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Gisele is in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on December 17, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Gisele Bundchen is on the beach with her kid…and it would be far more magical if it happened in a time when she wasn’t a mom, but instead when she was rumored to be a tranny from Brazil that Victoria’s Secret kidnapped and held captive always threatening to let the world know her penis secret if she didn’t pose for free…not because I like tranny porn, if anything I find it weirder than incest porn, because trannies aren’t human…however the doubt in my mind, you know the not really officially knowing, like when you get blow jobs from random chicks in bars who may or may not have adam’s apples, makes things more exhilarating… But she’s still fit in a bikini…and there is still hope that her Jock husband is gay from all the locker room masturbationg…and that maybe…just maybe her clit is a dick…just to make all those years of assuming she was a tranny matter. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Tricia Helfer in her Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Posted on December 17, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Tricia Helfer is some Canadian actress who nerds love because she was hired for some low budget Canadian show that for some reason nerds bought into…because she was the discount bargain basement actor that fit into their budget…. Which teaches us all a valuable lesson, that sometimes buying the bootleg version of what you want, you know the sale item, no name brand version isn’t always that bad an option, especially when it comes to women, because there’s the expensive ones that cost money and have attitude and the ones willing to do shit for a warm shower all eager and shit…and when it’s all said and done, in both cases you get the same outcome…aids….or an orgasm…or a wife you can’t get rid of…or in the case of Battlestar Gallatica, a girl you turned semi-famous. Here are her bikini pics from vacation.

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Ioanna Ntenti Hot for Air France of the Day

Posted on June 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ioanna Ntenti is Greece’s Next Top Model’s 2nd Runner up, whatever that means…and all I see is a babe who I’d like to feed Greek food before going Greek, because you can’t go Greek on an empty stomach…even though you probably should if you’re looking to not accidentally shit all over the dude you’re going Greek with’s dick….not that going Greek is called going Greek to the Greeks, that’s just regular sex, the anus is the vagina, the vagina is for baby making, and as a small penis man who hates condoms, already smells like shit, and doesn’t want unwanted pregnancy, Greek works for me…and so does this Ioanna bitch, cuz she’s fucking hot…. Here she is for Air France…because I guess Air France is so fashionable they do bikini photoshoots…unlike the discount airlines I fly who barely afford uniforms for their fat tired staff… Here she is on Youtube in her underwear looking hot.. I’m in love.

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Katie Price is the Trashy Entrepreneur of the Day

Posted on May 20, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have never seen a bitch as enterprising as Katie Price. Especially for someone with such stupid fake tits. You’d think she would have just been forgotten and replaced by younger pussy with even stupider fake tits….but I guess she loves money and here she is launching another division of her empire, this time with baby clothes, cuz she’s done Horse accessories, hair accessories and a whole lot of other shit I don’t understand….not only am I confused by whoever is investing in her, but also by who the fuck is buying her crap, seriously, when I hear her name I think gutterthat belongs in the discount bin at the the seedy sexy shop with a chronic masturbating fat pig owner/operator but I guess there is a movement of trashy cunt in the UK who look up to Katie Price and see her as a someone they can relate to, because she looks like them and dresses like them but she’s all fancy like she’s fucking royalty….and I’m really just concerned about these kids she’s abducted….not to mention her choice in white pants…cuz I have seen her sex tape and that pussy is mangled.. Pics via Fame

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Booty Dance to Start the Day of the Day

Posted on January 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I just woke up and figured I need a little fuckin’ inspiration to get my blood flowing without actually getting my blood flowing I don’t like moving, I’m a drinker and don’t remember the last time I woke up feeling like I wasn’t going to have a heart attack or throw up all over my wife, who for the record is not the bitch in the video, but I wish it was, if my wife had moves like this , I’d actually enjoy sticking my dick in her, it’d be more like an amusement park ride than a inanimate bouncy castle…it’s like my wife is the discount version of this and discount versions of pretty shitty things is the story of my life…. Enjoy….

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