When Rebecca Creskoff said she wouldn’t take her dress off nearly as much on this season of Hung , we were devastated. But Rebecca and her nude co-stars turned our frowns upside down last night with an episode that will surely stand tall in the annals of boob tube nudity. The season two premiere featured a topless lesbian makeout session , full nudity from lady pimp Rebecca as she trawled for new talent, and a mam-tastic montage of monkey business featuring the funbags of four different guest actresses . Speaking of standing tall, see more nudes from last night’s season premiere of Hung after the jump!
If there are two things that go together perfectly, besides gin and tonic of course, it’s a supermodel and a nice pair of leather short shorts. Here’s Miranda Kerr walking around the streets of Paris looking like, well, looking like one of the hottest women on the planet. I think that if I saw this hottie walk by I’d drop whatever I was doing, smoking or eating a baguette or whatever French people do, and spend my afternoon following her around. From a respectful distance of course, I don’t want to seem like a creep. It’s not often you see something this beautiful up close, you’ve got to soak it all in while you can. Sweet sweet supermodels.
In his opening statement in the the involuntary manslaughter trial of Dr. Conrad Murray, attorney Ed Chernoff told the jury Michael Jackson killed himself. Earlier, prosecutor David Walgren delivered the state’s opening argument, using a stark visual of what appears to be Jackson’s lifeless body on a gurney. Below are summaries of the opening arguments laid out by both sides: L.A. County D.A.’s office prosecutors argued this morning that … Michael Jackson fully trusted Dr. Conrad Murray with his life The cause of death was an overdose of Propofol, administered by Murray Murray repeatedly acted with both gross negligence and incompetence Murray bought very large quantities of Propofol on a regular basis Murray knew Michael’s state and what he was doing to the singer In the weeks before Michael died, he was cold, shivering and rambling (Kenny Ortega will testify to this) but Murray kept giving him Propofol Murray scolded Ortega for expressing concerns about Jackson’s health, saying “Michael is physically and emotionally fine. I am the doctor.” Michael died in his bed and was dead when paramedics arrived Murray was texting and making phone calls while he sat by MJ He made eight phone calls on June 25, 2009, the last at 11:51 to a girlfriend, and that’s when Murray realized there was an emergency Murray instructed bodyguard Alberto Alvarez to essentially hide evidence in a blue bag – possibly including the fatal dose of Propofol Murray never told EMTs or UCLA doctors he gave MJ Propofol His guilty conscience caused him to stall the investigation Murray committed “medical abandonment” of Michael Jackson by leaving a patient unattended while under anesthetic in this manner Conrad Murray acted with gross negligence and was not acting in Jackson’s best interests, but rather his own $150,000/month salary Michael Jackson Recording at Dr. Conrad Murray Trial Then it was time for the defense to lay out its theory. They claim: Michael Jackson swallowed 8, 2 mg pills of Lorazepam, then self-injected a dose of Propofol that created a “perfect storm” that killed him There was no way to save Jackson, who died instantly Jackson “had a problem” that no amount of determination could overcome, even with his talent, and was in a deteriorated state for years Dr. Murray is a good man, a cardiologist who saves lives Murray had no idea at the time he was brought on that MJ had so many severe medical problems, including a total inability to sleep Michael Jackson told Murray that the only way he could sleep was with Propofol and always took Propofol, even before hiring Murray Murray provided Propofol for two months for MJ, and during that time the singer slept, woke up, and lived life as he always did Murray was trying to ween MJ off Propofol and give him other, more traditional sedatives in the days before he died – with some success With execs threatening to “pull the plug” on his “This Is It” tour, MJ made it clear to Murray that he needed to sleep or the tour would fail Murray only gave Jackson 25 milligrams of Propofol before MJ died – not enough to kill him. MJ went to sleep with a normal pulse rate When Murray left the room, “there was zero Propofol in his [Michael’s] system” … implying Michael woke up and shot himself up with the fatal dose when Murray was gone, which he also claims wasn’t negligent Dr. Arnold Klein got Jackson hooked on Demerol Murray hid nothing from doctors or police We’re just getting started, but right now … what do you think? Do you buy the defense theory? Based on this, tell is if you think Murray is …
Dancing With the Stars viewers who tuned in last night probably didn’t do so in hopes of seeing a Nancy Grace nipple slip , but that’s reality TV for you. She was clearly spilling out of her dress, although she sought to downplay it today. The 51-year-old told Us Weekly backstage after Monday’s show: “Tonight, when we were doing our hopscotch portion of our dance, there was a little bit of movement but it did not rise to a wardrobe malfunction.” The buxom Casey Anthony hater showed more than she bargained for. As ABC quickly cut away to a static shot of the audience, Grace readjusted her dress and buried her face in partner Tristan MacManus’ shoulder. “On the European version that would be perfectly fine,” host Tom Bergeron joked. “We took every precaution known to man in this dress right here,” Grace said. “I’m talking industrial size precaution. There may have been, as Tristan said, a little bit of jiggling but there was absolutely not a wardrobe malfunction.” Riiight. You be the judge: Nancy Grace on Dancing With the Stars (Week 2)
Hmmm, I’m not sure if I’m pleased with these pictures of Scarlett Johansson , I mean she looks pretty and all, but there’s something a little too plain about her today. Maybe it’s her dress, maybe it’s the blank ‘I wish I was somewhere else’ stare I’m used to seeing on chicks I meet on e-Harmony when I tell them I own a site called HollywoodTuna. Who knows? But I’m not feeling it today. She looks like she’s going to hit someone with a wooden ruler. Cheer up princess. And maybe loosen up that top so we can get a good look at those big sweater mounds we know you’ve got cinched up in there.
Biography for Shanina Shaik Born 11 February 1991 (1991-02-11) Melbourne, Victoria, Australia Height 5 ft 8 in (1.73 m) Hair color Dark Brown Eye color Hazel Measurements 32-23-34 (81-59.5-86.5) Dress size (US) 4; (AU) 6; (US) 34 Agency Chic Model Management Next Model Management Munich Models Premier Model Management L.A. models 2pm Model Management Shanina Shaik (born 11 February 1991) is a model from Melbourne, Australia. Shanina#39;s mother is Lithuanian while her father is Pakistani
Biography for Shanina Shaik Born 11 February 1991 (1991-02-11) Melbourne, Victoria, Australia Height 5 ft 8 in (1.73 m) Hair color Dark Brown Eye color Hazel Measurements 32-23-34 (81-59.5-86.5) Dress size (US) 4; (AU) 6; (US) 34 Agency Chic Model Management Next Model Management Munich Models Premier Model Management L.A. models 2pm Model Management Shanina Shaik (born 11 February 1991) is a model from Melbourne, Australia. Shanina#39;s mother is Lithuanian while her father is Pakistani
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I went out drinking….but got a call at the end of the Emmy’s from an insane person I know…who wanted to discuss the Emmy’s because in their insanity they felt the whole night was beautiful….so I forced myself to watch the West Coast broadcast…drunk, uninterested, not listening…. Key things that happened was they played LMFAO in the intro segment witht he dyke from GLEE…..they gave The Lonely Planet a chance to do a medley of their shitty internet songs….a midget won an award…and there was a segment about the jersery shore…reminding me that Hollywood isn’t glamor, but trash and trying to be or compete with the internet….The other hightlight was seeing a tiny Paula Abdul next to the dyke from GLEE…and I laughed once at a joke…but don’t remember what it was…but feel it wasn’t due to funny…but more to do with how miserable an experience it was… I decided to compile some pics of some pussy that was there….because that’s what you all like… Emily Blunt….no idea who she is….but I know people wanna fuck her… Katie Holmes….brought to you by the aliens…. Kelly Osbourne…..always disgusting…skinny fat or fat fat…. Nina Dobrev….is lovely Russian bride…. Julia Stiles….because we should let the public remember this random from the late 90s….who wasn’t hot in the late 90s…. That Dude From Glee…in a Dress… Christina Hendricks and her Fatness that Showed Off her Fat Tits cuz that’s what Fat Chicks Do… Jane Krakowski’s Lookin’ Real Housewives Minka Kelly….cuz I have no idea who she is… Julie Bowen….winner without a nipple slip that should have had a nipple slip… Gwyneth Paltrow Boring as Shit…and unable to do improv cuz actors are drons…unfortunately…or luckily…the dress isn’t actually see through….depending on how you feel about a naked Gwyneth Paltrow… Olivia Munn…..Trying….Hard…To Be One of these Hollywood Bitches…But She Never Willl…Cuz She’s a Hack…. Sofia Vergara Alll Womanly…and modest…despite her background…as a whore who whored out to be famous….cuz that’s what happens when you’re an immigrant…. Heidi Klum Not topless…Which is OK…Cuz She Makes for a Sloppy Topless chick…but looks fun in a dress… Kate Winslet is Big Red….glad she won….cuz she got naked for her role and that deserves recognition…. Evan Rachel Wood….was robbed….cuz she got naked for her role and didn’t get recognition… No I don’t have pics of the Modern Family 12 year old showing her tits off like she was Sofia Vergara….her TV Mom and idol who taught her at an early age to use her tits to get herself noticed….
Here’s that dude from Glee who may not even be a dude, but who leaves me as confused about her gender as her audience is about their sexuality…or even their gender…because Glee is single handedly the gayest experience on TV with its accepting of gays, bis, straights and trannies, and the ignorant person in me thinks that it may even be breeding the weird kids in high school to think they are fags in order to fit in cuz gay looks so fun….. Lea Micheles is the poster girl of the shit, and her ass is poppin’ in her dress, which could be a homo experience….but then again it may also be straight…and what it all comes down to is that our world is fucked with all this confusion….but not as fucked as her face… Here she is at some other event showing what could be tit….
