I know that most of the time when I talk about a British hottie, it’s usually because of what they’ve got going on in the front meat department. But when it comes to Abigail Clancy , I’m much more interested in her lower half. Take these shots of Abigail in a pair of tight jeans that go on for days. Some people want to climb Mount Everest before they die, me, I’d scale Abigail’s legs. I bet the view from the top is breathtaking. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com
Here are some behind the scenes pictures of Gisele, the athlete “wife”…who has taken a lot of slack, at least from me for being born a dude, even though I have consistently, said, that despite being scared of trannies since they are inhuman to me, I would still fuck her if she was a tranny, because she carries it well, and a little dick and balls she probably has tucked properly, cannot take away from that… That said, her big ass tranny titty implant is being pushed out of her shirt and that’s why I am posting these, I am a 14 year old boy like that, cleavage still gets me excited, but not really, I haven’t had a hard on in what feels like years…I blame you internet, and you alcohol, and you bad diet…but I wouldn’t change you for the world.
Apparently these are outtakes from RUSSH Magazine’s october issue…I wouldn’t know, because all I see is nipple, in what may be a latex outfit…that are both creepy…but also a beautiful thing to cum all over and watch drip off, if you’re into latex fetishes and models in latex… Her name Liah Cecchellero, I didn’t google her, because I have better things to do, like moving onto the next post, this is a streamlined operation, like a fast food place making burgers that kill, only a website doing post that kill my soul….
It appears The Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kenya Moore may be having second thoughts about having a baby following the death of her beloved puppy. Or alleged death, depending on who you believe. Some crazy rumors on the Internets say Kenya Moore faked her dog’s death for ratings and sympathy. Anyway, opening up about her hectic lifestyle, Moore, 42, says on her Bravo blog that taking care of Velvet opened her eyes to what a huge job it is. “Speaking as someone who travels weekly, works constantly, and come and goes as I please, a puppy was a huge wakeup call,” Porsha Williams ‘ nemesis writes. “When I adopted Velvet, whom I affectionately call my puppy baby, it was the first time I ever had to take care of any living being in my life.” “Clearly, a dog is not a child and can never be mistaken as one,” she added, with the observation that “having a child is drastically different and life changing.” The former Miss USA reflected on her dysfunctional childhood and why she decided to educate herself about motherhood with a programmed baby doll. “Had there been the resources available to us today when I was born to 16 year-old parents in the ’70s things may be drastically different now,” she added. Kenya Moore: Did She Fake Dog’s Death? “It’s amazing that we have the resources that we do today.” “I wanted to be knowledgeable about the process and the [programmed doll] would be a formidable challenge. I took the process seriously as all mothers to be should.” “Perhaps if we had more sobering steps such as the programmable baby doll tool, there would be less unwanted pregnancies and abused children in the world.” Words to live by. Not ones that will lead to any reduced tensions when you watch The Real Housewives of Atlanta by any means, but wise ones just the same.
Earlier this week, a lost Kim Kardashian nude photo found its way on to the Internet, as some random Latin magazine published a pic of this reality star from her 2007 Playboy shoot. Now, though, Kim is taking control of her own private parts… sort of. The large-breasted celebrity attended an event sponsored by the Ryan Seacrest Foundation last night, donning a VERY form-fitting dress for the occasion. And, prior to her client setting off for the evening with mom Kris Jenner , stylist Joyce Bonelli posted the following EXTREME close-up of Kardashian’s cleavage for all to peruse: We know: WOWZA! Interestingly (or, perhaps, obviously ), a recent study found that men’s idea of the ideal woman is someone who possesses Kim Kardashian’s boobs . We can sort of see why. Okay… we can definitely see why. Here’s a farther back look at Kim in the same outfit at the aforementioned event. We’re just glad she’s the one wearing it and not Kris.
Cara Delevingne released a soft core sex tape that she produced for YSL that I assume is a few months old, but that show you how she got into Lesbianism, and it all started with masturabting to herself…you know getting at it in front of the mirror is the gateway to wanting to lick pussy and working her way into some Michelle Rodriguez…which turned out to be good for business… People find her interesting, she’s an IT Girl I find her overrated, I’ll still post her eyebrows doing this, because it’s kind of erotic, which is rare to say about lesbians, because lesbians historically scare the fuck out of me.
Ariana Grande posted a picture of her in fuck me boots, because she’s the kind of popstar who is like every other pop star, dying to release her inner whore, because you know that becoming a popstar involves an ego, and narcism that involves her wanting guys to jerk off to her…but her management is holding off, they are saying don’t release the inner whore yet, we need the Christians – the Christians still buy records, but as soon as they get locked in, you’re their’s forever and we can release all the porn clips of yourself you want… There is not one popstar who is not a puppet willing to do anything, even porn for their career. That’s a fact their image consultants don’t tell you.. Here are the fuck me boots.
Miley Cyrus got a lesbian haircut topless and figured that she should share it in the world, because getting a lesbian haircut topless isn’t something she’d want to do in private, it’s something the fans should be in on, because she’s an attention seeking slut. Not that I’m complaining, I’m indifferent, it’s just when girls you know do this kind of thing, everyone calls them sluts, when Miley does it, it’s good content… I don’t get it, in fact it bores me…Miley’s peaked…give me new young starlet to anticipate topless pics from, these one have been done…did.
I don’t think I’ve done too many posts on Norwegian bikini models before; in fact, I think Merethe Hopland here might be our first ever. In which case, that means the door’s wide open for her to take the title of the Tuna’s favorite Norwegian. Exciting times, I know. Anyway, these bikini pictures are a great start, now all I need Merethe to do is send a few lingerie shots to my inbox and/or agree to go on an overnight date with me. What? You didn’t think I was just going to hand the title to her, did you? I take this stuff seriously, it’s a very important honor. Stop laughing, that wasn’t supposed to be a punchline. » view all 19 photos
