Robot woman….has been lent out to other brands to model…because VS is trying to recoup their investment on Josephine Skriver – the vagina Victoria’s Secret created in a lab… Sure they give this whole story…a romantic story…that is a great for the media that is about a gay and lesbian biologist who were so desperate to have kids in a country where DNA / Cloning was legal at the time that they did it themselves in the lab…because saying “we genetically coded a robot human model to exploit as hard as we can to save money on model expenses – as a team of robot models that are perfect to our standards – like how UBER wants their self driving cars”…..you know logical business… The good thing about a girl who was raised in the LGBT world…is their open mindedness to anal…and really all things sexual cuz both her parents are sexual deviants… Assuming they built her with a designer vagina as you’d assume they did…. The post Genetically Modified Human Josephine Skriver Bikini Catalog of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Landlord Caught Having Sex In Tenant’s Bed A Colorado landlord was caught getting smashed to smithereens in his tenant’s bed after a security alert notified the resident. Logan Pierce, the tenant of landlord Carlos Quijada, tells WTVR her was shocked to see the footage on his phone… “I got a notification from one of the cameras on lunch the other day that it detected noise and was strange because both of us work all day everyday.” “I opened up the camera and kind of had to like quit the program and like restart it again because I didn’t really believe what I saw.” After reopening it, he said he found a clear picture of his landlord having sex on his and his wife’s bed. To add insult to injury the ain’t isht landlord used his tenant’s wedding dressing to clean himself up after the sex… Pierce’s lease, like many do, states that the landlord has the right to enter the apartment, but Springs police say this case is felony trespassing. Pierce says the worst part of it all is what the two used as a towel to clean up — his wife’s wedding dress. “To see how upset she immediately got because she was the one that realized that’s what that was and they just threw it back and now that’s gone because the authorities took it for DNA evidence,” Pierce said. An arrest warrant was issued for felony trespass and misdemeanor obscenity after police investigated the matter. THIS IS DISGUSTING!!!!
Lily Collins is hot. I normally make fun of celebrity kids – because I don’t respect nepotism – even in a world where nepotism is everything, I find it discounts everything the person accomplishes – and even if they are smart and talented thanks to being raised rich and being made out of award winning DNA. I also always found Phil Collins music annoying….I would argue the “In the Air Tonight” was the bane of my teenage years – and for some reason it would rape my ears everytime it was on the radio – which was all the time – as most women who were very into Phil Collin, despite him being a bald british elf and his music is what they’d make us fuck to… But Lily Collins…is hot and that’s enough for me to ignore the trust fund and inheritance she’ll be getting – from all the terrible but popular music…plus I can focus on her being raised in LA by her mom while dad was on the road fucking groupies – leading to daddy issues that are so much deeper than the daddy issues of non-rich girls….because rich girls can afford to be bigger victims about the shit -as they don’t have to work as strippers to fill that void… Making this one ALL the better….I wish I could feel her coming in my facial hair tonight….DROWN ME LILY COLLINS – DROWN ME WITH YOUR PUSSY LIKE I WAS THE GUY YOUR DAD SINGS ABOUT IN THAT SONG…because drowning on pussy squirt is one of my dreams and it seems like it’d be appropriate… The post Lily Collins is Hot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Keshia Knight-Pulliam Outs Ed Hartwell’s Mistress In New Court Filing Well, well, well…looks like Rudy wasn’t crying wolf and she came with the receipts to prove it! According to TheJasmineBrand , Keshia Knight-Pulliam has filed official court papers accusing Ed Hartwell of cheating on her while she was pregnant with a woman named Tonya Carroll. Keshia says Tonya has been flying all over the U.S. with Hartwell, even on trips to meet his family in Las Vegas! Last month, we reported that Keshia asked a judge to arrest Ed for skipping his DNA tests and refusing to pay his part of pregnancy costs, moving expenses and child support. Keshia points out the various Instagram photos that “prove” that Hartwell and Carroll travel together and comment “suggestively” on each others pages. Flip the page to see exactly what she’s talking about… Images via Instagram
Kylie Jenner is as bullshit as her father is – when it comes to sex appeal… She’s a fucking puppet that her mother may have created, but probably had her staff create, in effort to continue selling product to the next generation, in what are the biggest AVON ladies in the world….who sell nonsense direct to consumer using their channels built on social media – due to being rich…..it’s terrifying…not just because kids look up to this, but because this looks like this…. She’s got such bad fillers and body procedures that she looks like a white girl trying to be Kim Kardashian, who she happens to share half her DNA with….it looks like she has meat stapled to her face…and young girls are following her lead…dudes find her and her clown face hot…and here she is naked in paint, her stomach fat sucked out and ass filled in…a monster really…but she exists and thinks she’s important…and in a country of retards who get their news off social media…she probably is… Here are more of her terrible selfies… I prefer kendall’s pizza nips…but they are both garbage…. The post Kylie Jenner’s Nude Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rob Kardashian is under investigation for threatening Pilot Jones, the actor rumored to be the real father of Blac Chyna’s unborn baby . Yes, this really happened; Rob made a threat, allegedly, that was serious enough for the LAPD’s Threat Management Unit to get involved. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ that there is reason to believe that Rob physically threatened Pilot Jones, who’s been hanging with Blac. The site claims Kardashian threatened to do Jones bodily harm. Not coincidentally we’re guessing, the allegations come on the heels of photos that surfaced on Radar showing Blac and Pilot making out. Those pics came on the heels of prior reports insinuating that Blac is cheating on Rob with Pilot Jones , who may have fathered her kid. Oh, AND there’s talk of her Chyna faking the paternity test that supposedly put this matter to rest on the Rob & Chyna season finale. So yeah. There’s a lot going on with these lunatics! According to TMZ, Pilot is quite scared at the moment . The fear partly steams from a string of text messages, which include Rob telling Pilot, “Leave my wife alone. I’m not playing with you.” He and Blac aren’t married, but that’s beside the point. Inside sources say there are other texts in which Rob threatens Pilot with physical harm if he doesn’t keep his distance from Blac Chyna. However, as is often the case with a troubled reality star going off on a random actor who may be banging his girl, the threats are a bit vague. Or “a little murky and general,” as one source put it. If you watch Rob and Chyna online, you likely believed that the whole paternity test storyline was just contrived nonsense for ratings. This would certainly feel like a safe assumption. Blac and Rob had been dating for about 45 minutes at the time this was filmed, so how likely is it that she was stepping out on him? Moreover, the result didn’t shock her at all. “I know it’s Rob’s,” she told her friends, all but admitting that this was a plot device. “I’ve only been with him since we started dating.” “It’s just to shut down rumors on the Internet.” So much for that. It seems no one told Mr. Jones. Earlier this week, Pilot demanded a new DNA test – one that isn’t filmed by E! or influenced at all by the machinations of Kris Jenner. Jones’ name has come up again and again with regard to Chyna’s pregnancy, and the pics of the two leaked this week make you wonder. Do people who are “just friends” make out? One Radar source claimed that Pilot and Chyna were still “hanging out” when she got with Rob, so maybe there is overlap after all. Who, and what to believe in this saga? View Slideshow: Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian: Their Relationship In 15 Photos We have no idea whether the original test was a fake, or if Pilot Jones is just making s–t up for attention, or some combination of both. In any case, Blac is due November 16. Yes, the baby – whomever the father is – is scheduled to arrive in a matter of weeks, ratcheting up the tension by a massive amount. Meanwhile, she and Rob are not living together at the moment, so you can imagine what this is doing to an already fragile relationship. Stay tuned.
Covergirl Announces First Male Spokesmodel Covergirl makes waves by appointing a new star as the face of the company every few months…but the company is now making history by appointing a boy for the first time ever. If you aren’t already familiar, meet James Charles, a 17-year-old high school student and amateur makeup artist . James is already “Insta-famous,” having built a following of nearly 600k in just the last 12 months due to his makeup transformations and tutorials. Well that contour and lip are definitely popping. Laura Brinker, VP-influencer of marketing at Coty Consumer Beauty — the company that owns Covergirl — says , James is a natural fit for the Covergirl brand. As she shared with Ad Age : “[He’s] consistent with CoverGirl’s DNA. We’ve always been an inclusive brand that’s partnered with a roster of talent based not only on looks, but on personality. We encourage people: ‘You do you.’ “We’re here to help you express whoever that is through your makeup. While this has always been our message, it’s more relevant than ever given what’s happening socially, culturally. And in beauty, a culture of fearless self-expression, fueled in part by social media, is on the rise.” What do YOU think of Covergirl’s latest face?? Instagram
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Here’s everyone’s favorite black tennis star disrupting the world of fashion or instgran fashion where everyone is a “model” with her body positive, love yourself enough, despite all your muscles that aren’t very pretty, exhibitionist slut behavior, like she disrupted the tennis industry back when black people weren’t allowed into tennis clubs…. I’m convinced that she’s genetically a man, if DNA testing happened, she would be a man…I know, I know it’s not that there are genders anymore, we are all one gender, but that in the time, when there were genders, her dad had to come up with a clever way to succeed at a woman’s sport that could actually make money…and that wouldn’t even notice the gender issue – because they were too distracted by the whole black thing, or the fact that there were two of them….we call it a good old fashioned curve ball, and here are her curves..while the dick be tucked… The post Serena WIlliams HalButt in a High Concept Instagram Style Photoshoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Rumors About Bill Clinton’s Sex Worker Love Child Resurfaces We’re a little over a month away from the Presidential election between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump and a filthy story about dirty dong Bill Clinton has resurfaced. How convenient. According to DailyMail , a 30-year-old named Danney Williams is claiming that he is the love child of his prostitute mother and Bill Clinton. Back in 1999, Star Magazine performed a DNA test which concluded that Danney could not be Clinton’s son, but that isn’t stopping the rumor mill from spinning. Danney’s mother, Bobbie Ann Williams, told The Globe how she worked as a prostitute in 1984 and started seeing Slick Willie Clinton on the regular. She says Clinton went out for a run one day in Little Rock, when he jogged by her housing project and introduced himself to her. She was 24 years old at the time. A few days later, Clinton allegedly jogged by the housing project again and paid Bobbie $200 for her to have sex with him behind some bushes. After that, Bobbie says that she and Clinton regularly had sex, sometimes alone, sometimes with other female partners. Eventually, Bobbie became pregnant and she suspected that it was Clinton’s child. Bobbie Ann says when she learned that she was pregnant she assumed the child was Clinton’s, but when she allegedly told him… ‘He rubbed my big belly and said, “Girl, that can’t be my baby.” But I knew it was. I just had this kind of woman’s feeling that this was his child.’ Bobbie told The Globe. What do you think? Could this kid be Bill’s boy? Flip the page to see more pics of the alleged father and son… Images via Facebook/Twitter
