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Lara Stone Knows How To Dress

I try not to pay attention to celebrity gossip — it’s way less interesting than celebrity bikini pictures, if you ask me. But these pictures of Lara Stone at Cannes made me realize we haven’t seen the Dutch hottie in a while, and apparently her and her husband recently split up. And since I’m such a nice guy (stop laughing), I’d like to offer Lara a shoulder lap to cry on if she needs it. Or a rebound relationship with a moderately successful blogger. And if she’s not ready yet, we can always just start out with a rebound motorboat. I’m happy to take it slow. Photos: WENN.com

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A Dutch Man’s Attempt To Propose With A Crane Fell Through—Literally

A Dutch man’s crane wedding proposal fell through, damaging his neighbor’s house.

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Doutzen Kroes for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Doutzen Kroes has black babies, I wonder what the racists think of that, because you know the only people jerking off to Victoria’s Secret Catalogs are white trash hicks, who still get catalogs in their trailer parks, because them computer things are confusing… That said, she’s boring, these pics are boring, models are boring and overpriced mall underwear made in sweatshops for middle of the road people is boring. But they have an infomercial coming out, and I guess putting Doutzen, their Dutch star in mainstream advertorial, to seem like people care about these models, and they do, when they shouldn’t…is all part of the hustle.. TO SEE HER AT AN EVENT CLICK HERE

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More Sylvie Van Der Vaart Bikini Pictures

Good news, everybody: looks like Sylvie Van der Vaart is still on that bikini vacation of hers, because we’re being treated to a second set of pictures of the Dutch hottie’s awesome bikini booty again today. So enjoy, because if you ask me, this is 20 times better than any postcard, and it still gets the same message across: I wish I was there too. » view all 12 photos Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Doutzen Kroes Made her Baby of the Day

Doutzen Kroes, Victoria’s Secret model just shat out her second baby, and I am not saying that because it is half black thanks to her choice in big penises she fills her Dutch model pussy up with. That would be racist and I am not racist. I am saying that because the birthing process is disgusting, far more disgusting than actual shitting, because it’s through the vagina, that is probably a mangled mess they are probably having a hard time putting the pieces back together on, the kind of Vagina the lingerie model will have to tape up to not spill out of her brazilian cut seamless panties Victoria’s Secret shove her in when her body is back in shape, in like 2 weeks cuz models aren’t human..and that’s why we like them…but we don’t like this baby making business…it makes perfectly good girls to masturbate to…boring, played out, and old fucking news…

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Listen To M.I.A.’s Vigorous New Track, ‘Gold’

M.I.A. linked up with Dutch duo The Partysquad for her latest track, “Gold.” The song, which clocks in at a very succinct one minute and 47 seconds, features a beat that is a provocative clash of incongruous horns, whistles, bass and electronic blips with a brief reggaeton interlude. The Matangi rapper’s lyrical pace is too… Read more »

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Dioni Tabbers Naked for Fashion of the Day

I am a fan of Dioni Tabbers. I don’t really know all that much about her, other than the fact that she doesn’t really have much of a following, considering she’s been getting naked for photoshoots for at least 4 years…at least according to my ARCHIVE …something I never assumed would come in handy, but that I guess does when trying to figure out what this Dutch girl is doing and who she is… I just assumed she was a hipster model from LA, but I guess she’s booked actual work, and really I don’t care if she’s getting paid, if she’s famous, if she’s making money, or if she’s doing big things or not. I’m just down with her getting topless and showing off her great tits…and I know..that she’ll end up marrying and pregnant with a rich guy, that’s just how pretty girls work…and if you were a pretty girl, I’d hope you work that way too.. THe pics are by by

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Introducing Hottie Bette Franke

For today’s installment of no-name hotties in lingerie, I want you guys to meet Bette Franke . According to my research, the Dutch hottie’s done a bunch of runway shows and magazine covers and a whole lot of other stuff you probably don’t care about. But here’s something you else should know: Bette also happens to look really hot in lingerie. And since I have a feeling you’ll want to study up on that, I’ll just let you guys get to it. Enjoy. » view all 12 photos

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Sylvie van der Vaart’s Sexy Lingerie Pictures

Here’s my favorite Dutch model/TV presenter Sylvie van der Vaart in a great lingerie shoot for Hunkemöller Lingerie, which I’m guessing must be like the Dutch Victoria’s Secret. And while I’m definitely digging the pictures (for obvious reasons), I don’t really understand the point of her posing with some weird mirrored ball in half the shots. Maybe it’s just a Dutch thing, but I prefer my lingerie shoots to be simple, and with as few props as possible. Even all these bras are a bit much, if you ask me.

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Even More Sylvie van der Vaart Bikini Pictures

Did you guys want more amazing Sylvie van der Vaart bikini pictures? That was a trick question, because of course you do. And luckily for us, the Dutch model’s beach vacation is showing no signs of slowing down any time soon. In fact, I think this latest set of pictures might be even better than the last two . Depending on how long this thing goes, you might want to start thinking about taking some vacation days of your own just to keep up. » view all 18 photos Photos:  PacificCoastNews , Fameflynet

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