You know, I’ve been at this blogging game a long time, and if I’ve learned anything over the years, it’s that the only thing better than one hottie in spandex is four of them. I’m pretty sure that’s just a proven scientific fact. So anyway, here’s Julianne Hough , Nikki Reed , Cara Santana and their hot nobody friend all sweating it out and going for a walk together. And after that, they hit the showers together too. At least according to my sources the fantasy playing out in my head right now. » view all 15 photos Photos: WENN.com
On April 9, 1969, the trial of the men who came to be known as “The Chicago Eight” commenced with their not guilty plea. That got us thinking about all the hot actresses that call Chicago their hometown, and we’ve narrowed it down to eight of our favorites! There are plenty more we could have chosen, but we think this Chicago Eight will make a mess in your legal briefs! More pics after the jump!
University of Massachusetts basketball player is being lauded for more than his impressive basketball skills. The UMass guard Derrick Gordon recently came out as a…
Just when you thought the Internet had given us, everything, there is a video that exists of 50 Cent’s classic rap anthem “In Da Club” dubbed over Jehovah’s Witnesses. Jehovah’s Witnesses who happen to be using sign language, obviously. In a fervent attempt to encourage deaf people to stop masturbating. Yes, someone made this. Watch it and laugh hysterically now … 50 Cent Dubbed Over Jehovah’s Witnesses Not that there’s anything we can or need to add to this brilliance, but: It’s the uncensored version of “In Da Club,” not even the radio edit! Can someone give us an actual translation of what they’re saying? Jehovah’s Witnesses wouldn’t even celebrate Shawty’s birthday! So much sacrilege here.
Here’s a big reveal no one fucking cares about…. Nothing like a mom no one has cared about the last decade, and even a decade ago, I’m not sure anyone cared about her, except maybe when she was partying with Britney Spears for that week. You know, the young starlet who couldn’t be any less interesting in the public eye. I don even know if she had bikini pics, vagina flashes, nip slips and all the other good stuff that has come from the early 2000s internet. Finally doing a big reveal to promote some million dollar endorsement she got to lose her baby weight, in a bikini… When the bikini hustle for attention should have happened back when she was on fucking TV.. I hate how bitches lose sight of the simple “I don’t get naked that’s for sluts”…when they should be getting naked…and then when they shouldn’t be getting naked…like when they are 100 fucking years old…they get naked…because they remember the past when people cared about them… It’s called striking when the iron is hot, maybe if this Sabrina Witch worked harder in her youth, there’d be no need to whore herself now… Either way, it happened…
Reebok payed Glee star and Rapper Wife – Naya Rivera – to show the world her ass on instagram… Reebok and Glee star and Rapper Wife – Naya Rivera – are smut pedlars and the good news is that so am I, so as long as someone is getting rich showing off her ghetto booty that black men love, giving me something to stare at and post, since I am not getting paid to post pics of ghetto booty black men love, it’s better than not having pics of ghetto booty black men love… You see if Reebok finances instagram porn, I’m ok with it, as long I get to look at it…even if it’s actually pretty boring and not spread eagle or naked enough… I mean I don’t think a successful sext happens until there’s spread ass and labia…no meat, no pink, no party…but I’ll settle for slutty workout gear…because I got nothing else going on.
