Elsa Hosk is the stand in for Candice Swanepoel, who I think is hotter than Candice Swanepoel, and culturally more interesting that Candice Swanepoel, assuming that these women aren’t all created in some funded lab by the VS overlords…because Swanepoel is from South Africa, which along with legless national heroes who kill their girlfriends, there’s also a high AIDS rate and more importantly….systematic racism where these whites were basically using slaves up until 3 or 4 weeks ago….while HOSk…is Swedish and everyone loves IKEA… Moreover, Swanepoel has been chronically pregnant, the worst kind of STD, for the longest time now, giving Hosk a chance to really make it in the world… Hosk, and her thin legs claim to have been professional Basketball player legs when she was back in Sweden and realized there is no professional basketball for women, so she became a top VS promo model….getting naked..all the time and there’s something beautiful about women who get naked for money…and there always will be…even when they get naked for money on their social media for free…it’s all to elevate their getting naked for money rate…. Hot regardless… Here she is seductive in a Mexican Blanket and as a Half Mexican I can say….I feel like this is cultural appropriation done right… Here she is on all fours doing her skinny long legs right…
I don’t find Bella Hadid appealing at all, but people are sucked into her lie and the marketing hype around her, so I guess I’ll participate in what I think was the ugly daughter of a rich family, that wanted so much to be the pretty girl in the family, that she rode her coattails until people felt compelled to give her work, and accepted her look as exotic or ethnic or unique…when really it wasn’t marketable at all unless she was auditionning to be a rat at the local theater production, something I’m sure she’s not doing because she has no talent beyond standing around getting paid to tag brands on her social media feed. This is styling, smoke and mirrors and it worked and she’s in a bathing suit doing bathing suit things…and what the fuck else do you expect me to say about it. Here she is in some see through shit
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It’s been less than three weeks since Meghan Markle and Prince Harry got married , but the couple isn’t wasting any time when it comes to the business of starting a family. We’ve known from the start that Harry and Meghan want to have kids ASAP , but now the issue is somewhat complicated by those stodgy Brits and their dodgy rules about inheritance. You see, when Harry and Meg tied the knot they were granted the titles of Duke and Duchess of Sussex. This is one of those customs that no one understands but has been observed since time immemorial regardless. Those titles were created specifically for Harry and Meghan, and as far we can tell the sole reason is that “Prince and Prince’s Wife” just doesn’t have much of a ring to it. Anyway, there have been lots of jokes about the pressure on Meghan to give birth to a male heir, but the royal family is such an absurd institution that her kids may actually be punished if they dare to commit the unpardonable offense of lacking ding-dongs. Yes, People magazine confirmed this week that if Harry and Meghan only have daughters, the girls will not inherit the Sussex title . Yet again, no one at Buckingham Palace could give you a satisfying explanation for why this is. But you can bet several people would look at you like a blithering dolt for asking about it. The news doesn’t come as much of a shock, because wangs are of the utmost importance in the Brit’s peerage system. But like so much of the news you hear about in 2018, it does make you want to go, “Really?! That’s still going on?” Of course, rule changes are not unheard of, and it’s anyone’s guess who will be occupying the throne by the time Harry and Meghan’s currently-non-existent kids reach adulthood. Queen Elizabeth II is 92, so unless she turns out to be a cyborg — as we’ve long suspected — then it will probably be Prince Charles, Prince William, or someone else entirely. Will means the current system could be tossed out the window entirely. On a lighter note, QE2 has entirely turned her back on Meg and Harry. In fact, she gave them a freakin’ country house as a wedding gift this week. We’re guessing stuff like that really softens the blow of your kids not being granted some meaningless title. Of course, this is an absurd conversation for to even be having at this point, as Harry and Meghan might not even have daughters. And even if they do, Suits: The Next Generation will probably be a massive hit on the USA Network by then, which means the girls probably won’t be hurting for work. View Slideshow: Meghan Markle-Prince Harry Wedding: The Dress! The Guests! The Photos!
Fans have already seen the From Not to Hot trailer . New episodes begin on Friday, June 15! But this video offers a number of sneak peeks into upcoming footage, including a very telling scene in which June and boyfriend Geno Doak are looking at wedding dresses. June is talking about marriage for the first time in her life, folks. Are they going to take that next step? Before the preview video that we've included gets to June trying but failing to get into a size 8 dress, she heads to the dress shop to pick up her dress. While there, she and boyfriend Geno end up looking at dresses. (After she explains to him that the “headband” that he points out is, in fact, a tiara) Shannon's eyes light up when she looks at wedding dresses. “This could be us,” she says. Geno, who likes to deflect with humor, replies: “You better stay away from the dresses, you might be blinded by all that white.” No one is more surprised than June that she suddenly has her eyes on wedding dresses. She confesses to the camera: “Walking into the dress shop and seeing wedding dresses is like … I wanna wear one of those one day.” She did wear a camouflage dress for a commitment ceremony with Sugar Bear back before they parted ways but … clearly she has something a little more traditional in mind. “And it's kind of crazy for me to say that, because I've never said that before.” It sounds like June is head-over-heels for Geno. Geno, of course, made several jokes about the wedding dresses. In front of the cameras, June turns to Geno and says: “I know you're just teasing. You know you want to lock this body down and put a ring on it.” Geno replies with humor: “If you're insistent on getting married, I feel we’re close enough … I could walk and give you away.” Mama June gets very frank with the camera, saying: “I think Geno wants to get married to me, but I think he's scared because his first marriage failed.” Other parts of the video feature other teasers of what is to come. There may be some more discussion of June Shannon's brush with blindness . Sugar Bear and Jennifer Lamb continue their romance. Jennifer is worried about her health and eager to lose weight, but she knows that Sugar Bear prefers larger women and so she is hesitant to tell him. In the mean time, Pumpkin and Josh are still dealing with the fact that they are new parents with a baby. (Fair warning, there is a diaper change, and there is some excrement footage within the trailer … ugh) During all of this, Alana has been booted out of her bedroom to sleep on the couch while her room was turned into a nursery for Ella-Grace. Which, frankly, seems extremely unfair to Alana, who is not the one who got pregnant. Surely the crib could have gone into the room with Pumpkin. A nursery is not more important than a bedroom for an almost teenage girl. And if one of the girls is going to lose her privacy, it might as well be the one who had the baby, right? Speaking of unfair things, Geno gets Alana a cat in an effort to cheer her up. It doesn't seem like anyone knows how to interact with a cat, or perhaps they read a list of things to not do and mistook it for a list of how to treat a cat. (We hope that someone from the production crew gave them some advice, for that cat's sake) So, we don't know if June and Geno are headed to the altar. But they sure are teasing that it's a possibility. We suppose that we'll just have to watch and see.
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Here is a special feature post celebrating those who have come and gone….you know the people who have spent the last 25-35 years going to these award shows…who are still going to these award shows because I guess they are addicted to the attention and mattering that they can’t help but show up thinking it’s important exposure, or maybe fun to be invited, in a “Don’t turn your back on your dream”…in a “Never turn your back on your dream”….”you will never be too big, rich, old, or famous to attend anything that honors you in exchange for you showing up”…..it’s all nonsense media manipulation, and J.Lo fucking loves being loved…and I guess so does Ciara so here they are in a tribute to the elderly…the golden handshake of red carpets… Old Ass J.Lo in a Bra Old Ass Ciara in a see through dress TO SEE MORE PICS OF THE SLUTS AT THE BILLBOARD AWARDS CLICK HERE
Georgia Fowler, a name you’ve likely never heard of, seriously gets around….she’s all over the fucking place all half naked and slutty. She must be dating some rich dudes…. She’s a New Zealand model, who unlike the hobbits that normally run around New Zealand, fucking sheep and eating KIWIs, is tall and amazing… She’s been modeling since she was 12 years old….she is not 12 years old, but that must have been creepy fucking times for her…and really for everyone involved, you know when some creepy predator promises her the world and her parents sign up for it because Sheep Farming isn’t cutting it for them….and farmers have a different mindset when it comes to selling off their kids like livestock…. But I guess starting out at 12, paved the way for her to really understand the industry and how to produce tit pics…you know a skilled technician, an artisan, whatever it is that she is…she’s doing it better than most…which is weird since I’ve never heard of her…BUT NOW WE KNOW! Here she is supporting AIDS Here she is in a bikini in Cannes and here are her TITS
