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Shayne Lamas and Nik Richie: Married!

Nik Richie is the dude behind the popular gossip site TheDirty.com. He’s also the dude behind Shayne Lamas as we speak – they eloped last night! She’s known him less than a week, but that’s cool. Shayne got engaged to Matt Grant on The Bachelor , having known him about that long as well. Sources close to Shayne Lamas have confirmed that the two made it official at the ever-romantic altar inside Little White Wedding Chapel in Vegas. No word if they’ve had it annulled yet, but congrats, you kids! Shayne Lamas is now Mrs. Nik Richie! Little is known about Nik, although it says a lot about a man when an Internet search turns up a mug shot as the first result. Call your lawyer, Shayne? Who are we kidding, this is likely just a giant stunt for her reality show, Keeping Up with the … whatever, we forget the name. It just reeks of hoax. Either way, the “marriage” has probably been consummated – and we don’t say that strictly because we’re talking about the oft-nude Shayne Lamas. According to witnesses, the pair splurged on the “Michael Jordan Package” – a $519 value that includes 36 photos and a DVD copy of the wedding. You know drop that kind of coin unless you’re going all the way.

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Shayne Lamas and Nik Richie: Married!

Long Term Bromance

Awwww. I would totally have a bromantic dinner with this dude. I hope he finds the bro of his dreams. ( Craigslist , via BoingBoing .) The Best Links: LT Bromance / F wo B – m4w View

Funny Gay Fighter at a Chicago Public Aid Office of the Day

I don’t really know what’s going on here or what instigated this fight, but I can only assume it was something gay, like maybe the dude told the other dude he didn’t look good in heels, or that he was not going to be the next J.Lo and he went fuckin insane and showed him that despite how limp a motherfucker’s wrist is, if they are from the ghetto, they know how to fuckin’ react proper and not with their dick sucking ability but with their pent up anger…and years of having to defend themselves from the less gay friendly people in the housing projects…. The ultimate fuck you to the dude who got beat down by the psycho queen, is when the brawling homo does a little dance like he’s on fucking broadway before being kicked out….I can here the dude who got beat down’s balls fold into a fucking into a vagina with every dance step…this is too nuts to be real.

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Katy Perry Tits Gets Slimed at the Kids Choice Awards of the Day

Jonah Hill is fatter than Precious. Unfortunately that doesn’t make his shitty jokes funnier…it just makes it exciting to watch cuz you never know if this bad joke is gonna be the one he has a massive heart attack to, or if he’ll be in a few more shitty movies before John Candy-ing himself…not that that matters this post is about Katy Perry getting slimed, something I’d assume she was used to, at least that would be the only justification to her career getting this far, but then again, she is marrying a faggot, so maybe sex isn’t something this Christian girl likes…but showing off her tits is… See I don’t know how someone who is asked to attend an event for little kids is supposed to dress, but if it was me, I probably wouldn’t put on my leather assless pants, or wear my prosthetic strap on dildo I sometimes wear to the bar to trick girls into thinking I am all man…I’d probably save the shit for when I’m in the company of adults, for fear of getting arrested… See Katy Perry spilling out of her dress, is a nice strategy because she’s ugly and it distracts us from staring at her ugly fucking face since we all love tits no matter what they are attached to, but I think it would have been funny if she got charged as a sex offender, cuz I know if I was a 12 year old boy watching the Kid’s Choice awards, Katy Perry’s busting tits would have probably got me hard and as far as I’m concerned that’s the equivalent of raping me in the classroom… LOCK HER THE FUCK UP….. but the good news is that the 12 year old girls watching the shit are going to develop a serious complex, spending the next few years thinking they are inadequate and girls who think they are inadequate are easy and love male validation and we can never have too many of those… Pics via Bauer

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Have a Happy Birthday Lady GaGa!

Happy Birthday Lady GaGa! Her real name: Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta…   she is 24 years old today.. and as my high school teacher once said “Bappy Hirthday” and a video for GaGa, her biggest fan, and seriously the dude should do more Lady GaGa’s video on Chatroulette! Continue reading

Would You Do…This Joe Schmoe in a Hoodie?

True confessions, it took us a while to figure out who exactly this dude was, even though the paparazzi were so eagerly snapping shots. So before we reveal this actor’s true daytime…

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Toob Tied Ep 21: Dancing with the Stars, You Have Our Attention!

We just might have to make room on our dance cards for Pammy, 90210’s original hellcat and the dude who walked on the moon.

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Bachelor Babe Vienna’s Ex-Beau Busted for Trespassing

Every rose has its thorn—just ask The Bachelor finalist (and possible winner?)  Vienna Girardi. She’s still stuck dealing with the dude she dumped before going on TV to…

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They’re Watching

There is no hiding from the prying eyes of animals sicking their heads through holes. The Best Links: Via Urlesque’s Tumblr View

Interrupting Cat

When not reciting weird poetry before his cat interrupts, this dude should maybe be in jail. Watch