In the words of our friends over at Eben Gregory….the “Ish just got real!” According to Eben, Real Housewives of Atlanta star Apollo Nida’s alleged co-conspirator Gayla St.…
I am not into Emma Stone but all the virgin losers are…I think she’s an overrated, talentless, weird mouthed weirdo who has never been interesting to me in anything that she’s done, even when at the Spiderman premiere with hard nipples…but all virgin loser comic kids are probably cumming themselves over these and that would be weird, if Virgin losers weren’t….but they are..so it’s expected and here are the boring red carpet bullshits
Here’s a pretty interesting invention from a lingerie company, for those of us who need to find our bitches hiding in the dark basement we’ve locked them in… I mean to add spice to your love life…even if that spice to your love life is masturbating in the dark so you can see how pretty your cross dressing weirdo ass is… I think this is a weird concept…but I’m posting it anyway…because I think it’s a good tool to use on ugly bitches you want to keep the light’s off for…but still want to find their twats.
Ali Michael is some skinny Texan model, who should be celebrated for being skinny, since everything is bigger in Texas, especially the trailer park dwelling women who can’t stop eating BBQ like they were Jessica Simpson…since Jessica Simspon, also a Texan is their white trash leader… I believe that you can never be too skinny, she’s 5 foot 9 and 106 pounds…fatty…I think she’s got a few more pounds to go…keep up the good work brunette Kate Upton… That said she’s done some TOPLESS NIPPLE RING PICS and BEEN NAKED FOR TERRY And I am in love…
Olivia Munn is known for being a full of shit hooker who slept her way to whatever this career of hers is… She was on some Attack of the Show nonsense, where she pretended to be all about that nerd life, because nerds are loyal as fuck, before trying to make a move into a more legit career, that involves her showing some nipple in Allure “accidentally”…that I am pretty sure in her case never involves anything accidental…it’s all a strategic scam that for some reason keeps working for her…a reason I call her nerd fans…who understand how this internet thing works… She’s the fucking worst.