I don’t thing this is actually a pantyless up skirt of Dina Lohan because if it was, I wouldn’t be posting it, I’d be either trying to figure out the many folds of her old dead cunt, or celebrating the broken down labia that made Lindsay…or dead from achieving all I set out to achieve in life….probably while crying…because this is some rancid and horrible shit…that for some reason I would find glorious… I do think this is just old fat thighs, and old fat ass, covering up old dead vagina, even though it could use the publicity like it was a decade ago…
I have never heard of Allison Pill, but apparently she’s on the show The Newsroom and apparently she accidentally thought she Alison she was sending her topless pic in a private message to her boyfriend Jay Baruchel…. I can related, I hate dealing with a scandal that arises when I accidentally post dick picsto Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr, that I thought I was sending to a girl I sext…I hate how text messaging and twitter, facebook and twitter are so much alike… It’s called a self initiated “notice the bitch” situation…and now…she will forever be the girl who pretended she was too retarded to use twitter and cell phones…in efforts to get people buzzing about her… What it comes down to is that it is just a hipster tit…and there’s little exciting about that….unless you’re drunk on Pabst and sticking your dick in it’s massive fashionable bush… Who cares….maybe her 300 facebook fans…..Canadians are such fucking whores.
I really want to have sex with Dina Lohan. I don’t know if it has to do with the fact that her mangled vagina shat out Lindsay Lohan….or if I am turned on by her evil stage mom who stole her daughter’s childhood and soul in efforts to live out her own dream of fame….fame that she ended up getting jealous of when it worked….because it probably means hot sex…..or if I am just into the fact that she’s bottom feeding so hard she’s doing Dr Phil…a show that already bottom feeds so hard to stay on the air….making this shit a party of the bottom feeders and that’s sexy like a 70s porn set..or maybe I just like her tan.
Justin Bieber’s alleged attack on a member of the paparazzi – who accuses him of roughing him up and leaving him in need of medical attention – is clearly BS. Can you see Justin Bieber roughing someone up? Seriously? That’s beside the point, though. Whatever happened, Biebs’ altercation is just the latest in a long string of tense run-ins between stars and the media who cover the celebrity gossip we crave. Here’s a look back at seven of the most memorable: Bald Britney Spears Attacks Paparazzi 1. Britney Spears : After a downward spiral that saw her shave her head, file for divorce and deliver her second child in the span of a year, Spears suffered a meltdown in February 2007 that saw her violently attack a paparazzo’s car with an umbrella: 2. Russell Brand : Katy Perry’s ex recently gave a whole new meaning to the term “dropped call” as he grabbed a photographer’s iPhone and flung it through a nearby window. Brand later turned himself in after a warrant was issued for his arrest. 3. Kanye West : The rapper racked up three misdemeanor charges in 2008 after he was arrested for allegedly wrestling with a photographer at LAX, grabbing his camera and smashing it on the floor. The charges were eventually dropped. 4. Alec Baldwin . The actor, whose fiery temper has led to some nasty public incidents, was actually placed under citizen’s arrest in 1995 after he allegedly punched a cameraman and broke his nose. A jury determined that he had acted in self-defense. The comedian later joked, “Since Steve Jobs died I cannot bear to see anyone use an iPhone irreverently, what I did was a tribute to his memory .” 5. Sean Penn : The two-time Oscar winner reportedly found a photographer in his hotel bedroom in China and dangled him from the ninth-floor balcony. Penn, never one to hold back, was reportedly charged with attempted murder for that charade but fled the country before authorities could nab him. 6. Lindsay Lohan : Driving over a paparazzo’s foot is just one entry on her laundry list of legal woes. Some people simply should not drive cars. 7. Bieber . Just by getting in the guy’s grill, Justin earned our respect.
Unstable, overbearing and generally painful Lindsay Lohan momager Dina Lohan is set to produce a Broadway-based reality show AND star in Hollywood Exes, a new reality show scheduled to air VH1 about … well, you can figure that out. The former spouses of Prince, Will Smith, R. Kelly and Eddie Murphy will also participate. Along with the ex-wife of … Michael Lohan? What’s wrong with this picture. Dina will be shooting several episodes, but is not a full-blown member of the cast, at least at the start. Producers reportedly brought Dina in because she’s friends with members of Hollywood Exes ‘ cast and believe that she will ” spice things up .” Wait … Dina has friends? Lindsay Lohan and uber- thin Ali Lohan will not be appearing on the show, BTW, nor will MiLo … which makes you wonder how Dina intends on spicing up anything. [Photo: WENN.com]
Oh how I’d love to know what Lohan’s mom’s holy grail of a pussy that made our favorite fantasy Lindsay Lohan looks, tastes, smells and feels. Ex Rockette gone wrinkled, dry, possibly booze soaked, menopausal and fantastic, luxurious, trash…. For some reason I feel like it’s probably like a gay man’s anus but as long as there aren’t balls, I’d down…. and that’s all I have to say about that.
For the record, Movieline HQ was buzzing about the Darth Vader Volkswagen commercial days before it aired on the Super Bowl. OK, so was the rest of the Internet, but, still! It was easily the best ad of the night — sorry, Eminem and Timothy Hutton! — and had the Super Bowl party I attended coursing with delight after it aired. One surprising question did arise, however: Was that an actual child underneath the Darth Vader helmet, or a little person? As one friend theorized, the hand gestures and acting seemed too good to simply belong to a precocious six-year-old. Except for the fact that apparently they did.
Now hear this: Movieline loves a good pointless list . Problem is, we like when pointless lists actually have a point — and people are ranked and weird subject matters are brought to the fore. In the case of LA Times Magazine ‘s newest list, the 50 Most Beautiful Women in Film, the selections aren’t even ranked. They’re just listed in alphabetical order, as if we don’t know who Grace Kelly and Elizabeth Taylor are, and need to look them up in the Yellow Pages. The amount of notable omissions is also worthy of a fight. Let’s give them one.
To friends of Christina Aguilera, her national anthem mishap at last night’s Super Bowl wasn’t a case of nerves. It was just the latest example of a human being in desperate need of help. Aguilera has had a rough yer. Her latest studio album tanked; reviews for Burlesque were less than kind; she divorced Jordan Bratman in the fall of 2010 and quickly started up with Matthew Rutler, someone her associates believe is a shady rebound . Since then, racy photos of the artist were leaked online and sources say she passed out in Jeremy Renner’s bedroom at the actor’s 40th birthday party. “Christina’s drinking has some of her friends worried,” an insider tells In Touch Weekly . “She seems to be getting out of control, and her friends want her to get PROFESSIONAL help. The past few weeks, her partying has escalated.” That was not the case at the Super Bowl, however. Witnesses say Aguilera hung around for the beginning of the contest, but quickly left for the airport, skipping all post-game events and looking “visibly upset” over her lyrical mistake.
