Here’s that fitness bitch Jennifer Nicole Lee who has gone down to Miami to draw as much attention to herself as she can, since before this trip no one knew who the fuck she was except for maybe a few fat chicks who bought her book in hopes of being not so fat…so she’s pulling a wet t-shirt hustle that’s far too muscular for me…but that is of a woman drawing attention to herself through nudity which kinda overrides that…cuz whores exploiting themselves for personal gain are amazing.. To See The REst of the Pics Follow This Link
There’s something about Rumer Willis that scares the fuck out of me, and everytime I see her walking down the street, I feel like I’m seeing some mystical creature, like the lochness monster, or some big foot shit…and the weirdest thing about all this is that she was raised in Montana or some shit, she’s just chosen the kid of a celebrity trying to be her own celebrity, all in the limelight when she’s not masturbating to her stepfather like she did when she was 12 and he was on her favorite show, even though she would do a lot better for herself deep in the woods scaring campers…she could make a legend out of her ugly self… Here are her legs in a jumper…and the sick thing in all this is that I’d love to watch her fuck even if she doesn’t do shit for me when she SHOWS OFF TIT , SHOWS OFF PANTY , KISSES OTHER GIRLS and SHOWS OFF NIPPLE ….
Patrice O’Neal, a famous comedian who recently performed on Comedy Central’s Charlie Sheen Roast , has suffered a massive stroke. The announcement was made this morning by fellow comic Jim Norton on the Opie and Anthony Show. “We don’t know how he is. We don’t know how he’s going to be,” said Norton. “I didn’t want to do this by myself. I wish we had more news for you.” A statement was also posted on the show’s Facebook page. It encourages fans to send in well wishes and reads: “Our close friend Patrice O’Neal suffered a stroke last week. Please respect his family and their request for privacy. An email has been set up for fans to send him well wishes and his family will make sure he gets them. You can write to LoveForPatrice@gmail.com. When we have an update on his condition, we will let you all know.” [Photo: WENN.com]
Are Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries at a krossroads? Or is this kouple helping to plant stories in the media in order to hype season two of their upcoming reality show ? We’ll let readers kome to their own konklusions, but two new tabloid kovers are emphasizing the ongoing rumor that this marriage is koming to an end. First, Us Weekly quotes an anonymous, hilarious source who says the newlyweds “are not getting along at all. Kris is not drinking the Kardashian Kool-Aid, and it’s causing major problems.” The main problem actually centers around the NBA lockout: with no games to play, and no income at the moment, Humphries is allegedly a drag to his new wife, according to a friend who cites an October 21 argument between the pair: “She told him he need s to do something productive… He needs to get off his ass, like, yesterday.” OK! Weekly , meanwhile, reports that Kris is very different than the rest of the family. He just isn’t very nice, and Kim thinks she may have jumped into marriage too soon. “Kris has a mean streak,” a confidante claims. “He can be cruel, a jerk; he doesn’t get that what he does has consequences and that people can have their feelings hurt. He says whatever comes to his mind.” DO YOU THINK THIS COUPLE IS HEADED FOR SPLIT?
J.R. Martinez is dominating Dancing With the Stars this season, and it’s not because of his fancy footwork (although he’s certainly not a slouch in that area). His life, featured on People’s cover , is one of triumph and redemption. For millions of Dancing with the Stars fans, there’s never been an easier contender to root for, given his dance moves, personality and compelling life story . “I’m being blessed in so many ways, and it’s because of the energy I’m putting out in the world,” says the All My Children actor, who backs that claim up. J.R. Martinez survived a 2003 explosion while a soldier serving in the U.S. Army in Iraq. The trauma was unimaginable, but worth it in the end, he says. If not for the Humvee he was driving hitting a land mine, “My life would not be what it is today: full of joy, happiness and positivity,” Martinez reflects. Since the explosion, which burned 40 percent of his body and required a grueling 34-month treatment, Martinez made a point to live every day like his last. Whether that earns him a Mirror Ball trophy or not is irrelevant. He’s already embraced and all that life has to offer and become a true role model at age 28. He’s also embraced Karina Smirnoff. A lot. That alone is amazing. When he’s not acting or dancing, Martinez travels the world as a motivational speaker, spreading his positive message of positivity and triumph over adversity. “When you show people who you really are and you’re genuine, you don’t have to force positivity,” says Martinez, who’s confident with the man he’s become. “I’m not your typical person walking down the street. I’m cool with being different.”
It looks to me like Ali Larter has bounced back pretty nicely from her recent bout with pregnancy, I was a little worried for a while there. Here she is in a little pair of denim cut offs looking almost as sexy as she used to. I say almost because the thought of a human being clawing it’s way out of Ali’s nether regions has kind of tainted the whole thing for me, but I’m sure I can look past it. SOme bikini pictures might help. Your move.
I had a pretty hard time trying to figure out the best way to finish off the day today. Do I post shots of some famous celebrity walking down the street in sunglasses holding a frappuccino or do I find some half naked no-name with an awesome body? Tough choice, but I decided to go with the latter. Here’s some chick named Jessica Burciaga posing for a lingerie shoot in some sexy little outfits that barely manage to cover all the good parts. You’re welcome.
This Selena Gomez sex offender is much more fun to watch than the sex offender down the street who juggles in the park for some little kid attention….possibly cuz you may almost be a sex offender if you jerk off to her cuz she looks twelve, but you aren’t one cuz she’s 18, but she’s one cuz her boyfriend is 16, who if you jerk off thinking about her fucking, makes you a sex offender, even though I think it’s all a staged relationship, making her a big ball of confusing sex offense….here she is in concert.
Tensions run high, and couples often make poor decisions in the heat of the moment. Given the mountain of financial, practical and emotional details that have to be sorted, it’s not surprising so many couples wind up making critical mistakes on the road to divorce. Simple Ways To Enjoy Your Life 1- Don’t Increase Your Debt Divorce is expensive. On top of attorney’s fees, you will need money to set up a new household. Though it may be difficult to make ends meet, you should get used to having less now. Remember, your legal bills and court costs may come due before you receive your first payment of alimony or even your share of the marital property. 2- Don’t Take It Out On the Kids Children need a supportive environment to deal with divorce. Minimize the amount you talk about the process. It will give you more time to be there for them. Refocus your energy so you can attend their school and after-school events, help them with homework, and take them out once in a while to the movies or the zoo. When you are relaxed, they get more relaxed. Though you should be comfortable talking with your children about the divorce, the point of this divorce is to relieve stress on you and your family. 3- Don’t Forget to Change Your Will Divorce does not automatically revoke a will. If you want to prevent your soon-to-be-ex-spouse from receiving the monies and privileges granted them in your will, you need to update your will. You can re-do a will at any time. But if you die before you are granted a divorce, and you have left your spouse nothing, he or she can sue and recover part of your estate. 4- Don’t Refuse to See a Therapist Seeing a therapist can help you get through the range of emotions that you will experience during your divorce. It is a good idea to get help before you become extremely depressed or angry. A therapist is not just someone to talk to. They are also a professional who can show you how to relax, how to talk to your kids, and how to remain calm in court. Most importantly, a therapist can help you figure out how to become self-sufficient. How A Few Minutes Of Talk Can Save Your Marriage
Let’s face it- It’s easier to control your weight when you’re single and only planning meals for one. You eat on your own schedule and you’d rather stay in and throw together a salad than go to that new steak house down the street ALONE. While dating has its perks, it also has its pounds. I’ve noticed that when I’m dating someone, my sleeping and eating schedules totally change: I blame the few extra pounds on boyfriends . Usually when I wake up, I look forward to a great shuffle playlist on my iPod during a half hour of yoga and to catching up on the latest “Housewives” episode on the elliptical. But when I wake up to the comfiest cuddles ever , my morning priorities change. I’d rather stay in bed as late as possible even when I know I’ll end up needing to sprint to the subway and suffer the consequential blisters later. So I’m going to point my finger at boyfriends when it comes to giving you better things to do than tone your almost-abs in the morning. I’ll admit it – even when I’m single, I indulge in some loving time with Ben and Jerry’s (of course they have to be MEN). Ehhh, I’m also a huge supporter and avid consumer of dollar beers on Wednesdays. So maybe it’s not totally his fault, but the bottom line is, he will always find a reason for me to skip my boot camp class and get those delicious cupcakes from the bakery instead. Okay, okay, just because he’s ordering a double cheeseburger with curly fries and a large soda doesn’t mean that I need to copy and challenge him to an eating contest . But let’s be real – my garden salad with grilled chicken is not nearly as appetizing when it’s served next to his mouth-watering (and calorie-packed) meal. Of course I’ll end up stealing some fries and then order the biggest brownie dessert that they have to make up for my rabbit food meal. Somehow, his ravenous meal doesn’t weigh him down the next morning even though I’ll be on the phone with my trainer begging to reschedule for a sooner appointment. So maybe he isn’t physically shoving the extra calories down my throat. The point is, dating makes it really easy to turn your once healthy schedule into a “dude schedule” that involves pizza, the couch, the most comfortable shoulder pillow ever , and an episode of “Top Gear.” So even when the bro meals sound tempting, stay true to your body and your habits: eat dinner before the movies and avoid the oh-so-tempting buttery popcorn and candy, and when he’s doing his own thing. use that time to tone up your soon-to-be six-pack ! 7 Ways To Glam Up Your Walk Of Shame How To Make A Long Distance Relationship Work Let’s Text About Sex, Baby
