view all 14 photos

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Adriana Lima Swimsuit Pictures Are High Fashion

Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t really understand these “high fashion” shoots. I mean, what’s the point of getting a super-hottie like Adriana Lima on the beach and then covering her up in a dress like this ? If it were up to me, Adriana would be wearing as little clothing as possible at all times. Then again, she’d also be doing the shoot lying on my bed and not the beach. Hmm, I don’t know about you guys, but this is all sounding pretty good to me. Anybody know how I get in touch with Adriana’s manager?

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The Best Offer & More: Celebrity Nudity on DVD & Blu-ray 4.29.14 [PICS]

It’s a fairly light week on DVD & Blu-ray, but we are getting three brand new foreign films with some fantastic nudity as well as the long-awaited US debut of a thirteen year-old French film on Blu-ray! Hit the jump for more pics and info!

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