So I guess we’re going to be getting a lot of blurry pictures of Lindsay Lohan filming her made for TV Lifetime movie over the next little while. Great. Here she is getting roughed up on a boat in what I can only imagine will be a really dramatic scene. I smell whatever award it is they give for overacting in a TV movie. Anyhow, at least her boobs are falling out of her dress this time. That’s got to count for something. Keep reaching for that rainbow sweetheart.
Brava to the dewy-cheeked Kristen Stewart , who opened Snow White and the Huntsman , the weekend’s number one movie, by swinging a sword and championing girl power without having to kiss a single vampire! (Those two hunky human suitors and the riveting fabulosity that was Charlize Theron didn’t hurt either.) Nice to see girls ruling while boys drooled over the box office — well, their male-driven movies ( Men in Black 3 , Avengers , Battleship ), anyway. Tell us what you saw this weekend as we go to the receipts! 1. Snow White and the Huntsman Gross: $56,255,000 (new) Screens: 3,773 (PSA: $14,910) Weeks: 1 Well, well, well. Stewart’s first big non- Twilight movie made a strong showing over the weekend, outdoing Men in Black 3 ’s debut with the one-two-three punch of KStew, Chris Hemsworth, and Charlize Theron. Coming in with the fourth biggest opening of the year, the dark fairytale soared on dazzling visuals even if audiences only gave it a “B” CinemaScore rating. 2. Men in Black 3 Gross: $29,300,000 ($112,300,000) Screens: 4,248 (PSA $6,897) Weeks: 2 (Change: -46.3%) Foreign tallies will help Will Smith and Co. get over their 46.3 percent drop-off – even at only $112 million domestically, the sci-fi threequel has topped $386 million globally, and counting. Still, it’s not quite time to get MIB4 in gear, seeing as the reported production budget was a whopping $225 million alone. 3. The Avengers Gross: $20,273,000 ($552,737,000) Screens: 3,670 (PSA: $5,524) Weeks: 5 (Change: -44.7%) $1.35 billion worldwide and counting. That is all. 4. Battleship Gross: $4,810,000 ($55,123,000) Screens: 3,144 (PSA $1,530) Weeks: 3 (Change: -56.5%) Say bye bye to Battleship as it continues sinking ever faster down the Top 10. Universal’s thanking their lucky stars for the foreign markets right about now, as domestic take has totally a paltry $55.1 million in three weeks. 5. The Dictator Gross: $4,725,000 ($50,835,000) Screens: 2,649 (PSA $1,784) Weeks: 3 (Change: -49.1%) Still just the third-best performing Sacha Baron Cohen movie to date. N/A Piranha 3DD Gross: $179,000 (new) Screens: 86 (PSA $2,081) Weeks: 1 Well, they tried . Kinda . [Figures via Box Office Mojo ]
Elizabeth Olsen looks modestly dressed in her Victorian-era full-length dresses and hats for her role in the erotic thriller Therese Raquin , which she is currently filming in Budapest, Hungary. Olsen plays the title character Therese Raquin in this project, directed by Charlie Stratton and also starring Harry Potter ‘s Tom Felton and Jessica Lange. Her character is apparently forced into a loveless marriage with her sickly cousin Camille, played by Fenton. Young, beautiful and sexually repressed, Therese casts off innocence for a sizzling affair with her husband’s best friend Laurent, played by Drive actor Oscar Isaac. Needless to say, her dress gets ripped off on numerous occasions, according to The Daily Mail , which featured a number of photos of Olsen on set. Lange plays Therese’s controlling aunt, Madame Raquin, and the story crescendos as Therese’s dalliances with Laurent produces disastrous outcomes. “Some of the film’s themes will include the subjects of imprisonment and punishment, temperament and the human animal,” noted The Daily Mail. Olsen, 23, won praise last year for her starring role in Sundance indie Martha Marcy May Marlene and she will be seen this week in the Jane Fonda and Catherine Keener starrer Peace, Love, & Misunderstanding , which opens Friday. [via Daily Mail ] [Photo credit: WENN.com]
Obama tho? If you think Slick Willy misbehaved while he was in office, you should look into the stories about former Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi who is currently on trial for buying booty from an underaged prostitute. The latest testimony in the trial came from this bangin’ dancer Marysthell Garcia Polanco who says the former PM liked to see her play some interesting dress up games: A Dominican dancer who says she was present at Silvio Berlusconi’s now-infamous “bunga bunga” sex parties testified in court today that the former Italian prime minster had her dress up as a “burlesque version” of President Barack Obama, and dance around. Marysthell Garcia Polanco, who is a member of the all-girl group Muñecas con Clase (Dolls with Class), told the court she would also masquerade as a sultry simulacrum of the trial’s prosecutor, Ilda “the Red” Boccassini. “I dressed up as Boccassini with a toga to make him laugh, and also as Obama,” the 28-year-old said. Berlusconi, who is being tried for allegedly paying then-underage Moroccan-born prostitute Karima El Mahroug for sex in 2010 and abusing his power in securing her release from jail, maintains that the parties were “elegant dinners” that involved “burlesque games” as a form of entertainment. Polanco appeared to agree, testifying that the parties were “innocent fun,” and the burlesque was not skanky. Who wouldn’t like to have some “innocent fun” with Marysthell though? We just prefer she leave the Obama get up at home. Source
Gay bug zapper Kylie Min…wait. I was going to make a joke about how Kylie Minogue draws the homos in with her vivacious pop tracks and tiny beauty like a backyard bug zapper but then I realized that “gay bug zapper” sounds like she cures AIDS. Also, she doesn’t kill gays after she draws them in. That we know of. Bad analogy. Kylie Minogue’s got a new track, a new pair of coochie cutters, and A NEW… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Dlisted Discovery Date : 25/05/2012 08:43 Number of articles : 2
I can’t understand a word written in this magazine and I don’t care, put supermodel Miranda Kerr in a bikini on the cover and you’ve got yourself a customer. Besides, none of us need to read the actual articles when there are hot ass pictures of a half naked beautiful woman nearby, I bet nobody is reading this right now. I could tell you how much I enjoyed the Smurfs movie and none of you would even notice. The blonde one is hot.
There’s something so special about a supermodel all dressed up in a fancy evening gown that just works for me, like bacon on a steak or champagne on a stripper. Here’s Miranda Kerr all dolled up for some event, making a simple piece of light blue fabric look absolutely amazing. I bet she could make my living room curtains look sexy, that’s how hot she is, and they’re from Ikea !! Impressive.
John Mayer has been out of commission lately. Not that we’re complaining. Turns out neither is he. In his first interview in over a year, the singer-songwriter told Ellen DeGeneres yesterday that his infamous Playboy and Rolling Stone interviews in 2010 made him reflect on his life and become an adult. “I did a couple of really dumb interviews and it woke me up,” he said. “I lost my head for a little while. I lost touch and I didn’t want to ask for directions.” John Mayer on Ellen John said he needed to act 34 “instead of 28 for the fifth year” and escape to small-town Montana where he recorded his new album, Born and Raised . The experience of living and recording out there “rocketed” him into adulthood, with Mayer saying he needed “a few years just to figure it out.” As for Born and Raised , out next week, it’s his “honest and cohesive” album yet, with John saying that leaving the spotlight after relationships with ” sexual napalm ” herself Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston was the best thing he ever did. “I live in Montana, in the middle of nowhere,” he said. “It’s really excellent… you get to a certain age where you prepare for happiness, but you sometimes don’t remember to get happy. I remembered how to get happy.” Sounds remarkably un- douchebag -like, doesn’t it? Who is this Dances With Wolves-like man and what has he done with John Mayer?
Megan Fox turns 26 today and allow us to offer this piece of advice to anyone wanting to with her a happy birthday AND a happy pregnancy: Stick to the former. Fox can be a bit prickly when asked about the latter. Still, between you and us, the actress and Brian Austin Green are reportedly expecting their first child together and we wish them nothing but the best. Professionally, meanwhile, Fox is starting to land roles that see her as much more than a pretty face. She appeared this year in critically-acclaimed hit Friends with Kids and will next be seen in the quasi Knocked Up sequel/spinoff, This is 40 . Wish Fox (and David Boreanaz! And Janet Jackson! And Tori Spelling!) a happy birthday now and then click through this montage in her honor:
I’m not sure how old Jennifer Lopez is now, but banging a young dude seems to really agree with her. Here she is looking good at the What To Expect While You’re Expecting premiere last night. I like it. Especially because I’m getting a pretty solid look at some quality cougar sideboob. Nicely done. Is she even a cougar yet? Who cares, she’s older, she’s hot and her boobs are falling out of her dress. #meetmeinthehottub
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