Martha Stewart is a walking vortex of chaos and destruction, and we know this because we read her Twitter. The latest “accident:” A car simply burst into flames, right there outside her gates. The mommy mogul tried to explain away the suspicious incident by blaming a sign, which snuck up on the driver, in broad daylight: If we had $5 for every time a minor collision with a flimsy stationary object had caused one of our vehicles to become engulfed in flames , we still couldn’t buy anything at Starbucks
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Martha Stewart’s Twitter Is a Catalog of Death and Mayhem
