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Saskia de Brauw’s the Boy With Tits of the Day

Posted on October 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Saskia de Brauw is a model who has great tits…but she looks like a boy, because being gender obscure is the new being a tart with huge fake tits like a barbie doll…and the kids relate more to a dirty hipster looking bitch who could have a dick, and that doesn’t matter because we’re all queer, politically correct weirdos with jacked up hormones thanks to the birth control in our drinking water and/or food sources…and we all just love each other…even though we also love abuse porn, and bullying, just secretly…because it gets in the way of the holier than thou mantra they all live by…these little overly nice and respectful freaks…where is the fucking anger in this world…bring it.. Or not…live the lie, the eutopia…hypocrisy…and fuck each other…hopefully getting aids at your orgy, while I struggle here with this Saskia de Brauw…and whether I like the tits…or if the short hair makes me a faggot… The post Saskia de Brauw’s the Boy With Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Tess Holliday is a Legit Plus Sized Model of the Day

Posted on May 15, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Tess Holliday is apparently a plus sized model and as disgusting as fat women make me every single morning when I wake up and every single night I go to bed…because I have and obese wife who I am waiting eagerly to lose out to her obesity…because the smells and the apnea are killing me more than my drinking.. But this Tess Holliday is legit. Meaning…she’s fat as fuck…which is disgusting and unhealthy..and eveyrthing I would want from a plus sized model…because America is fat and using girls Kate Upton size as plus sized models to cater to fat women everywhere, which is everywhere… This Tess Holliday is a real massive model…like the kind of girl with health issues from being so plus sized…celebrating obesity and premature deal plus sized and a cross section of our society obese…and sure that may be a horrible message to send the kids, but a great message to send to all the other plus sized models…who aren’t this plus sized…but I guess a sumo wrestling match could have solved that… The post Tess Holliday is a Legit Plus Sized Model of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Miley Cyrus Shower Picture of the Day

Posted on September 11, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Miley Cyrus posted a picture of herself in a shower in Puerto Rico, where I guess she’s hanging out, or polluting their culture with her fake ass, hollywood rendition of art and hipsterism… The biggest tragedy in the whole thing is that in being her racy little controversial self, she’s gone 30 percent of the way with this one. You know the giant heart censor and the fact that she’s just showing her back to us, make masturbating to this, even for the most seasoned voyeur with a shower fetish, pretty fucking hard…but I guess her posting shower pics already is a good enough start, that makes for a good chance that when her empire comes crashing down…there will be porn.. I think the more controversial shit she’s been up to in NYC for Fashion Week, involved this minor Bella Thorne in a cleavage dress, sitting on her lap like Miley was Santa Claus, you know the mall kind who only do it to molest the kids because their red suit makes them think they are above the fucking law… That’s enough Miley news…because I’m a grown man and writing about this both rapes my brain and depresses me to the point of suicide, but I’m more into the drinking myself to death method, which is something I do despite being long and drawn out…

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Drunk Girl and Other Video of the Day

Posted on July 30, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Grannies ‘jumping rope Gaming Addict Foaming at the Mouth Robbery of the Day Cow Drinking Milk Bird Makes Sex Noises Hood Fight… Spiderman Fight….

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Selena Gomez is Milking These Tits Like a Lesbian Feminist New Mother in Starbucks of the Day

Posted on July 22, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Selena Gomez is in Europe apparently, not that keep track of this pudgy faced thanks to steroids to control her Lupus, monkey looking thing that has had Beiber up inside her…I just pay attention to what’s going on in pop culture, barely, but it pays for my drinking… That said, she was rumored to have to gotten fake tits, she started milking the story, posting cleavage pics, even a nipple slip, and the whole thing is fine with me, because I’m all for some little pop tart trying to sex herself up a little more, cuz she’s left insecure that Bieber has left her behind for all his groupie and model sluts…or whatever… Because no matter how rich and famous a girl is, she can still be left broken and insecure when the guy she dates fucks off on her…not that I am even convinced she ever dated Bieber, I just think that was marketing and so is this.. She’s on the rebrand…showing them tits…here are a bunch of pics of the experience… #452421040 / gettyimages.com #452421022 / gettyimages.com #452419660 / gettyimages.com #452398976 / gettyimages.com #452398866 / gettyimages.com #452398460 / gettyimages.com #452374434 / gettyimages.com #452374432 / gettyimages.com #452374198 / gettyimages.com #452341044 / gettyimages.com #452340904 / gettyimages.com #452340922 / gettyimages.com #452340866 / gettyimages.com #452340866 / gettyimages.com Oh and She’s Working on her Ass….”Hehe #day20 #squatitout #tooeasy” CLICK HERE SHE IS IN CHURCH LIKE A GOOD CATHOLIC CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE OF HER IN THE WHITE BRA OUTFIT PICS

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This Photo Of Lady Gaga Wearing Overalls & Drinking A Beer On An ATV Raises More Questions Than It Does Answers

Posted on May 18, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lady Gaga posted a photo of herself in the woods, on an ATV, wearing overalls and raising a beer in the universal sign for “I’m a massively famous pop start drinking a beer in a random forest on an ATV” and Gaga’s farmer’s daughter moment raises many questions — far more than it does answers…. Read more

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This Photo Of Lady Gaga Wearing Overalls & Drinking A Beer On An ATV Raises More Questions Than It Does Answers

Posted on May 18, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Lady Gaga posted a photo of herself in the woods, on an ATV, wearing overalls and raising a beer in the universal sign for “I’m a massively famous pop start drinking a beer in a random forest on an ATV” and Gaga’s farmer’s daughter moment raises many questions — far more than it does answers…. Read more

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Miley Cyrus BreakDown!

Posted on April 16, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

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Word has it that Miley Cyrus is really going through it without her dog Floyd. She has been on meds after she wore herself out…

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Gillian Jacobs for Nylon of the Day

Posted on February 14, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Gillian Jacobs is some 31 year old on some show called Community, and she’s flashing her bra like some kind of teen on a school trip…even though she’s not a teen…despite what her botox is telling you…or maybe this is her natural state…she doesn’t drink, which may go against everything I stand for and know, and which may remind me of how much I hate non-drinkers because they judge me and my drinking friends like they are better than us because they fear fun while escaping life’s problems…making her a great designated driver probably a better calling than being a bikini model…because she’s still 31 and 31 is historically known for having “problem” spots… Either way, here’s her spread for complex, where she is unfortunately…not spread.

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Kate Mara Looks good Half Naked in GQ of the Day

Posted on February 13, 2014 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Mara is 30 and amazing…is it possible that I have been wrong about 30 year olds all this time…and that 30 is the new 20…that the pheromones of a uterus losing its fertility…coupled with aging skin…and a dumpy ass…is erotic to me…is it possible that calling these over 30s old as fuck has been misguided and I’ve just been brainwashed by the media…does a stable, career driven girl still hustling at 30 appeal to me, when up until now I’ve been into 20 year olds who don’t have it all figured out and that are easy to take advantage of…or maybe Kate Mara is just an exception to the rule…because she’s looking’ good up in GQ…when she should be taking the kids to daycare…like a normal 30 year old…I’m confused…I blame the drinking…

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