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Green Horny Weekend: Theater Report 1-14-11

Big budget superhero flick The Green Hornet and Ron Howard ‘s romantic comedy The Dilemma filled up mainstream theater screens with non-nude cinema fare. But luckily limited release indie flicks Barney’s Version and Every Day came through to save the weekend with quality T&A. The Green Hornet Cameron Diaz keeps her costume on in The Green Hornet , so if you want to take the sting out of that non-nude appearance, go pick up the 1996 flick Feeling Minnesota . You’ll be feeling something else when you check out the rare glimpses of Cameron’s T&A at the 3- and 26-minute marks. The Dilemma Jennifer Connelly and Winona Ryder are showing de-nada in The Dilemma , so if you want to see Jennifer nude, fast-forward to the 1-hour, 26-minute mark of the 1990 skinstant classic The Hot Spot , where her mamtastic melons are on display on the beach. To see Ms. Ryder’s sliders, check out her one and only topless scene an hour and 50 minutes into 2007’s Sex and Death 101 . In this class, Winona has a C…cup! Barney’s Version Nude in theaters, Minnie Driver and Rosamund Pike costar in Barney’s Version. Ms. Driver keeps her minnies covered, but an hour and 18 minutes in, Rosamund’s rightie makes an appearance in bed with Paul Giamatti . And at the one hour, forty-minute mark we even get some bonus boobage from topless Sandra Lavoie . Nice, but where’s the X-rated version? Every Day Also nude in theaters, Carla Gugino stars in Every Day . She shows off her bikini body in the pool about 45 minutes in. But the real action comes at the one hour, eight minute-mark, when Carla gives us a peek at her bare butt getting out of the pool in her first nude scene since she turned the 2005 flick Sin City into skin city. Now there’s an ass you really could look at every day.

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DVD: Piranha Still Fun Even with Jerry O’Connell’s Severed Penis in Just Two Dimensions

One of my most entertaining moviegoing experiences had to be the full-on freak-out of Piranha 3D on the big screen, but I worried that the 2-D version of home video — even on Blu-Ray — wouldn’t compare. As it turns out, Piranha (out this week from Sony Pictures Home Entertainment) maintains its thrill-a-minute gonzo pace even on the small screen.

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Hacking Off: DVD Roundup 1-4-10

The first week of 2011 brings with a crop of DVD and Blu-ray releases ranging from TV box sets to reissues of cult classics on Blu-ray, to abog-budget Hollywood throwback movie that promised Lindsay Lohan but delivered a body double, Robert Rodriguez ‘s rackatastic retro revenge flick Machete . But we’ll still tell you where all the skin is. Machete Nude on DVD and Blu-ray, T&A-listers Nude on DVD Lindsay Lohan , Jessica Alba , and Michelle Rodriguez star in Machete . Jessica and Michelle keep their good parts covered and Lindsay uses a body double for her topless threesome with Alicia Rachel Marek 55 minutes in. But in the next scene, we do get a partial look at Lindsay’s lo-mams through her hair when she wakes up naked. And costar Mayra Leal picks us the slack with rack and crack, showing awesome T&A three minutes into the movie. But a body double, Lindsay? That’s ma-shitty. El Mariachi/ Desperado Also nude on DVD, the skinsational Salma Hayek stars in another Robert Rodriguez flick, Desperado , paired on a Blu-ray double feature with his previous film El Mariachi . If you’re desperate-o to see dairybombs, fast forward to the one hour, eleven minute mark when Salma shows sacks and seat meat getting nailed by Antonio Banderas . That will have you beating your pi

James Franco in Howl and 5 Other Favorite Movie Beatniks

While James Franco’s performance in 127 Hours has him on the likely-to-be-nominated list this year, his other real-life turn — as Beat poet Allen Ginsberg in Howl (out this week from Oscilloscope Laboratories) — deserves as much praise, even if the film itself was little-seen. The narrative debut of documentary filmmakers Rob Epstein and Jeffrey Friedman ( The Times of Harvey Milk , The Celluloid Closet ), Howl succeeds both at capturing the milieu in which Ginsberg wrote his most famous work and at bringing the poem itself to dazzling, cinematic life. So with Howl (one of my favorite films of 2010) coming to DVD and a long-awaited film adaptation of Jack Kerouac’s On the Road slated to hit later this year from director Walter Salles, here’s a few of our favorite big-screen beatniks.

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12-28 DVD Roundup: The Poon-ited States of Bare-a

In the last week of 2010, skin fans won’t be disappointed with the sexy selection of new DVD releases, from Violante Placido in the George Clooney flick The American to Emily Meade ‘s nude debut in Twelve . The American Nude on DVD this week, Italian eyeful Violante Placido shows her stars and strips in the spy flick The American . Ms. Placido flashes her guns in three different scenes, but we really get a dose of her dairylicious danglers an hour and 20 minutes in when she takes a topless swim and even shows some furburgerage through her soaking wet panties. The American is red, white and boobs! Twelve Also nude on DVD, Emily Meade makes her nude debut in the druggy drama Twelve. At the one hour and fourteen-minute mark, Emily bares her left boob as she gets ready to bang a thuggish-looking drug dealer. It’s only a quick peek, but Emily must have found stripping addictive, because this year also marked her topless boob tube debut on HBO’s Boardwalk Empire . The first one’s free Emily, but then you have to pay! The United States of Tara Season Two Finally, Toni Collette stars as a babe with three crazy personalities and two awesome titties in season two of the Showtime series The United States of Tara . If you’re looking to see Ms. Collette’s croquettes, skip to episode 14, where Toni will put the boney in your baloney pony when she reveals her rackage getting out of bed with her lesbo playmate Joey Lauren Adams . In The United States of Tara , you have the right to bare boobs!

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DVD: Buy Archer: Season One With Your Gift Card

It’s Dec. 27, and you’ve got a gift card for Amazon or iTunes or Barnes & Noble or wherever burning a hole in your pocket, but dither no more over how to spend it: Pick up Archer : Season One (out this week from Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment), since the chances are decent that you missed this spectacularly hilarious show during its initial run on the FX network.

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12 Films of Christmas: It’s a Wonderful Life

You didn’t honestly think we were going to feature 12 films from Have Yourself a Movie Little Christmas without talking about this one, did you? Clarence (Henry Travers), an angel who hasn’t earned his wings, learns all about the life of George Bailey (James Stewart) so that he can help the man on the darkest night of his life. George dreamed of seeing the world, but wound up staying in his small town of Bedford Falls, N.Y., to run his father’s Building and Loan company, lest the city’s crotchety rich man Mr. Potter (Lionel Barrymore) take over everything. George falls in love with Mary (Donna Reed) and raises children with her, and under his direction, the Bailey Building and Loan builds homes for lots of working-class people in town who never thought they could afford one.

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12 Films of Christmas: Gremlins

This selection from Have Yourself a Movie Little Christmas gives us a horror hit that forever changed portrayals of Christmas — not to mention the MPAA : On a trip to New York City, unsuccessful inventor Rand Peltzer (Hoyt Axton) searches for a Christmas present for his son Billy (Zach Galligan), and in Chinatown he finds an adorable creature known as a mogwai. The old shopkeeper (Keye Luke) refuses to sell it, but his grandson secretly lets Rand have it for $300. There are rules to be followed in keeping the creature: Keep it away from bright light, don’t let it get wet, and don’t feed it after midnight.

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12 Films of Christmas: Lassie (2005)

This holiday favorite from Have Yourself a Movie Little Christmas shows us a new spin on a classic story: In England on the eve of World War II, an impoverished Yorkshire family must sell young Joe’s (Jonathan Mason) beloved dog Lassie to the Duke (Peter O’T oole). Lassie escapes the Duke’s estate over and over again to return to her beloved Joe, who must eventually lie to the dog and tell her he no longer loves her so that she will stop escaping. The Duke then takes her up to Scotland, but Lassie escapes the Duke’s cruel kennel-man and begins the long trek back to Yorkshire, and to Joe. Along the way, she encounters everything from the Loch Ness monster to a traveling entertainer (Peter Dinklage). Will Lassie make it home in time for Christmas?

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Pass (on) the Salt: 12-21 DVD Roundup

With Christmas right around the corner, time is running out to find some stocking stuffers for the skinema fan on your list. Luckily, Mr. Skin has made it easy for you by rounding up the best of this week’s crop of DVDs and Blu-rays for holiday T&A, including Angelina Jolie in Salt and a fully frontal Tilda Swinton in the Blu-ray release of the arthouse flick Orlando . Salt T&A-lister and recent Golden Globe nominee Angelina Jolie doesn’t show us her salt shakers in the spy thriller Salt , but in the opening scene we see Angelina in her bra and panties as she’s being interrogated in a jail cell. If that doesn’t do it for you, you might want to check out Angelina’s naked appearances in Original Sin , Taking Lives , and the skinstant classic Gia , where she goes lesbo with Elizabeth Mitchell . Have a holly Jolie Christmas! Wall Street / Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps Out in a DVD two-pack, it’s this year’s high-stakes financial drama Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps paired with the 1987 original Wall Street . Costars Carey Mulligan and Susan Sarandon are the actresses who never strip in Money Never Sleeps , so check the first film to see Suzen Murakoshi bare boobs, butt, and bush at the 13-minute mark. Now that’s a good skinvestment! Orlando Nude on Blu-ray, Tilda Swinton stars in the Virginia Woolf adaptation Orlando , the story of an Elizabethen nobleman who is ordered by the Queen to stay forever young who turns into hot babe a few centuries later. The transformation is complete at the 56-minute mark when Tilda goes fully frontal looking into a mirror. Nice skinton, Ms. Swinton! The Matador Also nude on Blu-ray, Pierce Brosnan stars as a drunken, anxiety-ridden hit man who has to enlist the help of mild-mannered Greg Kinnear to pull off his last job in the 2005 arthouse hit The Matador . Mamtastic Mexican mamasita Azucena Medina puts the T&A in The Ma-TA-dor when she bares her butt one minute in and then goes topless on a strip club stage at the 17-minute mark. Ole !

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