Lily Donaldson is a British model who is pushing 35…you may remember as being one of the Victoria’s Secret contract workers that they pushed under the rug and forgot about in 2012…but you probably don’t that’s what “pushing under the rug” is for goddammit…. It’s not her fault, at least that’s probably what she tells herself, as not every girl they find can be a hit…spokeperson…and really who needs Victoria’s Secret anyway, she’ll show them…4 years later…sitting on a pile of money and probably the lap of some rich dude who likes models…because she can still show her damn tits…nothings gonna strop her….assuming these are all pics of her…. Let this inspire you ladies, never let a evil corporation run by a man, or really any man…to tell you that your tits aren’t worthy… dust them off no matter small they are…and bust them out for me…thanks in advance… The post Lily Donaldson TITS for POP of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
People are very in to Elle Fanning, at least I think they are – because her name comes up all the time in the media, and in movie credits, like she exists, she’s a real fucking entity, that people must actually like, I mean why else would she be all over the place, oh right, maybe the media is paid off by the movie companies her parents sold her to, or maybe she’s got the right last name to leverage all the sacrifices her sister made for her, and maybe they are playing that angle properly knowing how this media shit works, up on some Olsen Sister who isn’t one of the twins hustle…all a youthful round ass in fitness gear all the time…because one thing this generation of 18 year olds know, it’s how important fame and social media followers is…and the other thing they know is hardcore porn is socially acceptable, they all watch it, so a little round booty in tight pants while braless is just empowering….and those 40-60 year old creepers like me…agree it’s a great look the shorts must get shorter…the shirts must get sheerer the bras must get more obsolete and the sex tapes and nude selfies must get more plentiful, because you factor in the kind of aged, weathered, disgusting pussy we have access too…this generation is a savior to our jerking off…. That said, these is a hipster fashion shoot, that’s not the kind of hipster fashion I like, if anything it’s creepy and weird, but we wouldn’t expect anything else from the same DNA strain as her creepy sister Dakota…. This is some creepy clown shit…CLOWN LIVES matter… The post Elle Fanning for Schon! Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
People are very in to Elle Fanning, at least I think they are – because her name comes up all the time in the media, and in movie credits, like she exists, she’s a real fucking entity, that people must actually like, I mean why else would she be all over the place, oh right, maybe the media is paid off by the movie companies her parents sold her to, or maybe she’s got the right last name to leverage all the sacrifices her sister made for her, and maybe they are playing that angle properly knowing how this media shit works, up on some Olsen Sister who isn’t one of the twins hustle…all a youthful round ass in fitness gear all the time…because one thing this generation of 18 year olds know, it’s how important fame and social media followers is…and the other thing they know is hardcore porn is socially acceptable, they all watch it, so a little round booty in tight pants while braless is just empowering….and those 40-60 year old creepers like me…agree it’s a great look the shorts must get shorter…the shirts must get sheerer the bras must get more obsolete and the sex tapes and nude selfies must get more plentiful, because you factor in the kind of aged, weathered, disgusting pussy we have access too…this generation is a savior to our jerking off…. That said, these is a hipster fashion shoot, that’s not the kind of hipster fashion I like, if anything it’s creepy and weird, but we wouldn’t expect anything else from the same DNA strain as her creepy sister Dakota…. This is some creepy clown shit…CLOWN LIVES matter… The post Elle Fanning for Schon! Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hilary Duff never excited me…I never thought she was this hot little thing…I generally don’t find any of these actors hot to begin with…but she was just not even on my radar, not when she was 18 and making 100s of millions of dollars doing whatever the bullshit show we was doing – not ever…if anything I just liked laughing at her weird looking sister who clearly got that shitty side of the DUFF deal….so when she got pregnant, married, and turned older than 18…and as the days turned into weeks, the weeks into months, months into years…as her baby crawled out of her…to eventually crawl…to eventually be however old it is now….I just didn’t see any appeal, I just assumed her billionaire hockey husband liked her as a human sacrifice to his teammates…a little locker room initiation where she’s the rag they cum on before the new recruit has to lick it off…but then the divorce happened, I guess she did cross fit, trannies starting popping up everywhere, and skinny wasn’t the new black, it was the old black and fat chicks dominated the space…where she turned 28 or 29…and her mom legs got sturdier, thicker, strong enough to carry a fridge on her back up a hill for her trainer…who clearly did a good job training her, as he’s rumored to be banging her, a little K-Fed situation of his own…because when you’re a trainer in Hollywood this is what you dream of….and now…all the pics she’s in is this big and bust, powerhouse…and I just can’t help but think it’s wonderful…I don’t know why I think it’s wornderful..maybe early onslaught dementia…or maybe it is infact wonderful…but I guess what I’m saying is that I am a Hilary Duff fan and I am sexualizing her…even when I shouldn’t be, not because she’s a woman and just innocently walking around, not inviting perverts to sexualize her, but because she’s old, washed up….and I shouldn’t like any of this…but I do… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE In other Hilary Duff news…she got a Tattoo of a sketch of a rose…to honour her pussy, that was once a budding young thing…that has blossomed into a gaping mom thing…and in a few years…she’ll add a wilding…pedals falling off as it slowly dies…to the mix…unless I’ve analyzed this completely wrong…which happens, I didn’t go to art school you know… The post Hilary Duff Thick Cleavage and New Tattoo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hilary Duff never excited me…I never thought she was this hot little thing…I generally don’t find any of these actors hot to begin with…but she was just not even on my radar, not when she was 18 and making 100s of millions of dollars doing whatever the bullshit show we was doing – not ever…if anything I just liked laughing at her weird looking sister who clearly got that shitty side of the DUFF deal….so when she got pregnant, married, and turned older than 18…and as the days turned into weeks, the weeks into months, months into years…as her baby crawled out of her…to eventually crawl…to eventually be however old it is now….I just didn’t see any appeal, I just assumed her billionaire hockey husband liked her as a human sacrifice to his teammates…a little locker room initiation where she’s the rag they cum on before the new recruit has to lick it off…but then the divorce happened, I guess she did cross fit, trannies starting popping up everywhere, and skinny wasn’t the new black, it was the old black and fat chicks dominated the space…where she turned 28 or 29…and her mom legs got sturdier, thicker, strong enough to carry a fridge on her back up a hill for her trainer…who clearly did a good job training her, as he’s rumored to be banging her, a little K-Fed situation of his own…because when you’re a trainer in Hollywood this is what you dream of….and now…all the pics she’s in is this big and bust, powerhouse…and I just can’t help but think it’s wonderful…I don’t know why I think it’s wornderful..maybe early onslaught dementia…or maybe it is infact wonderful…but I guess what I’m saying is that I am a Hilary Duff fan and I am sexualizing her…even when I shouldn’t be, not because she’s a woman and just innocently walking around, not inviting perverts to sexualize her, but because she’s old, washed up….and I shouldn’t like any of this…but I do… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE In other Hilary Duff news…she got a Tattoo of a sketch of a rose…to honour her pussy, that was once a budding young thing…that has blossomed into a gaping mom thing…and in a few years…she’ll add a wilding…pedals falling off as it slowly dies…to the mix…unless I’ve analyzed this completely wrong…which happens, I didn’t go to art school you know… The post Hilary Duff Thick Cleavage and New Tattoo of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Poor Rob Kardashian … the guy really does not seem to be doing that great lately. His behavior is getting increasingly bizarre. Who could forget how he tweeted out Kylie Jenner’s phone number after a simple misunderstanding over some baby showers? And his admission that, as a child, he had a crush on Kim , his own sister, which is something we’ll have nightmares about for the rest of our lives, honestly. And of course there are his many, many (many, many, MANY) issues with Blac Chyna. Despite liking her enough to get her pregnant and propose to her within approximately five seconds of dating, he seems to have a problem with talking to other women behind her back. Though some of that talking might have been when he and Chyna weren’t together, because there have been several reports saying that they’d broken up, at least for a little while. And then, and this one is by far the saddest development of all, Rob is said to be returning to his old ways. According to new reports, Rob has been gaining back the weight he lost when he got with Chyna, and he’s been retreating back into his house again. Yep, he’s becoming a regular old hermit once more. It turns out that, even though Rob’s new show, Rob & Chyna, has gotten very popular, the show may only get one season. TMZ reports that a second season of the show has still yet to be ordered, which is pretty much unheard of for Kardashian reality shows. Ratings obviously aren’t the issue, but the fact that Rob and Chyna won’t film together is. Executives are reportedly concerned that they’d have a hard time filming Rob & Chyna when Rob is holed up alone in his house. The good news is that Chyna is such a firecracker that she could possibly get her own show on E!, and think about it: you know that would be amazing. But the bad news is that if Rob doesn’t pull it together, there’d likely be no televised documentation of the birth of their child or their wedding. It would also mean that a wedding isn’t all that likely anymore, but let’s save that sadness for another day. Here’s hoping that Chyna can find a way to get through to Rob again, and that they can salvage their relationship before their baby is born. If not for the sake of reality television, then for the sake of their daughter. View Slideshow: Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian: Their Relationship In 15 Photos
Remember how, just a few short weeks ago, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were one of the most glamorous celebrity couples in existence, proof that true love was real? Man, how quickly things can change … These days, just one quick glance at the internet will tell you just how far Brangelina has fallen. Brad is currently being investigated after an alleged incident of child abuse on a plane, the same incident that was said to be the last straw for Angelina. As part of their temporary divorce settlement , he’s subject to random drug and alcohol testing, and he’s even supposed to have therapy sessions. There are plenty of rumors that Brad cheated on Angelina in the weeks before she filed for divorce, most notably with one of his costars, Marion Cotillard . As shocking as the whole thing is, it’s even more heartbreaking. And speaking of heartbreaking, there’s a new report that claims Brad and Angelina are fighting over one more thing: her engagement ring. The ring is said to be worth around $250,000, and Brad himself had a hand in designing it. “Angelina wants all of the jewelry that she acquired during her marriage to Brad,” a source says to HollywoodLife. And sure, that makes sense. “He gave her a lot of incredibly super expensive rings, necklaces, bracelets and other bobbles, but none more dazzling than her $250,000 engagement ring,” the source continues. “She def wants it.” But it seems that if Brad has anything to say about it, she def won’t get it. According to the source, “It’s tough because Brad put his heart and soul into that ring to make it truly unique and special. He worked with jeweler Robert Procop for over a year designing the most perfect ring imaginable.” Even though Brad is the one who put all the work into the ring, the source claims that he’d give it up if he could just have custody of the kids. See what we meant about the heartbreak? “Brad would give it up and anything else she wants,” the source says, “if he could just keep the kids. Even the thought of only partial custody breaks his heart, but he knows it’s all he can hope for.” The source delivers the final blow with “Brad really couldn’t give a sh-t about the money and fancy things, he just wants those kids.” That part, at least, is believable: we’ve heard time and time again that Brad is devastated by the divorce and that he wants to keep his family together. It’s a sad situation for all involved. Let’s hope they can at least work out the best arrangement for the whole family to be happy, or as happy as possible, given the circumstances. View Slideshow: Angelina Jolie Divorces Brad Pitt, Celebrities React in SHOCK
Even casual watchers of the ABC hit Scandal know that Kerry Washington‘s character Olivia Pope is based, not loosely, on a real-life crisis manager named Judy Smith. Well, Ms. Smith just hopped on board to “handle” the divorce of Mr. & Mrs. Smith star Angelina Jolie from her co-star and baby daddy, Brad Pitt. Given […]
Courteney Cox has finally been asked about the Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie divorce. It was really only a matter of time, wasn’t it? For what reason? Why would Courteney Cox possibly be asked about Angelina Jolie filing for divorce from Brad Pitt? Come on. Think about it: Because she’s good friends with Jennifer Aniston, of course. Aniston was married to Pitt until 2005, which is well over a decade ago. And Aniston is now married to Justin Theroux, very happily, we might add. Still, the Internet has never shut up about Aniston and Pitt’s breakup, speculating on whether the actor cheated on Aniston with Jolie and when he might get back together with the former Friends star. It’s been exhausting and ridiculous. Brad Pitt Issues New Statement on “Family Situation” But now a new round of chatter is underway because of course it is. Theroux was recently asked about the Brangelina split, giving a mature and well-reasoned response. “As a child of divorce, all I can say is that’s terrible news for those children and that’s all you can really say,” he responded during a press junket for his upcoming movie, The Girl on the Train. In a separate interview, he added: “There are bigger things to bitch about. It’s shocking how much bandwidth things can take up when there are far more important things going on in the world.” It’s true. But that didn’t stop Entertainment Tonight from raising the Brad and Angelina issue with Cox on Tuesday at Revlon’s Annual Philanthropic Luncheon at Chateau Marmont. “I feel like we’re exacerbating it by even talking about it,” Cox said , adding of Aniston’s name being dragged into the Jolie-Pitt split: It’s not about her. No, it’s not. Was it fun for us to make the following photo gallery? We have to admit: yes, it was. View Slideshow: Angelina Jolie-Brad Pitt Divorce: Jennifer Aniston Reacts! But we’re not going around and actually asking friends or husbands of Jennifer Aniston for their reactions to this news. That’s just inappropriate and rude. The bottom line here is that six children no longer have a two-parent household. Shouldn’t that be the focus? Jolie filed for divorce on September 19, five days after an alleged incident on board a private plane, during which an allegedly drunk Pitt WENT OFF on one of the couple’s kids. Did he verbally abuse this child? Did he physically abuse this child? The FBI is actually looking into it . Brad Pitt Hasn’t Seen His Kids Since… Jolie is seeking full physical custody of the kids, while Pitt will be fighting for joint custody. There’s a lot going on here. There’s a lot to unpack. There are kids to worry about and real questions to ask. The role Jennifer Aniston played in this divorce is most decidedly NOT one of these questions. How come? BECAUSE SHE PLAYED NO ROLE, PEOPLE. GET THE HECK OVER IT.
Pharrell Williams’ Wife Helen Lasichanh Pregnant With Second Child Awesome news for Pharrell Williams’ family — he and wife Helen Lasichanh are having another baby! The singing producer and his wife showcased her baby bump Thursday night while attending a Chanel dinner for their new fragrance No 5 L’Eau and PEOPLE confirmed the news Friday. Williams married model/designer Lasichanh in October 2013 and the couple have a seven and a half-year-old son Rocket Ayer. “In the same way the Indians named their children after a force or animal or element, we named him after a man-made machine that was meant to go up, meant to ascend,” Williams told Oprah Winfrey of his son during a 2014 interview. That’s a great explanation. We’re definitely excited for more news on this pregnancy and baby. Big congratulations to Pharrell and Helen!
