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Coco’s Got a Retarded Ass of the Day

Coco’s ass is on another level of ass. It’s like shit is it’s own person or some shit, like her syamese twin who didn’t fully develop. It’s got it’s own name, it’s own cellphone, it’s own preference in restaurants and meals and a mind of it’s own that only Coco can communicate with because it’s mouth only spits out shit. Coco used to be jealous of all the attention she got, but decided to embrace it and make it work for her…like she had been doing with her vagina all these years….cuz she’s that kind of woman…. So I may not understand this shit or find this shit hot…but it’s definitely something worth exploring on a scientific level, like make a fucking Discovery Channel show on the shit, because I want to know the story behind this and I want to know what’s really going on here…. Pics via Fame

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Catholic Priest No Longer Celibate of the Day

Catholicism is a dated concept that just didn’t evolve with our times. We are a sexed up society and depriving people of sex just ends up in kids getting molested. So when I see a priest quit working for the church because he knows everything he learned in priest school was bullshit and that God will not turn on him for living a good life that includes banging chicks, kinda like when you see Doctors smoking, it makes me happy knowing that dude followed his biological needs, instead of deprive himself and leave him so charged up he takes a blowjob from an alterboy… I am not against faith, just faith that makes no sense, and this bitch named Faith who I met at a bar down the street who spat in my face when I asked to see her boobs….making bumping into her always annoying…I am just curious who in their right mind would give their lives to God to work for the church in this era, other than homeless people looking for a job, warm bed and food and closet case homosexuals….and I guess what I think doesn’t matter…but I do like seeing this move from Pristhood to the Clithood…you know from the confession booth to the bedroom and if he gets to keep his priest dress, some grown up Catholic private school girl with negative feelings towards the church will get to live out some serious fantasies, like the Catholic private school girl I once met who was so repressed she’d masturbate with a Virgin Mary statue in her mom’s room…for fucking serious….

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Snow Day: Your Horror Stories Are Welcome [Shut Up, Snow]

It has been snowing since yesterday morning. It is not the Snowpocalypse or Snowmageddon or Snowicane. It is just snow. It happens every year. And it is awesome, glorious, and beautiful. But when it’s done being those things, it sucks. So please quit bitching when it snows, and the news needs to stop making it sound like the end of the world every time a little precipitation descends on us. The only time when white powder is a threat to the public safety is when it is Anthrax in some taped-up, ratty-looking envelope mailed to the mayor’s office. We don’t need to remind you, but you live in New York City, and it snows here. It happens every winter, more than once, and sometimes a lot all at the same time. You’re going to get through it. No one will die (well, almost no one ) and you will not starve sitting in your apartment waiting for the plows to clear the streets so that the FreshDirect boy can whisk your groceries up to your apartment with his muddy boots. The city has pretty much shut down. It’s a real, actual show day . That is great, because it never happens and you should take this respite before the hastened pace of spring takes over with its bike rides, barbecues, and beautiful weather. But the weather right now isn’t so bad. It’s not too cold or windy. The streets look picturesque as the flakes rain down and you can spin in the street, round and round under the flurries, just like Winona Ryder in Edwards Scissorhands with her blonde wig whipping around as her hands lash out and grasp at the falling ice right before the town turns on Edward and everything goes to shit. That’s kind of what happens with snow too. After a few days in the house, you’re going to be sick of your boyfriend/roommate/husband/kids/snoring dog. The Netflix will be finished and all the good snacks eaten. Every time you cross an intersection there will be a deep puddle on the other side. You’ll be stuck wearing crappy outfits because you don’t want to ruin your nice shoes (well, unless you work at GQ ). Some people have it bad already. You can’t get to work, planes have been canceled, the place down the street with the good bagels closed early. Our very own Alex Pareene tried to come into the office today until a group of errant thugs threw him head first into a snow drift! (OK, that didn’t really happen, but he still gave up on the messy sidewalks and the messed-up subway and went back home to work from his couch and fix himself appletinis all day. We’re sure you have plenty of horrible stories to share with us about your commute and shoveling and being stuck. Please, share them in the comments. But you also have lots of fun stories about snowball fights and lying in front of the fire lazily watching the Olympics on TV and that really hot hooker you ordered up from Craigslist who gave you a discount because things aren’t so busy today. Share those, too! Along with pictures and anything else you want. It’s a snow day! The rules are off and we are here for revelry…and bitching. [ Images via Flickr/NYHispano and Flickr/Marilyn Cvitanic ]

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Kelly Osbourne Loses Weight, Gains Publicity

Kelly Osbourne is a three-time veteran of alcohol and drug rehab. That’s kind of pathetic. But the 25-year-old says being fat caused her even more grief. “I took more hell for being fat than I did for being an absolute raging drug addict,” she says in the new issue of Us Weekly. “I will never understand that.” The 5-foot-2 Kelly Osbourne, who recently made headlines for calling out Tila Tequila , once weighed “almost 160” pounds. Now? Less than 120 pounds! That’s good enough for major attention on a slow week, apparently. Which isn’t to say she doesn’t look great or deserve praise, because it’s no small feat. Here’s a before and after photo comparison … Kelly Osbourne before and after dropping 42 pounds. Amazing! Kelly recalls walking down the street one day and “some horrible obnoxious teenager screamed out a car window to me, ‘ you’re fat !'” she tells the periodical. “I went to my parents bawling, ‘I would rather be called ugly than be called fat!'” She says she “hated” herself but “never wanted to do anything to fix it.” “It’s hard to get out of a hole you’ve dug so deeply.” Indeed. But after years of yo-yo dieting, Osbourne has lost a ton of weight and in a healthy way,through regular exercise and a portion-controlled diet. In other words, no Kim Kardashian sellout moves . “I’m really proud to look in the mirror and not hate every single thing I see,” Kelly says. “I no longer think, Why don’t I look like this girl or that girl?”

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30 Seconds To Mars Recount Harrowing Bomb Scare

‘It’s kind of bizarre and easy to find some humor in the situation now, but it was very serious,’ Jared Leto tells MTV News. By Kyle Anderson 30 Seconds To Mars’ Jared Leto Photo: MTV News A few weeks ago, 30 Seconds To Mars frontman Jared Leto hosted a screening of “Artifact,” the documentary about the band and the creation of their latest album, This Is War. But the gathering of hundreds of fans was broken up by a bomb scare , which Leto is still trying to process. “It’s kind of bizarre and easy to find some humor in the situation now, but it was very serious,” Leto told MTV News last week. “Last I heard, the LAPD was investigating and he was in jail, though I don’t know if he’s still there.” The incident in question began when the unidentified man interrupted the screening. After Leto managed to shuffle him out the door, the man’s car — which was parked outside in the middle of the street and playing extremely loud music — became a nuisance and the police were called. The resulting scene quickly unraveled. “It was such a surreal setting,” Leto said. “They shut down five blocks in every direction. They shut down the street. People weren’t allowed to walk anywhere. People were asked to leave their stores.” Ironically, the man was finally apprehended later while Leto was talking to the LAPD. “I was being interviewed by the police, and I see the guy walk right back up to me,” he said. “They were looking for him, and I said, ‘Well, that’s the guy right there.’ He walked up to the police and said something to me, and they put him in handcuffs and asked him what was in the package. That’s when he talked about explosives. It was surreal.” Despite the disruptions, the band finished the screening of the hotly anticipated film “Artifact,” which Leto said should be available for public consumption later this year. The documentary, which follows 30 Seconds to Mars during the recording of This Is War, will provide a revealing look at the band and its inner workings. “We have a lot of material from over two years of shooting. It’s something like 3,500 hours,” Leto said. The frontman said the most revealing thing in the film might involve Leto’s sense of fashion. “I think half the film I’m in my pajamas, because I didn’t leave the house very often while we were recording,” he said. “There were days we felt like we were all in the hospital together, on some sort of rehab trip.” Related Artists 30 Seconds To Mars

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Britney Spears Marks Head-Shaving Anniversary

We often mark celebrity birthdays with photo tributes to our favorite stars, but on this 16th day of February, we’re commemorating something even more special. Today is the 3rd anniversary of the day a rebellious, clinically depressed and by all accounts bat$h!t insane Britney Spears rolled into a salon and shaved her head. That was pretty awesome.

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Marriage Can Wait, Fun Cannot, Says Kim Kardashian

The Super Bowl has come and gone, the New Orleans Saints defeated the Indianapolis Colts and, still, Kim Kardashian does not have a diamond on her finger. A couple weeks ago, rumors had circulated that as soon as Reggie Bush won his championship ring, he’d follow up by placing a similar piece of jewelry – with a very different meaning – on his girlfriend’s hand. Alas, Kim is still single, but she sounds perfectly fine with that arrangement. “I’ve been married before I was 19 and I want to take my time,” she said in Las Vegas on Valentine’s Day. “There are rumors like, ‘Kim is pressuring him,’ and there is none of that at all, I really want to take my time. We are young and we’re having fun.” That actually sounds… mature and grounded. Who are you, and what have you done with Kim Kardashian?!? “We need to just support each other in every thing we do, so it’s just about spending time together,” she added. The couple will have plenty of opportunities for that. Bush has an entire off-season ahead of him and, well, Kim doesn’t do much aside from pose on red carpets. They can probably fit in some quality time in there somewhere.

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In Vogue: Emilie de Ravin and Robert Pattinson

“Rob and Emilie are gifted actors who really like each other. And the movie reveals them in a whole new way.” –

Rihanna Finger Bangs Herself on Stage of the Day

These pictures would have been a lot hotter 4 years ago, when Rihanna just started out, when she didn’t have a dyke haircut or 20 pounds she gained while living and eating the American dream. A time when she didn’t look like a chick who still thinks she’s a smaller size, who’s pants are topped out, and who needs to unbutton the shit after she has a bite to eat cuz there’s no more fucking room in them, as she’s really putting them through the test to see just how much abuse the fucking things can take. A time when we didn’t know she was a little cry baby bitch who is quick to call the cops over small domestic disputes, a warning sign that she’s the pussy you gotta stay away from…a firecracker who you can’t predict and who can take you the fuck down any fucking time she wants…the kind of girl who smashes her face against a frying pan to tell the authorities it was you to seriously fuck you up and here she is grabbing her pussy, doing a little over the pants finger bang like she was a 14 year old boy trying to get play with the girl down the street, something I’d think she should be doing the rest of her life for sexual satisfaction as she’s a red flag, but guys are fucking idiots who don’t care that a girl’s level of crazy will get them arrested but just care about a girl’s willing pussy…

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Kim Kardashian in Some Tight Pants of the Day

Disgusting pig of a woman Kim Kardashian was spotted walking down the street pretending she worked out cuz she does this whole fake staying fit lie that her body can’t really keep…but rockin’ workout gear and a protein shake that she didn’t get from suckin’ off a black dude showed some nice effort, because I guess she’s got nothing better to do with herself…. The funny in these pictures is that the dude sitting on the sideline doesn’t give a fuck about Kardashian…and bitch is in leggings and he’s got the ideal fucking view of all she has going from her…but just doesn’t even notice or stare with his dick in his hand like you would be doing, because I guess she’s got more sex appeal when she’s not stinking up the street next to you…..

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