As you guys know, I try to stay away from covering fashion on this site, because my expertise pretty much ends at which sweatpants go best with my couch. But I’m willing to make an exception for this dress Daphne Joy is wearing here. Because after these pictures, I want to find whoever made it and thank them. And then ask what the hell they were thinking covering up all the good parts. Photos: WENN.com
Here’s Paris Hilton at something called the NRJ Music Awards, and I’d never heard of that before, but hey, if a famous porn star like Paris showed up, then it must be pretty big, right? Anyway, according to my sources, it’s apparently some French radio station’s annual awards show, so no, I still don’t get why Paris was invited. But thanks to this dress of hers, I’m not complaining. Sometimes it’s better to not ask questions and just enjoy. » view all 26 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Historically, I think everything is a fucking scam, especially celebrity and modeling, both as a profession and how to get said profession. I don’t think it ever really requires any actual work, talent or skill, it’s just a matter of right place and right time, where people who are either in your circle, or your family circle, just give handouts…I mean sure, sometimes there’s the little middle class girl in Texas with a fucking dream, who runs to LA to grind, but even when that works out, it comes down to the right blowjob or friend made at the coffee shop she worked at…nothing is a product of work, everything is a product of placement… Meaning, Gigi Hadid, daughter of a billionaire developer with a cocky ego thanks to all the money he has made, who is in the LA Scene, who fucks models himself and who is friends with other creepy old dudes, just felt the need to give them his daughter to turn into the girls he dates…because it makes him feel like his sperm creates greatness…. It’s like every rich family in LA is fighting to be the next Kardashian, it’s a keeping up with the Jonses, but in the weirdest reality TV, exploiting their kids, throwing them into a shitty industry, raising them to be vapid hookers instead of substantial people…not to say Gigi is garbage, I don’t know her…but it is to say that she is only here, because she was placed here, there was not struggle…except maybe getting into this dress she wore at the Pirelli event…not that it matters, she’s still hot, willing to get naked despite being rich, and I like naked, so I can’t hate on it, but I can call nepotism when I see it, even though it ultimately does not matter…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
In case you couldn’t hear the screaming tweens all the way across the Atlantic, according to my sources, it was the Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part I premiere in London last night. And with the dress Jennifer Lawrence was wearing, I think I might have to join in on the screaming and hyperventilating too. Hey, don’t judge me. I’m a total super-fan when it comes to wardrobe malfunctions. They’re my favorite thing that Jennifer’s done. I just wish I’d been able to see Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Alessandra Ambrosio wore a dress that I would like to think will inspire at least one person to get AIDS in hopes of having her come to their bedside wearing something similar, only to tell themselves “looks like I made it…I did this life thing right”…I mean that or they will get AIDS by flying to Brazil to fuck some tranny faced hooker who very likely is a tranny, rocking a similar body to Alessandra Ambrosio…without a condom because condoms are for pussies…only to bring back AIDS to America and have the whole porno industry on lockdown…because of it… It’s happened before..just ask Lara Roxx… That said…I am a fan of her dress… TO SEE ALL THE CELEBS AT THE AMFAR EVENT CLICK HERE
Alessandra Ambrosio wore a dress that I would like to think will inspire at least one person to get AIDS in hopes of having her come to their bedside wearing something similar, only to tell themselves “looks like I made it…I did this life thing right”…I mean that or they will get AIDS by flying to Brazil to fuck some tranny faced hooker who very likely is a tranny, rocking a similar body to Alessandra Ambrosio…without a condom because condoms are for pussies…only to bring back AIDS to America and have the whole porno industry on lockdown…because of it… It’s happened before..just ask Lara Roxx… That said…I am a fan of her dress… TO SEE ALL THE CELEBS AT THE AMFAR EVENT CLICK HERE
Dancing With the Stars cast member Sadie Robertson might not be quite as conservative as, say, Jill and Jessa Duggar, but there are some similarities for sure. Her father, Duck Dynasty star and executive producer Willie Robertson, gives the final approval to all of the 17-year-old’s Dancing With the Stars costumes! So far, Boss Hog hasn’t had any problems with Sadie’s looks, including a jungle-inspired feathered frock, a sophisticated gown and a fun fringed number last week. Will her Dancing With the Stars Season 19 Episode 8 look change that trend this evening? We’re not sure, but it sounds like she’s going to be stunning. “I feel like a ballerina in it,” Sadie says. “It’s so beautiful. I love it.” Designed by costume designer Daniela Gschwendtner, Sadie will wear the dress during her Rumba to “Diamonds” by Rihanna with partner Mark Ballas. Sounds like that could be a mildly sensual number … hmm. We’ll have to see what she wears and if Willie approves , and how the newest member of the judges’ table feels about Sadie’s routine with Mark Ballas. Pitbull will be on the panel as the week’s guest judge, filling in for Len Goodman, as well as the musical act, as he’s set to perform his new single “Fireball.” Also guesting this week is Leah Remini, who will fill in as co-host for Erin Andrews, while she covers the World Series as Fox’s MLB sideline reporter. Duck Dynasty Stars Without Beards! 1. Jase Robertson: No Beard! Jase Robertson of Duck Dynasty with no beard. That was a long time ago. With Jase is his wife Missy. As for Sadie’s other show, Duck Dynasty Season 7 premieres November 19. Will Robertson still be competing for the Mirror Ball title on ABC by then? The way she’s looked so far, don’t count her out! One contestant will be ousted on DWTS tonight, and we would be extremely surprised if it were her – or if she didn’t survive until at least the top four.
I didn’t know much about Annabelle Wallis before this, but according to my sources, she’s a British actress and she’s got a new movie called Annabelle coming out. Anyway, here she is getting my attention at the premiere, and now I’m really hoping that this movie’s a documentary about her journey getting into and then out of this dress. Now that’s got blockbuster written all over it. » view all 18 photos Photos: WENN.com
Debora Omassi is some model you’ve probably never heard of, who may not even be an actual model, but who is being hot and amazing in this photoshoot, that from my extensive research, was shot in May for some Magazine and no one cared until today, when someone realized, shit there’s a half naked girl sucking a banana, always an inappropriate thing to do, especially when you work as a school teacher and it’s lunch break…or more interestingly, riding some stuffed animal in cotton panties.. I mean, when pics like this exist, it is hard to play them off as fashion, when clearly – they are speaking directly to my inner creepy fetish…and I’m glad we discovered this fetish today, together…thank you Emanuele Ferrari…and your amazing pics…
When you hang with old guys – wear the sheer dress and massive nipple pasties – because old guys see past your broken down face and can focus on your young enough body – because even as I get older – the girls I wouldn’t fuck back then – I would totally fuck now – strictly based on the fact that they are 20..and everyone loves tits – especially when it is time to promote a new album…with Tony Bennett. I saw Tony Bennett live a few years ago, before his first Lady Gaga album as released, and he was pretty much making fun of the whole thing to the crowd, he wasn’t calling her out on being a ugly beast who craves fame to validate her existence, but he did make fun of her obvious publicity stunts – but that was before he made more money than he ever made in his career because of her – leading to him only releasing music with her for the next 5 years – because along with being a cow – she’s also a cash cow… It’s funny what money will do to a motherfucker who likes money…I am sure now he encourages all this shit, maybe he even bought her the dress to get a few more hits, maybe there will be a sex tape, and really as horrible as she is, I am not against her tits…I am an equal opportunity titty employer….doesn’t matter who they are attached to, so long as they are tits. All this to say, this is how I expect people to dress to all functions at the Old Folks home. It keeps things hot and bothered…and weeds out the weak…who aren’t used to girls being such whores. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
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