Sometimes, when you’re drinking, you come with ideas you think are awesome, that really aren’t, like taking a Machete to a fucking watermelon in some sort of backyard performance that should have ended worse for the idiot, because that’s what idiots deserve… I still found this fail pretty funny, but that’s just because I love when people fail. Whether it is falling down the stairs or slipping during some stunt fail, or their business collapsing, or even their marriage, life, relationship fails…I’m into it…cuz I’m not a fucking hippie and real life sucks, so it makes me happy when people learn that.
This is the video from the bus thatgolfer Jack Nicklaus’ grandson’s bike slammed into after he was in a crazy fucking motorcycle accident that didn’t end in death. It didn’t even end in serious injury… it just looks fucking horrible…he was thrown 100 feet…. Maybe he’s got super powers…or maybe it is some illuminati protecting the rich shit….or maybe he’s just lucky as fuck. Not only does he live the rich kid college life, fucking all the hot college coeds, but he also survives accidents and that make him even more appealing to the hot college coeds he’s already getting making me think he probably did this on purpose for the fame, glory and most importantly the pussy. It reminds me of the time I drove my car into a hot bitch’s car in efforts to get her name and number by pretending it was an “accident”…or the time I ran a girl on a bike off the road, so I’d have an excuse to take her to the hospital and spend time with her, or even the time I threw myself down the stairs in front of a babe, in efforts to get her to see if I was okay as I was bleeding out of my ears and suffering some Natasha Richardson brain trauma….only a way better executed.
I had been trying to win a contest to meet Justin since I knew he was touring in the UK for the Believe tour. I never won any, but I also sent in my entry for BieberFever. The competition winners were announced 24 hours before the concert and I’d been checking my emails all day, hoping for an email saying I’d won, but there was nothing. My best friend and I were on Skype freaking out over the fact that the next day we’d be seeing Justin live again. I was on my phone at the same time and I saw that I had 4 new emails, expecting them to be spam or something. I went to delete them all when I saw I had an email from BieberFever. I didn’t even open the email before I started to freak out, crying and screaming. My friend was asking me what was wrong but I couldn’t talk. I went screaming down the stairs to my mum. I had to ask her to read it to me to make sure I wasn’t dreaming. I even made her pinch me. I woke my dad up with my screaming and I even got a text off my neighbour asking what was going on. I called my friend and explained that I’d won meet and greet to meet Justin! As I live 3 hours away from Manchester, we had to get there earlier and organize a plan. I was awake the whole night, pacing my room and just thinking about what was going to happen. The next morning, 21st February 2013, my best friend arrived at 8 a.m. and we got ready together. We even made Justin a poster/letter, explaining how we’d been here from the beginning, and that he’s the reason we became best friends back in 2009. We set off to Manchester at about 11-ish, and arrived around 2. We went over to the box office window and we asked when we could collect our wristbands. We made friends with loads of girls while we were waiting. While we were waiting in line, Kenny came walking past the window so everyone came running. We got our tickets scanned and we were through, but sadly Kenny had gone by now. In the meet & greet queue we got told that we had to be in groups of 6 for the photo. We’d made friends with a few of the girls and we asked Lydia and Maisie to come with us, so we needed two more people and there was this young girl with her mum. I was so nervous at this point, like I was about to meet my idol? We got downstairs and we had to queue again, but I really needed to pee, like I hadn’t peed all day. In the queue we were deciding who was going to stand where, and like it was only fair the the ones who won the meet and greet got to stand next to Justin. We were then all moved into the same room as Justin, THE SAME FREAKING ROOM. He was literally just behind the curtain. It was so hard trying not to cry. I was first and I was like about to have a panic attack, the security put their arm in front of me and told me to calm down. I pushed through and got to Justin’s side and he was like, “Woah calm down” and put his arm around me. Alfredo was by the camera guy and I was looking up at him smiling and then I realized the photo was taken. I kept repeating, “I love you” to Justin and he was like, “I love you too” and I hugged him. I even grabbed onto his hand. He hugged and told everyone else he loved them and then we were pushed out by security. After that we all broke down, and sobbing. Then we went into the arena, and we had really good seats. We were on the floor and considering we weren’t VIP, they were really good. We had an amazing time at the concert and before we knew it, it was all over! I live in a really small town where news travels fast, and a few days later I was asked to do an interview with my local newspaper about meeting Justin , it was great! It just shows that if you never give up, it will happen. I never ever thought I’d meet him. If you’re reading this, I wish you all the luck and I hope you meet him one day, I know you will! -@bieberninjah Continued here: I had been trying to win a contest to meet Justin since I knew…
I’m Brittany and I’ve been a HUGE fan of Justin Bieber since 2009 , when he released his song ‘One Time.’ I’ve tried so many radio contests, online contests, trying to win tickets to his concerts, and even standing in 40 degree weather for 7 hours all to try and meet him. So, after three years, you would think I would give up, right? Wrong. I kept trying. On Tuesday, I decided to check the bieberfever website for any contests, so once again, I would lose….or at least I thought that’s how it would go. Turns out, there was a contest to see Justin in a Fuse interview on June 21 at the Museum of Natural History. I knew I had to attempt to win again! I e-mailed Gotham Casting, the people who were choosing the winners, and I wrote why I was such a huge fan and answered other questions they had. I was very negative about the whole thing. My mom kept telling me to not be so negative because maybe it will actually be my chance to see him in person. I decided I would stay positive. The next day, I went to my friends house and decided to check my e-mail. As I was scrolling down, I saw an e-mail from Gotham Casting!!!! I started spazzing out! I clicked on it and they congratulated me for winning and that I was going to see Justin live at his Fuse Interview! I was crying like crazy and couldn’t believe that I would finally see Justin in person. I called up my best friend and we completely flipped out. I could barely sleep Wednesday night cause I was just way too excited for Thursday to come. Well, finally it was Thursday! Gillian and I went to the Museum at around 4:30 and we waited in line for 4 hours until they finally let us in to where Justin would be. I just couldn’t believe that this moment was actually happening. At 10:00PM, they began the show. Justin Bieber began to walk down the stairs and I just completely broke down. I started hysterically crying and felt like I was going to pass out. It was honestly the greatest time because I waited THREE years for this and I never thought this moment would ever happen to me. The show was amazing! During the breaks, Justin would sing some of his songs from Believe, like “Love Me Like You Do” and “Catching Feelings.” He even started singing “Call Me Maybe” and then he began dancing in his chair. It was so cute and I was so close to the stage. I was literally 5 feet away from him! I screamed “Justin!!!!” and he looked at me and I just got the biggest smile on my face. This night was seriously the greatest night ever! I continued to never say never and dreamed big. No one should give up on trying to see him in concert or meeting him because it will happen one day! It happened to me and it took years! Dreams do come true! More here: I’m Brittany and I’ve been a HUGE fan of Justin…
Can’t we all have differences and still live in peace? St. Louis Men Charged With Posting Torture Photos Of Gay Teenagers On Facebook Two teenagers accused of being gay were taped to chairs and subjected to a horrific bout of abuse which was filmed and posted to Facebook, it has been claimed. The boys, aged 16 and 17, were allegedly forced to wear women’s underwear and made to undress, shower and kiss each other by at least four attackers, prosecutors say. They were also thrown down the stairs and beaten with fists and sticks at a house in Northwoods, St Louis, Missouri, on October 27 last year. Nicholas Nettles, 20, and his 22-year-old brother Brandon have had their pre-trial hearings at St Louis County Court set for later this month. Walter Worthan, 21, faces trial in August. Nicholas Nettles’ lawyer Nick Zotos said: ‘I think it’s more bullying-hazing than anything else. Or humiliation.’ Richard Lozano, Worthan’s lawyer, added that he thought his client was named because the events happened at his house. He said: ‘There may have been ‘boys-will-be-boys’ type of activity happening, but would certainly be nothing that would rise to the level of criminal activity.’ Are these lawyers serious??? What part of being beaten and thrown down stairs is “boy will be boys”?? The trio were indicted on January 25 on two felony counts each of kidnapping, felonious restraint and sexual exploitation of a minor. They were also charged with two misdemeanor charges of third-degree assault, and police are looking at whether to add charges of child pornography to the sheet. At least another two people are believed to have taken part in the alleged assault, but they have so far not been identified, the stltoday.com reports. Court documents state that a woman whose son had seen the pictures online called police the day after the alleged assault. These guys are going down hard, no pun intended. Source
There’s a movement called the 5 second film festival that I think is genius because my attention span is 5.5 seconds…so this is the perfect amount of time to suck me in and win me over….like this entry…showing the best magic trick ever…one I am sure husbands and baby daddy’s everywhere wish they knew the secret of….cuz staging a car accident or pushing her down the stairs…or faking a violent dream….or drugging her and dropping her off at the abortion clinic is far less effective.
I don’t even know who the Duggar’s are…but assume they are some jesus loving weirdos….who apparently are working on kid 20 and posted the miscarriage on twitter as a memorial…and posting miscarriages on twitter is fucking awesome…revolting yet amazing….much more intense than naming them, dressing them up, keeping them in a jar in your closet to bring out to play with and stroke every time you feel sad and lonely about having not family or love in your life….if you know what I mean… I don’t know why everyone is so upset…miscarriages are a celebration of “My bitch won’t get an abortion and I don’t want a kid with her, kids suck, what the fuck do I do, induce a miscarriage unsuspectingly by having a car accident, pushing her down the stairs, or just a real bad nightmare, you know since miscarriages are nature’s abortion, right?” If you know what I mean…..and that is that this is some TWISTED shit…
Hey I’m Grace from New York and September 8th & November 17th were the best days of my life. On September 8th, my two other friends and I heard Justin was gonna be in NYC so we decided to try to meet him. He was at the store Dolce and Gabbana, so we found it. As we were walking to the store we see Alfredo Flores going into the store . We start running for our lives, but we didn’t catch up to him. Then we waited in a line for an hour to go into the store, girls were running out of the store screaming “I met Justin! I met him!” So me and my friends got really happy. When we got in, he was doing an interview so they said he couldn’t meet anyone, and that we should just leave. After being pushed in the small store with many girls, I see a little girl walk out with an IPhone, and I look at the picture and she is with Justin, so we stayed. There was a stage at the front of the store, so we decided to go to the stage, but all of the sudden we see Scooter Braun and we talked to him and he remembered my friend from a Tinychat! I got a picture with him! He was so nice! We asked if we could meet Justin, he told us he wished he could let us, but the security guards won’t let him, but he said to stay because Justin was coming! We were right next to the stage, but somehow we got the the back of the stage, which we weren’t aloud to be, but we stayed. Then Asher Roth came out and we got to meet him and talk to him! He was so sweet! After waiting for so long, we saw Justin walk down the stairs with his crew coming towards us! I got to touch his jacket and stand right behind him while he was saying Thank You! Then I turn to my right, and I see Alfredo and talked to him and got a picture with him! And Scooter, Kenny and Usher were right in front of us! Then Kenny turned around and said, “Girls, I will let you stay back here, but you just have to stay quiet!” And then he touched my shoulder and said, “I understand you guys are happy, and we want you too be! But don’t cry!” They were so sweet! If you look at this video you can see us behind Justin! Then Justin left, and we were so happy! We didn’t think he was coming back, so we left. As we were outside, I turn and see Ryan Good and Ashley Benson! We got to take a picture with them! It was an amazing night! Then, we heard Justin was coming to NYC for Pencils of Promise , so we went again. We stood outside in the cold and drizzle for an hour, waiting for Justin. The guards told us he wasn’t coming, but we knew he would stand us up. There was about 15 girls, so it was a small group. We all saw Justin taking photos at the walkway, and he started coming towards us. I was in the front and he started shaking everyones hands in the front! I looked him and the eyes and he shook my hand with both his hands! Luckily I was taking a video and got a shot of our hands! His hands were so warm! It was amazing! Never say Never…because dreams do come true! – @graceebeliebs Excerpt from: Hey I’m Grace from New York and September 8th &…
First off, I just wanted to say that I can’t believe I’m actually writing my own Bieber experience. Never would I have EVER thought that I would come anywhere close to even having the slightest story. That being said, Thursday, November 23rd 2011 is when my Bieber experience took place! As soon as I heard that Justin was going to be on The View, I did everything I could to get two tickets, one for my mom and one for me. I’ll never forget just how excited I was receiving the conformation email from The View staff. I couldn’t believe it. I was SO excited and even though my mom will never admit it, I know she was too . Anyways, our seats ended up being within inches of the stage and the round table. The set looked SO different than it appeared to be on the television and it honestly felt like I was living a dream. How was I lucky enough to be part of a LIVE studio audience, about to watch Justin Bieber perform, on one of the most popular television shows? A few minutes after the hosts came out, Justin came out through the archway and that’s when it hit me. I was in complete shock and was just SO grateful to be there. Justin did a cute little pose and made his way over to the couch where he sat with the hosts. He did his interview and eventually my section was allowed to get up and surround a round stage where Justin would be performing. I luckily was in the front, ON the stage! It was crazy. Before Justin performed, he warmed up a little and was just so smiley. He was standing RIGHT in front of me. Eventually he performed and Mary J Blige came out of no where and surprised him. It was SUCH an amazing performance and looking back on it I feel so incredibly lucky to have been a part of the audience. I’ll never forget it! -@xsamanthasays Original post: First off, I just wanted to say that I can’t believe…
