Beiber’s billionaire girlfriend Nicola Peltz, who you may remember as being the daughter of some investment banker in NYC who probably raped and pillaged in his own legal way to become a billionaire…a fortune that allowed him to finance his vapid but hot daughter’s want and need for celebrity….so like a Hadid, they got to work, they paid to get her in one of the Transformers movie and she’s since done zero..but gone back to the drawing board to strategize like a real social media networker and influencer…leading to her now publicly dating Bieber…something anyone over 14 would be ashamed of, but not really, people hate on him but all want to fuck him…even you…fagoot…and that story of her and beiber is the most substantial thing she’s accomplished since Transformers…pretty pathetic if fame is what she’s working towards…pretty low level for a billionaire…but since she’s a billionaire and doesn’t need to work…I think it’s a great use of her pussy…and I guess time… The post Nicola Peltz is a Lovely Billionaire who Fucks Bieber of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Emily Ratajkowski was ignored by Sports Illustrated swimsuit because I am sure there was a scheduling issue, or maybe, just maybe they realize she’s old news, uninteresting overrated garbage who they don’t even want to bother using to promote their brand, and who they’d rather use some no name, because this one is played out… But that doesn’t stop her from getting naked on the internet like a low level cam girl that she was supposed to be… Things just got confusing along the way, and she ended up in 2-3 Hollywood movies thanks to her vagina… Forcing her back to the drawing board of naked on the internet, like an exhibitionist and narcissist that she is, only more like the flasher in the park…sure you it’s boring, it’s some put some pants on and do something and/or film yourself get fucked for VIVID, but this being naked is just anti-climatic, going no where and a sad sad cry for attention, not that her sex is any better, she looks like the worst fuck EVER. She’s garbage, she’s the rat cow, she’s on the outs. See you later cunt. The post Emily Ratajkowski Naked for Instagram Like a Whore of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The woman who accused current NFL player and former Florida State University standout Jameis Winston of rape has settled with the university for $950,000 on Monday. Erica Kinsman says the school’s mishandling of the investigation was the cause of her drawing up legal action, and is one of the largest payouts of its sort ever made. […]
Perhaps you’ve seen the hashtag alongside mentions of Zayn Malik or Justin Bieber . Perhaps you’ve been confused by it: What the heck is #WearYellowforSeth and why is it trending, you may have wondered? Grab your tissues and scroll down to find out why… Seth Lane is a five-year old who was diagnosed with severe combined immunodeficiency disorder at five months old. This basically means he was born without an immune system. He had a bone marrow transplant at seven months, but it did not take and the Northamptonshire, England must now spend most of his time inside a sterile room to be protected from germs and bacteria. On March 11, Seth’s mom, Leanne, posted a video of her son asking the world to wear his favorite color March 27 to raise awareness of this illness. “Yellow is Seth’s absolute favorite color,” Lane says. “He loves anything yellow… It perks him up when he’s feeling rubbish, really.” Leanne hopes to post photos of strangers wearing yellow in support of her child around her room, and she also hopes the movement simply spreads awareness about severe combined immunodeficiency disorder. “If more children can get more matches because of this, even if one child can get a match, then that’s fantastic,” Lane tells ABC . Lane family members are not seeking any donations. They just want people to share pictures of themselves wearing yellow for Seth. “He is the most loving, happy child,” Leanne says of the toddler, who must have his gallbladder removed next week and who is then due for another bone marrow transplant. “When we went to the hospital, he said to me, ‘I’m not going home for a long time Mummy, am I?’ I said, ‘No, you’ve got a lot to do here’ and he comes to the conclusion that he’s just accepted it.” 20 Awesomely Hilarious Kid Spelling Mistakes 1. She loves her what?!? The sentiment is very nice. And, hey, maybe the adjective is accurate. Who are we to judge? 2. But can he cook? Amazing. Even the drawing backs up the spelling error. 3. Does she know Walter White? This explains why Sally has had such trouble sleeping recently. 4. Off to vagina! Careful, kid. That’s gonna be a wet and wild trip! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. I want my own hores! Who doesn’t love to ride a hore? The faster, the better… right? 6. Buzz Lightyear FAIL! View Photo Well, our childhood is now ruined forever. Look at what one kid’s misspelling did to this photo of Buzz Lightyear. 7. T is for… what?!? Is this really a mistake? Both words do start with a “T.” 8. An affront to God But a funny affront to God. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Aren’t moms the best? It’s amazing what a difference an “R” can make. 10. No judgment! We can only assume the elephant was born that way. 11. We caught you Note to young boys: you really don’t wanna mistakenly use this word. 12. A dangerous synonym This kid will be in for a big surprise of his own once his parents explain why this is wrong. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. They beat flaccid pencils Really, how would one write with a soft pencil anyway? 14. WHAT bucket?!? Save this insult for the first girl that dumps you. 15. Accounting error Seriously, when did kids learn this word?!? 16. This puts you in the minority Most of us feel differently about biatches. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Abraham who?!? We would totally vote for April Ham Lincoln. 18. Not so cute We’d still give this spelling test an A. 19. We think he meant house But… maybe not. 20. Semen Smells Good View Photo According to this child’s spelling error, semen smells good. Insert your own joke here. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. The End. Up Next: ” 20 Awesomely Hilarious Kid Spelling Mistakes .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Sophie Young is not all that hot, but then again, who decides what is hot or not, I would argue that what she is doing in her bathing suit, like pulling out her tit, is in fact hot, making what seemingly is not that hot about her, substantially hotter….it’s all about personality, composure, attitude and confidence…it’s like someone who I think has no business being a model, believes she can be a model, and even gets half naked and pulls her tits out for that belief, when I think she’s got no chance…it takes balls…and although balls on girls isn’t something I dig…at least not when they try to put them in my mouth…thanks TINDER for the lies you’ve delivered to me…but I do like balls…when they are figurative and mean TITTY PICS…I’m pretty typical like that…even when I’m not a tit guy… The post Sophie Young by Janneke Storm of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Terry Richardson took his girl…who is probably an aspiring model in her early 20s, despite him being in his 40s, thanks to being Terry Richardson, and super important and relevant in the fashion photography world…not to mention rich as fuck, since he gets paid 50,000 dollars a day, he has the ability to lure in talent…into his heart..because based on his photos, he just seems like a monogamous kind of guy, looking for a typical family in the suburbs, making me feel like this is some kind of Honeymoon photo album, and if this isn’t true love…I don’t know what it is…and I’ll have to go back to the drawing board on all my romantic beliefs…of guy is rich and famous and can offer you the life you want, girl is a model into what he does and willing to get naked in snapshots hoping to be seen, but more importantly, willing to use her vagina to satisfy his perversions on the drive through the desert… Interesting.. The post Terry Richardson’s Naked Hitchhiker of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Sunday night on The Good Wife Season 6 Episode 6, Alicia continued to move forward with her campaign while facing heightened scrutiny regarding her atheism. Watch The Good Wife Season 6 Episode 6 Online Johnny Elfman gets our protagonist an interview with Pastor Jeremiah, obviously a very religious man and one with a lot of questions, giving her a rare opportunity. One of the best scenes of The Good Wife Season 6 Episode 6 was Alicia turning to her daughter Grace for support and wonderful mother and daughter bonding. Drawing strength from that exchange, the interview ends up turning out quite well for Alicia, who passes the God test, if you will, with a strong performance on camera. Meanwhile, Diane evicts Lockhart Gardner & Canning from their office space. Alicia and Diane move into the space with the former sitting at Will’s old desk. The week’s case involved economic espionage, not something that you would think would be compelling drama, but remember what show this is. If you watch The Good Wife online , you know what they can do with seemingly dense and non-sexy material, and this week’s episode hit the mark. In a continuation of last week’s storyline, Alicia teamed with Elsbeth to take on AUSA Josh Perotti, using Perotti’s affection for Elsbeth to their advantage. Perotti, off his game in the courtroom, ends up sleeping with Elsbeth on her desk, so who said this had to be entirely non-sexy? Oh wait, that was us. Our bad there. In any case, Kalinda found and Elsbeth turned over a crucial invoice that got the case dismissed and sent Perotti back to Washington DC. Meanwhile, a stressed out Cary takes the day off from work and ends up getting drunk and picks up a woman at a bar, a decision that has negative consequences. The service officer assigned to him learns that he was in violation of his bail terms crossing state lines into Indiana, which lands him in front of a judge. That violation was inadvertent, yes, but the officer recommends he wear an ankle monitor, be subject to curfew and most significantly, stay away from Kalinda. As usual, it was a solid installment that evoked the past, both in terms of Will’s passing and Alicia’s comments about religion hurting her political aspirations. All while building toward a terrific sixth season and possibly beyond. Well done as always by The Good Wife showrunners on a drama you can’t miss.
Rihanna is dating Drake these days and since she’s in a new relationship and stoned around the clock, you’d think she wouldn’t have the time or energy to beef with her ex’s exes. You would be wrong: The masterful artwork on the right is a drawing that RiRi posted to Instagram shortly after Karrueche Tran (the on-again, off-again girlfriend of Chris Brown) posted the photo on the left. It may seem lame that Rihanna has stooped to kindergarten methods to insult her romantic rival, but we think that’s part of the diss: Rihanna seems to be saying to the world that Karrueche is so beneath her she’s not even gonna take the time to think of a clever way to put her down. The feud between these two has been going on so long, you’d think they were fighting over the perfect man, but no, Chris Brown is in jail at the moment, locked up until at least June for a probation violation stemming from the famous incident in which he beat the crap out of Rihanna before the 2009 Grammy awards. At this point, we’re guessing the rivalry between Rihanna and Karrueche has nothing to do with Chris. We’re also guessing it won’t be settled any time soon. Rihanna Vogue Brazil Photos Open Slideshow 1. Rihanna for Vogue Brazil Hello there, Rihanna! The sexy singer poses here for Vogue Brazil. View As List 1. Rihanna for Vogue Brazil Hello there, Rihanna! The sexy singer poses here for Vogue Brazil. 2. Rihanna Vogue Brazil Cover Rihanna stares seductively into the camera for this issue of Vogue Brazil. She is rather attractive, huh? 3. Rihanna Smoking Photo Rihanna gettin’ her smoke on. The singer’s never been shy about her love of weed. 4. Rihanna: Lingerie and Jewelry Photo Rihanna posted this photo to Instagram. We’re pretty sure this is just her getting ready for bed. 5. Rihanna Queen Photo Rihanna on her throne. We think she’s trying to be the new Queen of Instagram.
According to my sources, this Kelly Brook commercial I just watched 10 times is for some new perfume she designed called “Audition.” Even though I was pretty sure it was an ad for her amazing cleavage, which is weird, because I didn’t think that was for sale. (Believe me, I’ve tried.) So I guess the perfume thing makes more sense. Either way, it gave me the brilliant idea to launch my own signature scent. Only I don’t think anyone wants to buy a cologne called Eau de Tuna, especially not if it’ll smell like stale pizza and the same sweatpants I’ve been wearing all week. Hmm, back to the drawing board I guess.
Volkswagen knows what makes a great Super Bowl commercial. It aired an all-time great in 2012 with The Dog Strikes Back . But the car company is going back to the drawing board this year for its big spot on Sunday. Literally. The German drawing board, to be exact. It’s a humorous commercial for its upcoming Super Bowl commercial, an accented German scientist says he has “developed an algorithm to make the ultimate commercial for your big American football festival.” It involves puppies. And babies. And shirtless body builders. And, of course, Carmen Electraa being all sexy. Check it out now: Carmen Electra Volkswagen Commercial You should also view the Scarlett Johansson SodaStream ad that actually got banned by Fox and then toggle through some memorable Super Bowl spots below. 17 Awesome Super Bowl Commercials Open Slideshow 1. Bar Rafaeli Super Bowl Commercial Bar Rafaeli makes out with a nerd in an awesome Super Bowl commercial. View As List 1. Bar Rafaeli Super Bowl Commercial Bar Rafaeli makes out with a nerd in an awesome Super Bowl commercial. 2. God Made a Farmer Super Bowl Commercial Dodge made many headlines with this Super Bowl commercial. What did you make of it? 3. Volkswagen Super Bowl Ad: Controversial? Was this Volkswagen Super Bowl Ad racist? Some believe so because a white man is using a Jamaican accent. 4. Hyundai Super Bowl Ad 2013 Hyundai’s Super Bowl commercial for 2013. What do you think? 5. Audi 2013 Super Bowl Ad Audi’s 2013 Super Bowl ad. 6. M&Ms Super Bowl Ad 2013 M&M’s Super Bowl ad for 2013. 7. GoDaddy Super Bowl Ad 2013 – Danica Patrick! Fly the Danica Skies. GoDaddy would love you to anyway. 8. Doritos Super Bowl Ad 2013 – Fetch Another of Doritos’ host of Super Bowl ads for the 2013 big game. 9. Mercedes Super Bowl Ad 2013 (Ft. Kate Upton, Willem Dafoe, Usher) Mercedes’ 2013 Super Bowl ad featuring Kate Upton, Willem Dafoe and Usher. 10. Chrysler Super Bowl Commercial Clint Eastwood lends his voice to this Chrysler Super Bowl commercial. Watch it now and say it altogether: Go Detroit! 11. Pepsi Super Bowl Commercial (Ft. Melanie Amaro and Elton John) Melanie Amaro and Elton John team up in this Super Bowl commercial. In it, The X Factor champion is just looking for a little respect, and a Pepsi. 12. Hyundai Super Bowl Ad – Cheetah Trust us, it’s fast. Hyundai’s new car is comparable to a cheetah, you might even say, after watching this Super Bowl commercial. 13. Hulu Plus Super Bowl Ad (Ft. Will Arnett) Sneak peek of the latest, slam-dunk, brain-rotting, alien-nourishing innovation from Hulu. With an assist from Will Arnett 14. Volkswagen Super Bowl Ad – The Dog Strikes Back (Ft. Darth Vader) In this 2012 Super Bowl commercial, the sporty, all-new 2012 Volkswagen Beetle inspires Bolt the dog to get in shape. Darth Vader also makes a cameo. 15. CareerBuilder Super Bowl Ad – Business Trip Business travel becoming a burden? CareerBuilder’s got the solution in this Super Bowl ad. 16. Coke Super Bowl Commercial – Polar Bears Play Catch! The Coca-Cola Polar Bears frolic around in this cute Super Bowl ad. Aww! 17. Matthew Broderick’s Day Off – Super Bowl Ad Matthew Broderick’s Super Bowl ad for the Honda CRV. So many Ferris Bueller references, so little time!
