I don’t know shit about shit. I just know that this Canadian artist from Toronto called L3MON dropped this video…of some babe with big tits in lingerie being hot as fuck to a song that she may or may not be singing…but that she may or may not being Milli Vanilli-ing….which doesn’t fucking matter because I masturbated to it anyway… We call this today’s soundtrack to your lonely, sad, one-man-sex you’ve come so accustomed to, because adding song to some of the most depressing, yet most pleasurable thing you’ll experience today, at least for that split second before the shame sets in, makes it a little more enjoyable…
I first posted on Camille Rowe in 2011…because I have an eye for the next big thing in modelling, and I should be a talent scout, or maybe I just pay attention to tall skinny girls who are trying to get noticed by booking editorial shoots with major fashion magazines that involve them being naked or topless…and since 2011…I’ve pretty much covered ALL HER FASHION NUDITY …like some kind of obsessed fan, even I don’t actually give a fuck about her tits, or who she is, or anything she really has to offer, I just post them cuz I have nothing better to do… That said, she’s now a Victoria’s Secret model, and getting press from that. You know replacing the old, being the new, and she’s been at this model shit long enough, and more importantly she’s been topless enough to justify finally getting paid…so here she is in Interview Germany, looking’ hot for old times, you know memories of back when I could have fucked her thanks to her being so grateful that I speak french and give her press, but now she’s just too relevant for that….and the good or bad news is that life goes on…and she’ll still be getting naked for fashion.
I find it interesting, but not really that interesting, that a model in her early 20s…manages to look like a 45 mom on family vacation in pretty much every single photoshoot she’s ever done. It’s creepy. It’s like even with jean technology and lulu lemon leggings that make a booty pop, even on fat chicks, I see this shit daily, a overrated pig like Kate Upton can come along and pose for the paps on her balcony, looking like she’s celebrating her divorce and the kids being with the dad for the week she’s in Australia… It’s weird…but not as weird as her saying she hated her tits, then retracting that statement, and saying she loves her body, when really, she shouldn’t, even if every-man america loves it… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Today’s installment of Better Get to Know a No-Name Lingerie Model features Bryden Jenkins . And after extensive Instagram creeping research, I can tell you that Bryden’s got a couple tattoos, a cute pooch, and, uh, that she looks just as amazing in a bikini. Sorry, that’s as far as I got before I had to go put out a serious pants fire. Trust me, you’ll see what I mean once you’re done with these.
Sure, I’m still a little upset with Kelly Brook for getting engaged to that meathead model and not me, but I’m trying not to let it bother me too much. Besides, it’s just nice to finally get to see the benefit of all that working out she’s been doing lately in the form of a new bikini photoshoot. See, some people hit the bar to drown their sorrows. Me, I prefer drooling over bikini pictures. It’s healthier for my liver, but harder on the wrists.
Rebecca Hall is non-nude in Transcendence, but shows off her megabytes in Parade’s End . Emily Watson breaks out of her clothes in Breaking the Waves , and Mallrats is finally nude on Blu-ray.
Her name is Jennifer Pugh…and this is her campaign for something called Fete Champetre. I know pretty much nothing about this model, other than that with my basic knowledge of the English Language….I would pronounce her name as Jennifer Poo and Poo is disgusting….unless her name is PUG…which is amazing, and makes her my soulmate, since I am the pug whisperer and all I do is pug…it’s in my social media assholes so it must be true…and based on this campaign – I am totally into whispering into her PUGH asshole…and determining whether she’s less of a PUG and more of a POO…using my tongue… That’s all I have to say about that.
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