“The Suite of Life of Zack and Cody” star Cole Sprouse revealed his 2015 Halloween costume will be Milo Thatch from Disney’s “Atlantis: The Lost Empire.”
Most people know little about them apart from what they’ve seen in the Disney movie The Lion King , which starred a warthog named Pumbaa. Here are 10 things you didn’t know about them.
I like Britney Spears….she represents all that is right witch celebrity…. From being a dancing puppet your parents exploit at 8 years old, despite not being exceptional really at anything…. TO being a dancing puppet for an evil corporation in the Disney Channel’s bullshit into your teen years in the 90s…. To being a massive pop success with canned, shitty music that everyone fucking loved, and that made millions and millions of dollars… Only to fall the fuck off because she was manipulated by one of her dancers, because she had no real friends, how could she know it wasn’t love, especially after he came in her every chance he could get, because he knows the law and knows it’s a good strategy for a future life worth living… Before the breakdown that led to her parents being like “we can’t let the dancing puppet stray off course, we need the revenue stream”….only to basically take back her life…and own her….and dress her up like this…for all of us to jerk off to and distract from her cries for help…because America only likes people when they die….and appreciate them suffer through life…you’re all evil…but this costume, it’s from heaven..but maybe I’m just saying that because I like sex toys… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Britney Spears Intense Costume of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
A list of characters from “Boy Meets World” who need to guest-star on the Disney Channel spinoff “Girl Meets World,” including Adam Scott and Candace Cameron Bure’s characters.
Here’s Vanessa Hudgens…being…amazing… and she knows it… The one thing I know about Vanessa Hudgens, other than that she’s a hairy little well trained Disney performer…if you know what I mean… She’s also…pretty clear on the power of marketing behind selfies…when those selfies are either nude, or speaking to any fetish, because the core of humanity are fucking perverts and as Disney Taught her, if you feed inot that perversion…you come out on top…even if it means letting a lot of guys cum to you… I mean flexibility posts are never anything less than “look at me spread my pussy as far as humanly possible, airing out the matted bush, sweat and Zac Effron, but still spreading her fucking pussy at a serious level, and that’s amazing…and why Gymanstics matters. The post Vanessa Hudgens Fetish Picture of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Selena Gomez posted a picture of her upper thigh…and unfortunately…I can’t masturbate to it, because I am not a repressed muslim who is not exposed to the internet..Ramadan…I am not an inmate who has been in prison for a decade or more with no access to women or masturbation for fear of exciting the cellmate who’s got a little less self control when it comes to rape…but then again, maybe I’m just not into Selena Gomez subtle erotica, because I know that Selena Gomez…has more slut to give, more slut in her, and not just because she’s had Bieber in her, but because she worked for Disney and you know how those Disney execs train talent..but I’ll post the picture anyway…because why the fuck not… The post Selena Gomez Thick Leg of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Here’s Zendaya at the fourth annual BeautyCon LA fest, and don’t get me wrong, the Disney star’s definitely super-cute, but her red carpet faces could use some serious work. I don’t know what look she was going for here, but I’m guessing it probably wasn’t looking like she pressed her lips up against a window, minus the window. So if Zendaya wants to try something different next time, a little tongue action always works. Well, it works for me and the Little Tuna, anyway. Hey, it’s worth a shot. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Kim Coles found herself a tenderoni to settle down with. We’re just kidding, he’s not really a tenderoni. But the 53-year-old comedienne did marry a younger man, 41-year-old Reggie McKiver, in an intimate ceremony in the Dominican Republic this weekend. The Living Single star met the former SWAT cop when he was part of her security detail at a […]