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From supermodel to ‘biggest d..khead’

DRUNK reality TV star’s shame after being chased by police and overturning a bin full of bottles.

Snooki’s Sloppy Ass Tells Stories of the Day

When I look at asses shaped like this, and bodies shaped like this, and faces shaped like this, and legs shaped like this- I find it hard to believe the cunt this is attached to has made it in the world. It makes me question what is wrong with our world, when pussy this dumpy gets ahead. Not that Jersey Shore is actually “making it” or “getting ahead” but it’s a hell of a lot further along that any of the drunk idiots I know…including myself…and that depresses me…There is nothing appealing about this slob. If anything it is fucking vile and sure, I get she does it for laughs cuz she’s a joke, like the clown that she is, but I don’t think that’s not enough to warrant a bitch getting paid the way Snooki does….MTV must die for polluting us with these people….

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Snooki Cut Drinking

Snooki also revealed that she doesn#39;t really remember most of her arrest experience. “But when I did remember and I woke up in the drunk tank, I was like, #39;Alright, I must have drank way too many cocktails,#39; ” she said. Has Jersey Shore star Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi been scared straight? The reality star is downplaying her recent arrest for disorderly conduct after a day of drinking, but admits the incident – and especially her father#39;s reaction – has caused her to dial back her alc

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Beet in Times Square

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Howard TV’s Halloween Beetle Ball

THE MAN OF THE HOUR THE REAL WOOD-YI (left) AND MIKE GANGE’S TRIBUTE COSTUME CONTEST FINALISTS JEFF THE DRUNK AND HIS FANS read more

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Panda Stalker

…Now 110% creepier than regular stalkers. [ Ed's Note : Did one of the LCD Soundsystem bears escape from the drunk tank?] View

Lindsay Lohan Playing It Up for the Media of the Day

Lohan is bullshit and until she is dead….as far as I’m concerned her getting carried out of a bar by some dude is just her cry for the photographers to snap off pictures because these whores love the paparazzi and all the attention they get. They love faking stories and get off to tricking the public, because it is funny. It’s not like bitch is working anyway, so when she sees a lie about her as a cover of a magazine, it’s like she’s tricked us and all she had to do was stumble out of a bar, it’s her way of staying in the limelight and I’m convinced Lohan is sober…. I am exicted to watch her prove me wrong….because dead celebrities are better than living celebrities so we don’t have to bother with them and remember them for what they were good for and in Lohan’s case that was being a busty 18 year old slut we will only get back when whatever she has become dies…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Miley Cyrus Kicks Off Her Film Career in a Tight Dress of the Day

Famous last words of a young singer with a successful singing career and a huge fanbase, is when they claim to give all that up for a film career, which is exactly what Miley Cyrus is doing. I guess it’s some effort to re-invent herself from the annoying cunt 12 year olds and perverted old men fell in love with, and the good news is that when these child celebrities decide to re-invent themselves it always involves them doing nude scenes, playing prostitutes and getting addicted to drugs, so I know that this tight dress on Miley is just a preview of what’s to come, not that I find her hot, but I find the collapse pretty entertaining… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Drunk Driving Brings People Together of the Day

Drunk driving gets so much bad press. The media plays it up like it kills little kids playing in outside their houses because one drunk driver ruined it for all other drunk drivers, when clearly, this story proves that driving drunk brings people together…so the drunk driving laws are unconstitutional, they are taking away our right to meet people we run over and hug it out…the government try to ruin all our fun…

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Drunk History: Nikola Tesla

Derek Waters Presents: Drunk History. [ Ed Note : The phenomenal drunk history series fills you in on the incoherent true story of Tesla and Edison with an assist from John C. Reilly and Crispin Glover.] Watch