God don’t like ugly. These days everywhere we look there seems to be some skanky charlatan charading as a man of God , but this case has to be one of the worst! Via Vatican Crimes reports : Valdeci Sobrino Picanto is a Brazilian Evangelical Pastor. He has been arrested after deceiving the faithful using the name of the “Holy Spirit” by using these foolish lies. This criminal pastor claimed that the Holy Spirit would secrete from his “member” in the form of “sacred milk”. This pastor said that his “member” was blessed and that “the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the Holy Spirit” and, of course, he had to release it in order to “evangelize”. According to the testimony of one of his victims: “He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that’s why he would do what he did”. Often, after worship, pastor Valdeci would take us to the where the funds were kept at the back of the Church and asked us to “work jaws” on him until the Holy Spirit would come through his release”. This pastor is already in jail where, he said when they arrested him that he intends to continue watering his cellmates with his sacred milk. Now that’s dedication. YUCK!
Scheme on that Drizzy! Well Kobe may have laughed it off when fans were chanting Drake’s “She wasn’t wit me shootin’ in the gym” off his “Stay Schemin’” verse but apparently Vanessa doesn’t find it very funny. The real actual basketball wife finally addressed the lyrics nearly a year after they dropped in a lil rant in her Instagram comments. Here’s what she had to say: I love when immature kids quote a rapper that has never been friends with Kobe and knows nothing about our relationship. Just shows how gullible they are. I don’t need to be in the gym. I’m raising our daughters, signing checks and taking care of everything else that pertains to our home life. I really wish people would stop THINK and then realize that they are being sucked into someone’s clear intention to monetize and gain attention off of our family’s heartache. This is real life. I hold down our home life so my husband can focus on his career. It’s a partnership. Since my husband is isn’t friends with Drake, we received a text of an apology forwarded from his manager. It’s done and over with and it’s now time for people to THINK before speaking. There ya go Drizzy, don’t worry if she shoots hoops, she writes checks! But on the real, did she take it too far with the signing checks line bit? In case you haven’t been following her on IG (she just joined this November) we compiled a few of our favorite posts she’s done in the last couple months. Hit the flip to see ‘em.
Trust, Monica won’t find anything funny about this playa! Monica’s Husband Shannon Brown Has Cheating Twitter Messages Posted On Instagram Via FullCourtPumps Ray Allen , Marcus Jordan , Chad Johnson , James Harden , and the list goes on, and on, and on, and on. Athletes nowadays STILL haven’t learned that baggin’ hoes on social networks will ALWAYS come back to bite them in the a$$. Today, we can officially add Monica’s HUSBAND Shannon Brown to the list of fools who got caught up with eSkeezers and iScallywags on the internet. One of Shannon’s old jawns named Corie Zenobia recently took to Instagram to post all of Shannon’s DMs to her from 2011, not sure why she JUST now decided to “turn up” (has Shannon been trickin’ for silence all these years???). Regardless, Shannon is gonna have a lot of ‘splainin’ to do to Monica being that they were married in 2010 Hit the flipper to see the Twitter DMs that might just ruin Monica’s marriage
Artists Who Need To Have A Seat Every recording artist has their moment before the cheers turn into boos and flashing lights fade to black. With fame, wealth and Twitter stans, comes a countdown to irrelevancy these once beloved artists continue to ignore. And with that said, let’s take a look at artists who refuse to sit down…
Married Celebrities Who Had Affairs And Didn’t Learn Monogamy isn’t for everyone, yet some people still choose to get married and take their chances , hoping that their spouse will hit them with a healthy dose of act right. But when Hollyweird couples make the move to matrimonydom and then get caught sideline swervin’ with someone who isn’t their spouse, having the whole world find out can be nothing short of humiliating . But that didn’t stop these celebs. They got caught cheating and still continued to do the most.
Isn’t he still married?? Ashton Kutcher Says He Hopes To Be Married With A Child In 5 Years Despite the fact that he’s still in the middle of a messy divorce that has barely even begun yet, former Demi Moore Hollyweird boy toy Ashton Kutcher is already planning for the future that doesn’t include his bitter and betrayed ex-wifey. via Celebrity Cafe Tabloid fixtures Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis were spotted in Rome on Friday night, holding hands and leaving Checchino in the Trastevere quarter, where they enjoyed a romantic, intimate evening together. According to the New York Daily News, the couple is hitting up the ancient location because Kunis is filming her latest flick, The Third Person. Kunis and Kutcher have been dating for over five months now, following the Two and Half Men star’s split from Demi Moore, 50. Kunis told Glamour magazine in August, “In five years, I do hope to have a family. I’d rather be in love and have a baby than a movie.” Word on the street is that Ashton is stalling on moving forward with the divorce proceedings because he doesn’t want to break Demi off with that good ol’ gwap since he was the one who cheated. Mila must not mind being in the middle of it all…
Grass ain’t always greener… NeNe Leakes Talks About Marriage With Gregg If your man thinks the grass is greener on the other side, than let him wander — this according to reality star turned marriage counselor NeNe Leakes ! Via RadarOnline : The Real Housewives of Atlanta star and her ex-husband, Gregg, are opening up to the December issue of Ebony magazine about why they got divorced after 15 years of marriage and hint that they will be heading to the altar once again in the not too distant future, and RadarOnline.com has the details. Leakes maintains that she had nothing to do with the demise of their marriage and that it was all on the shoulders of her wayward husband. “It hurt me to file for divorce, but I had to see it through. I let him know you’re going to be my husband and you’re not going to be somebody else’s anything, but if you plan to be somebody else’s anything, then we can’t be together,” Leakes reveals. “Gregg needed to feel what it was like without me. I wanted to let him see if the grass was really greener on the other side. He brought his a** back, because the grass is very brown over there. “Not only have we divorced, but we are back together as a couple. This is our new normal. I’m telling you, TV is a beast. It will make you do s**t you never thought you’d do.” Gregg also chimes in on the reason behind their split. “To expose oneself is the beginning of healing and the beginning of forgiveness. I have never blamed her for anything except being outstanding,” he explains. “If I didn’t blame her [for the relationship’s demise], I must have had shortcomings. Whatever it was, I refused to have my family become another statistic. I fought to get my family back, and that’s what I did with the help of my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.” And while having all of their dirty laundry aired on national television may seem like a bad thing, he believes that it actually helped other people going through similar situations. “What we went through in exposing our situation had the ultimate benefit. It’s about helping someone else learn from what we went through,” he says. When asked if he was planning on putting a big ring back on his ex-wife’s finger, Gregg played coy and encouraged people to find out by watching this season’s Real Housewives of Atlanta. “Stay tuned,” he says. “How do you know I haven’t already?” The only thing greener on her side is the money. Gregg might be old as hell but he’s no dummy.
Meet Justin Bieber’s Alleged New Girlfriend So the rumors have been flying about Justin Bieber ditching his boo Selena Gomez because of her having some serious trust issues. But apparently these problems she had have merit as Bieber may have been running around Fashion Week with a Victoria Secret model named Barbara Palvin. Rumors flared up when Lil Twist put a pic up of Bieber, himself and Palvin together that was later RT’s by Gomez with a bit of silence. Well, well, well. Want a better look at the lady that may have stolen Bieber’s heart? She’s quite the banger, too.
Power of that P… Paula Broadwell Is David Petraeus’ Mistress CIA Director David Petraeus’ steamy extramarital affair led to his shocking resignation. The four star general-turned spy chief, 60, had an illicit relationship with the married Paula Broadwell during which he sent her a barrage of explicit emails including explicit ones about having “sex under the desk.” According to RadarOnline reports: Broadwell served for more than a decade in the U.S. Army, earning the rank of Major. Department of Defense and CIA jobs followed. She then received her Masters degree at Harvard, and began competing in Ironman triathlons She became a researcher at Harvard and first met Petraeus six years ago when she was a researcher at Harvard pursuing her PhD, and he came to speak at the university. With her radiologist husband, Scott, she has two young sons, Lucien and Landon. “As a working mother of two, I realize it is more difficult to compete in certain areas. I think it is important for working moms to recognize that family is the most important,” she said earlier this year. Broadwell become involved with Petraeus when she took on the project of researching him. When he went to Afghanistan as head of the coalition’s efforts she was embedded with him for a year, between July 2010 and 2011. She reportedly broke off the affair after he became CIA chief on September 5, 2011. Her biography, All In: The Education of General David Petraeus, was published in February. Their romance was uncovered by accident six months ago when the FBI began an investigation into whether a computer used by Petraeus had been compromised. After stepping down from his post on Friday, Petraeus released a statement in which he apologized for his actions. Petraeus worked closely with his mistress and she even had close encounters with his wife…. DAMN! The akward moment when your side ho is sitting with your main chick. He had to have known he was going to get caught up. Check out more photos of the military mistress below, was she worth it? Paula Broadwell/AP
Congratulations you’ve officially reached the “fun” side of the list . Here are the folks that learned the hard way that love doesn’t always come packaged in a neat lil bow. Homewrecking, creeping, promiscuous pasts and attention sloring galore landed these pairs at the bottom of the barrel.
