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REVIEW: Béatrice Dalle Plays an Alcoholic Mathematician Sexpot in Domain — So What Are You Waiting For?

It’s hard to say whether Patric Chiha’s unabashedly out-there drama Domain is actually good or whether it simply nuzzles very cozily against the shoulder of so-bad-it’s-good. After seeing the movie twice, I’m inclined to say Domain splits the difference — Chiha knows when the story is wobbling off the rails of credibility and leans into the turn, embracing the narrative’s full-on nuttiness. And face it: You don’t cast Béatrice Dalle as a middle-aged (but sensuous as heck) alcoholic mathematician unless you mean business. No wonder John Waters named Domain his number-one movie of 2010. Now viewers Stateside can bask in the picture’s bonkers glory, but be forewarned: The demented pleasures of Domain are slow-burning ones. As Waters aptly put it in Art Forum, this is a movie where the two main characters form a “perversely close” relationship by taking walks – “Lots of walks! So many walks you’ll be left breathless by the sheer elegance of this astonishing little workout.” You may also wobble out feeling more than a little pickled: Dalle plays Nadia, a brilliant but sozzled thinker who’s idolized by her teenaged nephew, Pierre (Isaïe Sultan). It seems Pierre is still trying to figure out his sexuality (though when he decisively chooses the dress Nadia should wear to dinner one evening, it’s pretty clear which team he’s leaning toward). Mostly, though, he’s captivated by his aunt, sneaking away from his disapproving mother, Nadia’s sister, to spend time with her. And why wouldn’t he? When the two step into a café for a glass of wine, Nadia gulps most of hers before loudly berating the waiter, the corners of her mouth turned down in a task-mistress’ pout. “This white wine is undrinkable. How dare you serve it,” she observes dryly as she spills the remaining contents of the glass over the table, letting it dribble onto her high-heeled shoe. But mostly, Pierre and Nadia do walk, Nadia spinning out webs of cracked wisdom with every step. Noticing an elderly couple in the park, their strides out of step, she remarks, “People don’t know how to walk; they have no rhythm.” Later, seeing a jumble of kids playing happily, she sneers, “How can children stand being with so many other children?” Nadia has had myriad lovers and interesting friends in her life (it appears that most of the latter, and perhaps some of the former, have been gay), and Pierre is curious about them all. Why, he wants to know, did she break up with the one named Walter, who appears to have been one of her favorites? “Probably because I couldn’t stay with one person forever – especially an Austrian physicist.” Her reasoning is silly until you ask yourself – would you want to be saddled for life with an Austrian physicist, especially if you were a gap-toothed babe with a brain made for the French equivalent of MIT (whatever that is) and a body made for sin? I thought not. The relationship between Pierre and Nadia becomes increasingly tangled: Pierre pulls away from her slightly, dallying with adorable boys he meets on public transportation and otherwise recognizing that his auntie may be just a wee bit unstable. Nadia becomes more withdrawn, though it’s hard to say if she actually starts drinking more. (She simply drinks a lot , to the point that her doctor tells her she’ll die if she doesn’t stop immediately.) Later, a very different sort of Austrian turns up in a slinky red turtleneck dress, but let’s not get ahead of ourselves. Chiha also wrote the script for Domain , and while some of the dialogue comes off as pure wack-a-doodle, it’s never laughable enough to throw you out of the picture. In fact, Domain is compelling precisely because of its lack of embarrassment. As Pierre, Sultan deftly walks the line between boyish innocence and erotic sophistication: He’s sweet, but there’s a pheromone-cloud of mystery hanging about him, too. And Dalle is just made for these loony-sexpot roles (never, until the day I die, will I forget the image of her driving those sled dogs at the end of Claire Denis’s inscrutable, incomparable L’Intrus ). She doesn’t disappoint here: Her Nadia is voracious, an appetite walking around on two impossibly long stems. Her mouth, bulbous like some sort of brilliant, fleshy undersea creature, looks hungry for everything. But we never see Nadia making love, or even seeming to want love. Instead, she delights in making workaday aphorisms sound sensual: “Mathematics are a way of organizing the world.” “Without mathematics, I’d be a liquid without a container.” Domain is a strange little picture, florid, probing, passionate in its very nuttiness. But Waters wasn’t overreaching in his use of the word “elegant.” Mathematics may, as Nadia believes, be a way of organizing the world. But numbers have their own unspoken allure, above and beyond their inherent usefulness. Domain has the austerity of a gleaming mathematical equation, yet it’s deeply in touch with the mystery of human fragility – as if a life could be swept away by brushing too carelessly against the chalkboard. It’s a movie about the Venn-diagram center between wanting too much and wanting nothing. Follow Stephanie Zacharek on Twitter . Follow Movieline on Twitter .

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Angelina Jolie’s Hot Humanitarian Mom Ass in a Leather Skirt of the Day

These pictures of Angelina Jolie…who is really only famous for being some sort of bad girl, goth, sex symbol with fake lips and big tits she liked to show off….rocking some leather dress like she still cuts herself, rides motorcycles and gets high and drinks blood like some kind of Vampire in the 90s, would be better if they were from that era and not when she’s some UN ambassador, changing the world humanitarian with a half dozen kids….because everyone likes a bitch better when she was at her peak of sex, career and scandal….especially her husband….cuz this mom shit, even when she tries to play it up hot, is really just mom shit….

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Miranda Kerr Topless In Her Undies

Here’s the always lovely Miranda Kerr showing off her amazing supermodel body in some sweet panty shots. I know that sounds strange, but panty shots just sounds a whole lot dirtier than lingerie photoshoot. Lame. Not that it matter, she’s topless and I highly doubt any of you are reading this right now. It’s pretty amazing how easily her body bounced back after giving birth, my body still hasn’t bounced back from turkey dinner on Christmas. What the hell?

SMH: Transgender “Doctor” Who Pumped People Up With Fix-A-Flat And Sealed Them Up With Super Glue Victim Count Now Over 20 Plus, Transgender Community Is Devastated

SMH at 30 people trusting this person to do these shady surgeries on them: She was known as “The Duchess,’’ someone who could perform cosmetic magic on a massage table using a syringe and silicone. For more than a decade, her name was whispered in South Florida’s transgender community, having performed perhaps hundreds of procedures that transformed men’s breasts into double Ds or dainty derrieres into curvy wonders.Authorities now say “The Duchess,’’ a transgender woman whose real name is Oneal Ron Morris, may have practiced her black market plastic surgery not just in South Florida, but across the country.Twenty to 30 people from as far away as Indiana have come forward, saying they were victims of Morris’ elusive scam, according to Miami Gardens police Detective Michael Dillon. So far, Morris and an accomplice, Corey Eubanks, face felony charges in connection with just two South Florida cases where women nearly died from her injections, which were actually a toxic brew of substances found in the tire repair product “Fix-a-Flat.” Morris “made me into a monster,’’ said Rajee Narinesingh, who received several procedures from “The Duchess” in 2005 and came forward after Morris’ recent arrest. Narinesingh, a transgender woman who lives in Hollywood, said Morris assured her she had performed hundreds of successful procedures, most of them using what she called “medical silicone.” Narinesingh was delighted after the first set of injections, which made her appear more feminine. She paid for additional injections into her face, breasts, buttocks and hips.Narinesingh, who was born a man but has always felt more like a woman, said friends who underwent similar procedures recommended The Duchess when Narinesingh wanted to feminize some of her features.“There was a sisterhood of trust. She was part of the transgender community herself,’’ Narinesingh explained of Morris, 31, who also had her own buttocks beefed up with injections.“There was a feeling that she won’t do anything bad, she knows what she is doing.’’ “The doctor pulled pieces of cement out of the side of my face,’’ said Narinesingh, a 5-foot-11, brown-haired woman, bullied since she was a child for being different from the other kids at her school in Philadelphia where she grew up.Narinesingh, a public speaker on transgender issues, said she felt compelled to go public with her story in hopes of helping others avoid what she went through.She said transgender people tend to use alternative treatments because they feel discriminated against or even abused by mainstream doctors. Once, when she was having heart pains, she panicked — not because she feared she was having a heart attack, but because she was going to have to go to a hospital.“When you live this life sometimes you feel very alone,’’ Narinesingh said. Several years ago, she said she was brutally beaten by a group of thugs in Miami who taunted her for being transgender. She never reported it to authorities because she was afraid police would victimize her again. Brown — who is not transgender — also heard about Morris through friends. Eubanks, 40, quoted her a price of $1,000, which she told him she could not afford.They settled on $700 for 12 injections, six to each side. Prior to Mother’s Day 2010, she went to Eubanks’ house in Miami Gardens to have the procedure done, according to court documents.She was asked to lay face down on a massage table. Morris told Brown to relax.“This is my profession, don’t worry,’’ she allegedly told the victims, according to the arrest affidavit.The victim saw a tube of Super Glue and a red soft pack lunch bag. Out of the top of the bag was a black hose. She also saw a syringe.Morris told her not to look, so she just laid down. The injections were so painful she asked Morris to stop before she received all of them, promising to pay the full price anyway. After each injection, the victim said she saw Morris take a piece of gauze and squeeze Super Glue on it. She then glued it to the injection site. Within hours, she became very sick. She ended up at a hospital in Tampa, where doctors eventually diagnosed her with multiple abscesses and a staph infection. She underwent several surgeries, including blood transfusions and was hospitalized for over a month. The doctors took samples that showed the substance injected into her backside mirrored the ingredients in a Pennzoil tire-repair product called “Fix-a-Flat.’’It took investigators over a year to piece the case together, in part because victims have been embarrassed to come forward. Thus far, Morris and Eubanks have been charged with two felony counts of practicing medicine without a license with serious injury. They have pleaded not guilty and are out on bond.More charges could be forthcoming, Dillon said. “There have been tons of phone calls from people from all over. Any of them that aren’t local we are sending to the state Department of Health. They are helping us coordinate with police departments,’’ Dillon said.It’s hard to say how many victims are out there, Dillon said. Many of the callers who say they were patients of Morris also say they have friends who were patients. Some people reported paying as much as $3,000, others as little as a couple of hundred dollars.Both Morris and Eubanks have long arrest sheets, listing charges in connection with forging checks, credit card scams and grand theft. Eubanks served six years in prison, according to court records.Narinesingh said she hopes that her story helps others. She admits she nearly made a big mistake in her quest to be more attractive and feminine. It’s a trap, she said, that’s not exclusive to the transgender community. Men and women — gay, straight or transgender — feel pressure to look younger, sexier or prettier.“I am a person of sense, I really am,” she said. “But the desire to match what you feel inside with what you look like outside makes you willing to take chances.’’ Peep pics of the shady face implants below: Source

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Congratulations: Aretha Franklin Got Engaged Over The Holidays Too!!

Here’s a little hope for all the chicks out there hoping to get someone to put a ring on it in 2012. Aretha Franklin got to close out this crazy year in which she reportedly almost died with some very happy news. Via People.com : Aretha Franklin and her “forever friend” William ‘Willie’ Wilkerson are engaged to be married, her rep tells PEOPLE. The iconic singer, 69, and Wilkerson are discussing tying the knot on Miami Beach, with an exclusive reception aboard a private yacht. And for her dress? “Ms. Franklin is considering Donna Karan, Valentino and the queen of wedding dresses, Vera Wang, to design her gown,” says her rep. Franklin lost 85 pounds last year after a health scare and told PEOPLE, “I feel fabulous.” Adds Franklin herself of the upcoming nuptials: “We’re looking at June or July for our date and no, I’m not pregnant, LOL!” Aaaaaaw! Nothing like that geriatric love. Congrats Aretha!

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Brooklyn Decker Sexiest Nerd Ever

I don’t think I post pictures of Brooklyn Decker all that often, I don’t know why, but that needs to change. Here she is getting all sexy and nerdy and hot in some photoshoot for something. I’m guessing it’s for perfume, those ads never make any sense. Whatever it is, I like it. There’s something about a woman in glasses that is just really hot to me. It helps when her breasts are falling out of her dress. Well done.

WTF: Cross Dresser “Goes Down” On The Train [VIDEO]

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WTF: Cross Dresser “Goes Down” On The Train [VIDEO]

WTF: Cross Dresser “Goes Down” On The Train [VIDEO]

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Katy Perry’s ‘SNL’ Florence Welch Imitation Was ‘Amazing’

‘I’m kind of really honored,’ Florence and the Machine singer says of Perry’s parody. By James Montgomery, with reporting by Matt Elias Florence Welch of Florence and The Machine Photo: MTV News Last month, Florence and the Machine singer Florence Welch pulled double duty on “Saturday Night Live,” not only performing but also making a rather unexpected cameo in a sketch called “New Jack Thanksgiving,” during which she vamped her way through a sultry, turkey-themed R&B jam. Of course, if you caught this past weekend’s “SNL,” you may have thought she showed up again, this time in a skit about a canine-centric courtroom drama called “Doggie Duty.” Only it wasn’t Welch: It was host Katy Perry , who nailed a note-perfect impression of Flo on a song called “The Dog Trial Is Over.” Yes, it was about as random as you’d think, and yes, Welch found it to be quite amazing — even if she hadn’t actually seen it yet. “I haven’t seen it yet! I’ve seen pictures!” she told MTV News backstage at KROQ’s Almost Acoustic Christmas on Sunday. “I think she looks amazing! I was like, ‘Yeah, that’s it! You’ve got the hair, the dress, everything. ‘ … I’ve heard she did a really amazing job, and I’m kind of really honored.” Not only did Welch think Perry got her look just right, but, having seen everything that goes into getting a sketch on the air, she knows just how long it took to make it happen. Which is why she’s doubly honored … both by the impression and by the fact that not many folks can cameo on “SNL” without actually being there. “We performed on ‘SNL’ and everyone’s so nice,” she said. “I sat in the writers’ room with everybody when we were organizing the skit that I did, and just kind of seeing how everyone gets crowded into this tiny room and sits on the floor, and being there with all the writers and the actors, it was kind of really amazing. So I feel very honored to be part of a skit without actually being there!” Related Artists Florence + the Machine Katy Perry

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Kristin Chenoweth Showing Off Titty of the Day

Here’s some bitch from Glee showing off her tits pretty fucking properly at some event… This is the kind of shit that Glee needs to balance all the faggotry that should be bullied to be straight…you know repress those homosexual thoughts to live a bored, married, lie of a life with family and kid, all because middle school taught you gay is bad…kind of thing…. Cuz I watched the show and I felt like it turned me into someone into fucking trannies….because the main chick looks like a dude and because this Kristen Chenoweth was hiding her tit…but that’s all a thing of the past thanks to this dress…

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