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Gone Too Far: Donald Trump Suggest Hillary Clinton Assassination At Speech Today [Video]

This guy is a megalomaniac. Donald J. Trump Just Joked About The Assassination Of Hillary Clinton – Then he released a statement suggesting they vote.

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Dennis Rodman: I Broke My Penis – THREE TIMES!

In his NBA days, Dennis Rodman was nicknamed “the Worm.” Now we know he didn’t earn that moniker because of his vigilant efforts to protect the appendage between his legs. Rodman sat for an interview with the Viceland TV network recently, and instead of discussing his bizarre friendship with Kim Jong-Un , the two-time NBA All-Star focused on an even more cringeworthy topic. It seems Dennis Rodman has had the misfortune of breaking his penis on three separate occasions. The first time, Rodman was drinking and doing drugs on a yacht, which we imagine is a pretty typical day in the life of Dennis Rodman. After an ill-advised experiment involving “running and jumping” and landing in position for sex, well … we’ll just let him tell it: Dennis Rodman Shares Broken Penis Stories “She’s screaming and screaming, ‘Oh my God, he’s dead,’” Rodman recalled. “I said, ‘No, honey, I just broke my dick.’” The unfortunate sequels to that story are like Jaws II and III: They’re every bit as bloody, but not quite as entertaining. Naturally, all those dong fractures have taken a toll on Rodman’s worm. He says the thing now rocks a zig-zag shape, which the ladies seem to find pleasing. Well, whatever the case, it seems Dennis knows a thing or two about crooked penises. We’ll resist the urge to draw a connection between that fact and  Rodman’s recent endorsement of Donald Trump . Maybe he just likes things that unexpectedly go in different directions a lot! View Slideshow: 21 Stars with Especially Big Penises

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Megyn Kelly Cracks Up Over Donald Trump, We Can’t Blame Her

Megyn Kelly tried, and failed to keep a straight face while discussing Donald Trump's Wednesday town hall in Daytona Beach, Florida. The Fox News anchor was a target last August when Trump disliked her questions, and after insinuated that she was probably on her period (oh yes, and he called her a “bimbo” on Twitter). Though they buried the hatchet in May, but the Republican nominee brought it up again on Wednesday night. “I meant her nose or her ears or her mouth,” Trump said to a roaring crowd. “But these people are perverted and they think it was another location. Unbelievable. I cut it short ― because I was talking about either taxes or economic development, so I said, ‘or wherever.’ And I wanted to get back on the subject. I should have finished it out, I would have been much better. So they lied.” When the camera cut back to Kelly, she was visibly embarrassed that the issue was brought up at all. “What is he doing? Relitigating every controversy from the primary season?” Kelly said. Another controversial issue Trump rehashed was the time he made fun of New York Times reporter Serege Kovaleski. Kovaleski suffers from arthrogryposis, which limits the functioning of his joints. “I won’t make the motions because if I do, they’ll say something, you know,” Trump said, referring to his mimicking Kovaleski's disability. But wait!  Trump is very good to the disabled!  “Nobody’s better to people with disabilities than me. I spend millions and millions of dollars on buildings taking care of people with disabilities,” he claimed. In the video, Kelly – who had two guests on the segment, one of whom is a Trump supporter – mentioned that federal law requires buildings to be wheelchair accessible. “But they’re very expensive in his buildings, Megyn, let me tell you,” the Trump supporter joked. Watch the segment to see why Kelly couldn't contain herself.

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Trump My Hand: Find Out If Your Paws Measure Up to the Donald’s!

Of all the incredibly random stories that have popped up during this interminable election season, the “Trump My Hand” trend has gotta be … well, it's not the strangest, but it's pretty damn weird. It all started during the GOP primary debates , back when the field still consisted of roughly 47,000 candidates. In response to a joke that “Little” Marco Rubio made on the campaign trail about his allegedly tiny hands, Trump assured the world that not only does he have the manliest manos , he's also rocking a massive dong. Needless to say, it was a moment that can only be described using the Donald's favorite word – classy. At the time, no one could've predicted that several months later Trump would be the GOP's candidate – or that his hands would still be on everyone's mind. Enter the Trump My Hand challenge, which allows you to find out once and for all if you measure up to the world's most talked about set of  yuuuuuuuge paws. Was all this talk of miniature meathooks just a vicious rumor meant to shatter the presidential candidate's fragile masculinity, or did Trump kick that baby out of his rally because he was afraid the kid might have bigger mitts? Find out here , and check out some of the best Trump hand comparisons on social media in the gallery below. After that, we recommend you take some time to reflect on what a random-ass world we live in. 1. Trump Hands Donald Trump has hands. But are they huuuuuuge like the real estate mogul’s ego? Now you can find out. 2. Trump vs. Chihuahua One Twitter user decided to pit her chihuahua against Trump. The little guy came surprisingly close to winning. No wonder the Donald’s not big on Mexican! 3. Call Me, Melania This Twitter user captioned his pic, “Melania I am assuming you still have my cell number.” Usually Trump is the one doling out the burns! 4. Trump Turkeys Some folks had fun with the challenge. Hey, at least SOMETHING about this election season can be enjoyable, right? 5. Trump vs. Cat Sorry, kitty, it looks like Trump wins this round. Six toes, though! Ya don’t see that every day. 6. Trump vs. Pup: Round II “My dog almost has bigger paws than Donald Trump,” this user tweeted. You know man’s getting close to adding a dog ban to his platform. View Slideshow

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The Gall: Trump Supporters Boo Military Mom When She Asks Mike Pence To Stand Up [Video]

Supporters of Republican U.S. presidential nominee Donald Trump boo a military mom at a campaign rally in Nevada after she asks his vice presidential running mate Mike Pence about Trump’s “disrespect” towards the family of Muslim U.S. Army Captain Humayun Khan who was killed in Iraq. Rough Cut (no reporter narration).

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Race Matters: Michigan Man Saws Neighbor’s Racist “Make The Township White Again”

Michigan Man Saws Neighbor’s Racist White Supremacy Sign In Half Donald Trump has truly empowered some of these white people to be as bold as they’ve ever been with their bigotry. Via NYDN A Michigan man outraged by a racist sign saying “Make the township white again” could be seen on video sawing the plywood board in half Sunday. The Donald Trump supporter who installed the sign by the side of the road in Flushing Township threatened to file trespassing charges against T.J. Tarrant and Chase Frechette. Yet a Facebook video filmed by Frechette of Tarrant using his circular saw to slice the spray-painted sign in half had drawn over 76,000 views by Tuesday afternoon. “You know what I think about this piece of s–t motherf—–g sign right here?” Tarrant said in the video. “Watch this. Watch this s–t, world.” Yes, watch. Good for him. Hopefully some of his anglo-saxon peers take initiative and take action against the racism they see. Image via YouTube

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T.I. Gives Trump Supporters A Much Needed Reality Check

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T.I. has often been that savior, giving others the wisdom and knowledge they need to see the world in a different way.

T.I. Gives Trump Supporters A Much Needed Reality Check

Sarah Silverman Delivers Line of the DNC

In an election that features one side running the former host of Celebrity Apprentice, it's only fitting that a comedian delivered what may have been the line of the Democratic National Convention on Monday night, right? To open primetime coverage of the event, Sarah Silverman stood alongside Senator Al Franken. The two awkwardly riffed for a few moments, often hearing chants of “Bernie! Bernie!” throughout the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia. These chants emanated from extremely loyal Bernie Sanders supporters. They were so loyal, in fact, and some felt so strongly that their candidate deserved to be the Democratic nominee over Hillary Clinton, that some vowed to either not vote for Clinton or even vote for Donald Trump. Which seems like utter insanity for a Democrat to do. That's where Silverman came in on Monday. One of the most outspoken Bernie Sanders supporters during his primary race, the comedian could not handle the madness for another moment. “Can I say something? To the ‘Bernie or Bust’ people, you’re being ridiculous,” she said. As you can see below, the remark was mostly met with loud cheers. Soon enough, however, the “Bernie!” chants started up again and Silverman was forced to quip: “Thank God they can fix this in post.” That's a pretty great line (the speech aired live, of course). What do you think of Silverman's quote? Is it her place to make such a judgment? Does the Sanders crowd have a right to be upset and voice their opinion? Or, in the name of party unity, should they suck it up at this point and vote for a candidate who still shares many more values with Sanders than Donald Trump? Watch Silverman deliver her line below and then watch the reaction of those in attendance:

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Christina Ricci’s Merkin of the Day

Christina Ricci is back at work, I guess she’s ready to hit the scene again – now that she’s got a kid to send to college or some shit – maybe she’s always been working and I just stopped paying attention – because there was a weird period between being the child star, turned busty indy movie queen, to having a breakdown, cutting off her tits, and doing some tv show like Ally McBeal….which is where we left her… Well, she posted a picture of her MERKIN on set, which you know is her bush in the shape of panties so that she an give the illusion of a hot bush, without being bottomless, but with Merkin – usually comes TITTIES… Just ask Lisa Bonet, who I guess is on some show doing what Bill Cosby taught her back when American was great and Rapists were allowed to sell JELL-O products… The post Christina Ricci’s Merkin of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Sofia Vergara’s Tits on Set of the DAy

Sofia Vergara is some hooker – who tricked the right client to give her a shot in the entertainment industry – under what I assume was extortion…thanks to the help of her Colombian team of drug cartel gangsters who helped her orchestrate it… Because…Sofia Vergara and her hypnotic tits were once ILLEGAL immigrants that Donald Trump would have married if he was into Hispanics more than Eastern Euros….she smuggled herself into Florida with her kid in tow…and now..in her 40s she’s a superstar actress who can barely speak english…and it’s not because she gets nudes – it’s because she’s tactical…and what Trump is warning you about illegals..they get into your economy and just take it over… She’s in lingerie on set, her fans love it, I’d prefer seeing her earlier porn or exposing her story – for what it actually is – but that we’ll never figure out because as we know – people take what they are told at face value – instead of researching……but maybe no one would care – since her tits is all that matters… All I can think about when seeing her in her expensive shaping lingerie, is that 87 percent of Muslim these fundamentalist Muslim women who are in Hijabs, you know full bed sheets, actually wear really slutty lingerie, sometimes with anal beads inside them, because they are only human…even if you don’t think they are because you’re racist. The post Sofia Vergara’s Tits on Set of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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