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Human Walrus

In continuing mine and Peggy's infatuation with Furries, I proudly bring you the silent, predictably awkward styling of a gentleman in a walrus …”mask”? If only this dude could get funky on the baby sax , then the video might be slightly less creepy (but probably not)

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Adnan Ghalib to Stand Trial For Ramming Dude with Car

One of the shadiest of Britney Spears’ many former boyfriends will stand trial on felony assault with a deadly weapon, battery and hit-and-run charges. A judge decided there is indeed enough evidence to prosecute Adnan at a preliminary hearing yesterday, so off to trial the case will go. Sucks to be him.

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Lucy Pinder Tim Tebow

Most guys get mad when another dude comes and hits on their girlfriend , but it seems that Tim Tebow is going to have to learn to deal with it because his girlfriend , Lucy Pinder, is the most searched item on the net, as of July 9th, …

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McClatchy Newspapers Q&A with Miley Cyrus

We interviewed actress/singer Miley Cyrus while she was in Manhattan recently. Who are your musical influences? I love Coldplay and the Killers and John Lennon — all dudes because I have a low voice

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Hipster Dudes <3 Their Skinny Jeans

The skinny jean for men continues to dominate fashion (as designers attempt to push it on bros now, too), as illustrated in one reporter's journey into Williamsburg, Brooklyn – the epicenter of impossibly narcissistic hipsterdom – where denim leggings is the pant of choice. Despite my own personal clueless sense of fashion (which tends to never progress beyond “Hobo Goes Yachting”), I think it's safe to say that pilgrim shoes + visible junk = the worst. Unless, of course, you think your band is amazing.

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Mark Hoppus

dude. a friend of mine won tickets to go the michael jackson ceremony tomorrow. @JensenClan88 will be there…

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Fragger

Kill some dudes.

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Mariah Carey Cross Dressin’ of the Day

For those of you who really love dick but can’t admit it to yourself because of the implications it will have with your family, friends and even your co-workers because gay is still not something you’re willing to accept and prefer staying on the “Tranny Porn Fetish fence on, so you slowly satisfy your needs by dating ugly butch girls with facial hair, who you try to surprise with a sailor costume, or even a construction worker costume, or some other Village People shit, trying to play it off as being something fun and exciting to do and totally not sexual, until your plan goes to hell when you try to slip her into the strap-on dildo you’ve been holding onto for her to use on you for months, this one’s for you. If you are wondering, it is Mariah Carey dressed on set of her new music video as a dude who had botox and a weak chin

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Sophie Monk is the Kind of Sloppy Bitch I’m Down With of the Day

I remember asking someone who was a few degrees of separation from Sophie Monk if she could let her know I want her to sit on my fuckin face and finger my asshole until I fall asleep, but she told me not to bother giving her any attention because she’s fuckin’ useless, crazy and getting fat. I think it had more to do with the girl who was a few degrees of separation from Sophie Monk, didn’t want to admit she was talking to some dude from a website because it’s a desperate look, but not as desperate as me trying to get some girl who works for this bitch to tell her I want her to fart in my mouth just so I can taste what that mom ass is bakin’.

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Isabel Lucas in the Water of the day

I refuse to go see Transformers partially because I don’t give a fuck about those kinds of movies and haven’t seen the first one, but also because I don’t like the public humiliation of sitting in that theater amongst a whole lot of loser virgin dudes, because I like being around vagina. That’s why I’m into going to those Highschool Musical, Bring It On, Miley Cyrus jams, because that’s where you get looked at like a sex offender by all the 14 year olds and their parents, and if you’re lucky, they don’t notice you jerkin off. That said, this Isabel Lucas whore blew me the fuck away, she looks good, and is a solid strategy to seduce the loser virgins into buying the DVD and hitting the theaters again, over and over, until they realize that no matter how many times they see the shit, bitch isn’t gonna jump out of the screen and go home with them

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