Jesus take the clippers ! Man Sells Jesus Christ’s Toenails On eBay Almost 10 years to the day since his mother’s image was discovered seared onto the buttered bread of a grilled cheese sandwich, Jesus Christ’s toenails may have been found in Key Largo. Via Keysnet reports: The owner of the deified phalange’s coverings is selling them on eBay. “Condition: Used.” The Reporter attempted to contact the seller through his or her eBay account, but to no avail. The person did provide a narrative on eBay of how he or she came to be in possession of the Messiah’s discarded clippings. From the gripping tale, the seller may have been better off hawking them out of a J. Peterman catalogue: “While traveling through Europe, I went to see a seer, or as Americans like to call them, ‘psychic.’ I stayed in Germany for a couple of months, then decided to travel. “I found myself in a little border town in the Czech Republic. This short, little older woman, whom appeared to be about 150 years old, popped out of a doorway and grabbed my hand. Scared the bagebers out of me. “Then she pulled me into this dilapidated doorway and said she had a gift for me. As I held out my hand and looked into her gray eyes, I noticed moles on the side of her face with hairs sticking out of them. To me, this indicated she was very, very old. “Then she proceeded to tell me what they were. Well, I figured they could not be real because it’s not like I could get a DNA test on them. Who would I ask, God? “Now I figured I would part with them or try to sell them on my own website. Maybe they could find a good home with a curator who believes this is true.” As of press time, two people placed bids for 99 cents. Looking for a good Christmas gift? Better hurry; bidding expires on Nov. 26.
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Random Ridiculousness: Florida Man Sells Jesus Christ’s Toenails On eBay For 99 Cents
