I am testing my luck in the Dubai market, you know find me some muslim oil money sheiks or princes who like white girls, and pictures of white girls, and who don’t need hardcore porn to get off…just ankles and a goat or stray dog…. It seems to work for the countless fake titty escorts on the internet…it better work for me… Straight from the slums of the Victoria’s Secret fashion show in 2008, 2009, 2010 and 2011…..that’s 6 years ago you old cunt – Maryna Linchuk, an Belarusian cunt…who is hot enough for me…and probably for a lot of rich guys she dates, makes babies with, whatever….which is pretty impressive – seeing she’s from Belarus and had to make a little more effort than you lazy american assholes who can’t even get to your shift at Walmart down the street on time….pathetic…but yet you think you’re the strongest nation…what a joke… And here are those ankles from angles on an ex VS angels.. The post Maryna Linchuk Model Legs for a Magazien of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The Woman Taking Ass Pics is probably a troll, probably a stunt, probably a joke…like “hey we should stage a fake video of a girl taking an ass pic next to a tree being caught by someone on a balcony and not noticing because she’s so into the selfie that she’s oblivious to”.. It is the selfie generation, walk down the street, everyone is so sucked into their phones, themselves, they don’t know shit that is going on around them, in their bubble but out in public and it’s fucked…but what isn’t fucked is the slutty selfie…it’s the only porn for me…and girls just fucking love participating in it…because they temptresses, who like to seduce as many men as they can to feel good about themselves…whores.. The post The Woman Taking Ass Pics of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Andi Dorfman is not done keeping you up to date with what’s going on in her life. The former Bachelorette already shocked readers this year with her first book. She held nothing back when she dissed the likes of Josh Murray, Nick Viall and Juan Pablo Galavis. A key plot covered in the book was the breakdown of her relationship with Murray. He won her heart on The Bachelorette, but like most couples from The Bachelor franchise, they just couldn’t make it work. In the book, Dorfman states that she came clean to Murray about getting intimate with Nick Viall. It’s no wonder both Murray and Viall hated each other, if Dorfman was sleeping with both of them. It is a tell-all, so she kind of has to include all the details. Right?! Her first effort was met with a less than stellar reception from from Josh Murray, who took issue with Dorfman painting him in a bad light. He released a statement to Us: “It saddens me and is very unfortunate that Andi has chosen to characterize me in such a negative way. I pray she finds peace.” That was a classy statement, but he didn’t particularly hold back on a r ecent episode of Bachelor in Paradise , which may have restarted the feud between he and his former fiancè. View Slideshow: 12 Most Epic Meltdowns in Bachelor History Now, it appears Dorfman is not fazed by controversy surrounding the book and is pressing forward with a second . “Book No. 2 is definitely a sequel,” the 29-year-old revealed. “You thought dating 25 guys on reality TV was dramatic, dating in New York is insane!” the brunette beauty admits. It sure sounds like New York is going to be a fun change of setting for this next chapter, but will she be able to refrain from dissing The Bachelorette stars? What do you think about the prospect of a new tell-all from Andi Dorfman? Hit the comments below! View Slideshow: 17 Most Shocking Bachelor and Bachelorette Finales EVER
Meghan Maza Oeser has three children. She recently took off for a much-deserved girls’ weekend away, but not before making sure her husband was ready to be in charge of their household for a couple days. Well… as ready to be in charge of a household that is home to a trio of young kids as one can possibly be, that is. “I’m writing this to you out of love, not fear,” Meghan begins her Facebook post, which has been shared over 50,000 times. “I wanted to go over a few things with you before you embark on this weekend alone…with the others. “Nighttime, daytime, breakfast time, and somewhere around lunchtime can easily be mistaken for pure HELL, with Satan coming off as a My Little Pony in comparison.” Somewhere, approximately 149 million parents are nodding in agreement with Meghan. Of course they love and cherish their toddlers, but pure HELL. That sounds about right a lot of the time. “Dinner will suck,” Meghan warns, giving Dad an idea of what to expect: “Bailey will want pizza, while Harper will ask for hotdogs. Quinn will cry when you say the word hotdog, and will insist on Mac n cheese (but not the orange kind or the white kind, but the purple kind). “We’ll be fresh out of the purple kind, so she’ll then ask for toast. You’ll already have started making mac n cheese for Penny, but since she heard Quinn ask for toast, she’ll also want that toast. You’ll end up tossing the Mac n cheese because Bailey got the stomach flu 5 years ago after eating the orange kind, and Harper prefers the white kind. “You’ll also forget about Harper because her friend Lily “unexpectedly” stopped by, so they went ripsticking down the street. “Everyone will eat cereal for dinner, and Lily will come inside for a bandaid.” It should be noted that Meghan wrote this missive as a caption to a photo that can best be summed up by three words: I’m out, bitches! Meghan saved the most LOL-worthy (to us, anyway) part of her note for the end. When she got to the worst time of the day for any parent: bed time. “Pajamas. FUCK pajamas. Don’t even ATTEMPT anything but a nightgown for Penny,” she wrote. “And if you cannot find a nightgown for Penny, keep fucking looking. She’ll ask for her Minnie Mouse nightgown, but once you put it on, she’ll scream in agony because the sleeves are CLEARLY ripping her fucking arms off. Just find her Elsa one. “Chances are, it’s dirty as shit, but so what…so is she. I can’t remember the last time I put soap to that one.” View Slideshow: 15 Wives Who are Winning at Marriage While some may see this note as depressing, others may find comfort in it. Hey, you aren’t alone, right? “Oh, also…just incase you wanted to get ANYTHING done this weekend…good fucking luck,” Meghan wrote toward the end of her post. “Quinn cries basically every 5 minutes, and you would think that Penny’s esophagus was on certain fire every 4.5 seconds. She’ll need constant refills, which leads to more potty breaks. “Sometimes she can go by herself, and sometimes she’s completely useless and will whine about everything. Including, but not limited to, her underwears feeling funny. Have backup underwears. “Oh, and since you made me get rid of most every sippy cup, leaving me with 2…she’ll lose those. Good fucking luck finding them.” In conclusion, “Kisses, The Wife,” Meghan wrote. She’s our new hero. We hope she had a blast on her trip.
A wildfire struck the community of Calabasas, California yesterday, and Kylie Jenner was right in the thick of it. In a series of Snapchat posts, the young Jenner appeared to be terrified about the fire. “There's a fire next to my house!” she exclaims in the background of the first snap, depicting a rising cloud of smoke behind her home. Kylie just moved into a new $6 million mansion in the Hidden Hills, adjacent Calabasas and down the street from mom Kris Jenner and sister Kim Kardashian. In a second snap, she asks whether she will have to evacuate her home. The fire, which has torched more than 500 acres so far, has forced the evacuation of about 3,700 homes in the area, according to CNN. Kylie's sister Khloe Kardashian saw the post and replied with a snap of her own, featuring a close-up view of the smoke from her own house. “No, Kylie, you won't have to evacuate, because it's closer to my house than yours, sadly,” said Khloe. “So let's pray nobody has to evacuate.” Kylie continued to share videos of the billowing smoke as she grew increasingly more nervous. “This is our city. We were born and raised in Calabasas,” she told fans. “This can not go down!” The affluent region of Los Angeles county is home to a number of celebrities, including Jessica Simpson, Katie Holmes and Justin Bieber. Yesterday, Ellen DeGeneres Instagrammed a photo of a firefighter, her wife Portia de Rossi's brother, thanking the team for their work. “Sending thanks to Portia's brother, Michael and all the firefighters & rescue workers on the scene of this dangerous fire in Calabasas,” she wrote. Kris Jenner reposted the pic, thanking the firefighters for keeping them safe. See Kylie's snaps in the video captured by HollywoodLife below:
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Her name is ANGELA WHITE ….and apparently she’s an Australian pornstar who has won an Xbiz award for her work. I didn’t bother looking up her porn, but based on the style of this “instagram” style, artistic nudes, it’s safe to say that she’s probably one of those feminist pornstars who thinks it’s empowering to get fucked on camera for men to jerk off to her, for whatever reason – I call attention seeking, they’ll call a higher purpose of owning your sexuality – when the truth is that in a world like ours, owning your sexuality when everything is sex is keeping it in your goddamn pants.. But we’ll just go with body positive fat chicks getting fucked being a progressive movement….because they have big tits… So many girls want to be pornstars now, it’s amazing, really all these fame seekers showing pussy for that fame…for someone who used to negotiate with girls for days or months to see their pussy – feels like a win for all of us… Keep politicizing, intellectualizing, rationalizing you being paid for sex. Owning the female “boss” space in the indusry that was dominated by slimy guidos before it became hip… She’s a sexual SUBJECT not a sexual OBJECT people. LOL. I dig it…and by it – i mean the huge tits. The post Angela White is the Australian Pornstar in “artistic” Istagram Nudes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Her name is Ginta Lapina…I would prefer if her name was GINA…Va Gina… Yes…I am that basic of a man where a girl named for her only redeeming quality…and more importantly her money maker…is what I want her official name to be…even though I know every girl I look at in life I’ve named Vagina in my head, you know a loving and relevant nickname for all living humans so that I don’t need to saturate my brain with unnecessary things like her actual birth name…so when I walk down the street I say “oh there’s vagina, more vagina, another vagina, so many vagina”..you get what I’m saying…all girls whether they are named vagina or not – are vagina. So here’ vagina from Latvia that was vagina in a lot of nude photos – but who now gets half nude for mainstream because people like hiring her and her vagina and I’m sure rich guys like inviting her vagina on luxury trips to the mediterranean..the good life…vagina. The post Ginta Lapina for Some Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
When women go through a breakup, they’ll sometimes cheer themselves up by buying a new pair of shoes. But when you’re Kylie Jenner, you buy a new house. The reality star reportedly just laid down $6 million for a new home in Hidden Hills, California, a gated community adjacent Calabasas, where she currently resides, reports TMZ. Kylie’s posh new mansion is just down the street from her mom Kris Jenner and sister Kim Kardashian. The 7,000-feet Cape Cod-style home has six bedrooms, seven bathrooms and features a swimming pool, wine cellar, and of course, a walk-in closet that’s probably bigger than my apartment. Guess her old house was just so 2015. Kylie moved into her previous mansion just last June, but it sounds like she’s bored of it already. That one set her back $2.7 million, so these new digs are an upgrade. Looks like those Kylie Lip Kits are really taking off. The world breathed a sigh of relief while pedophiles around the world mourned when she broke up with Tyga a few weeks ago. Since then, she seems to have moved on. On separate occasions, Kylie has been spotted with Ty Dolla Sign and PartyNextDoor , confirming her preference for unheard-of rappers with bizarre monikers. They’re like the hipsters of the hip hop world. Not to be outdone, Tyga has been linked to Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta star Karlie Redd and model Demi Rose . Sounds like both are in a race to determine who wins the breakup, and the one photographed with the most potential new flames wins. View Slideshow: Tyga: 15 Times He Proved He Was a GIANT Dirtbag
People think I’m insane because I find nipples are boring…I mean if I am being ridden by a hooker before killing her, they’re ok to suck on, bite on, pinch…and even if I am walking down the street, as if I really walk, but if I did and saw some feminists devaluing the market price of their nipples by giving them for free, over saturating nipples pics, nipples everywhere for their bullshit cause, instead of taking the money and investing that money into their bullshit feminist cause…like smart people…. But I’ve seen Rihanna’s tits, I’ve seen this video, it’s played out, I’ll look at the pics to support the video, but not that exciting…this looks like everything on instagram….but with Rihanna… Here’s the videos The post Rihanna’s See Through Photoshoot to Support her New Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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