Happy MAM-orial Day, everybody! We’ve reached the peak(s) of Mr. Skin’s list of the best celebrity breasts of all time, and boy the view up here is fine. Whose boobs did Mr. Skin pick as the absolute finest in SKINema history? Find out after the jump!
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Mr. Skin’s Top 10 Favorite Celebrity Breasts: #3-1 [PICS]
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Happy MAM-orial Day, everybody! We’ve reached the peak(s) of Mr. Skin’s list of the best celebrity breasts of all time, and boy the view up here is fine. Whose boobs did Mr. Skin pick as the absolute finest in SKINema history? Find out after the jump!
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Mr. Skin’s Top 10 Favorite Celebrity Breasts: #3-1 [PICS]
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Mr. Skin’s all-star countdown of the best boobs in SKINema history continues, and while these ladies may be resting comfortably in the middle of Mr. Skin’s Top 10 Favorite Celebrity Breasts list, there is absolutely nothing average about them…or their girls. See #6-4 after the jump!
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Mr. Skin’s Top 10 Favorite Celebrity Breasts: #6-4 [PICS]
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We here at Skin Central have a confession to make. We have failed you. It turns out that May is National Masturbation Month , a faptastic celebration of acts of self-love that we only found out about yesterday. True, every month is Masturbation Month here at Mr. Skin, but Dr. Joycelyn Elders was fired as Attorney General in May 1995 for saying masturbation is fun and something something. Anyway, we really ought to have been at the vanguard of this masturbation celebration- the comics uber-nerds camped out for days to be the first ones to see The Avengers , and thus should we have been the first to tell you you are encouraged, nay, obligated , to jerk off more than usual in May. But it’s not too late! In penance, we humbly offer up Mr. Skin’s Masturbation Scenes playlist , featuring starlets like Natalie Portman and Shannon Elizabeth flicking the bean as well as edgy Euro babes like Lou Charmelle (above) and Elena Anaya giving themselves real lube jobs with vibrators and dildos. So grab your lucky sock and some lube, fire up the monitor, turn off your phone, and celebrate. Happy masturbating!
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14 Days of Fapping Left in National Masturbation Month [PIC]
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We love Judy McGuire . Not like we “love” Krispy Kremes or girls who wear cutoffs so short the pockets hang out the bottom, but like we love oxygen. Or water. Or unscented hand lotion (the scented kind is just weird). In other words, we need Judy McGuire in our lives. Judy is the fantastically funny (and filthy) author behind Soft Skull Press’s The Official Book of Sex, Drugs and Rock n’ Roll Lists , which compiles everything from Ozzy Osbourne’s cure for athlete’s foot (cocaine, obviously) to 8 bands named after man-milk (Pearl Jam, anyone?). It’s a perfect companion for the nightstand, the knapsack or next to the porcelain throne- anywhere where a quick fix of hilarity would be appreciated. Judy is also a noted sexpert who dishes out advice for the Seattle Weekly ‘s Dategirl column, hosts The Mike & Judy Show with fellow Skinterviewee Mike Edison , wrote the compendium of nightmare dates How Not to Date , and gives a killer faux photo-booth BJ, as demonstrated at left. We talked to Judy at her home in New York City, where she provided her (s)expert opinion on Animal House , making peace between wives and porn, and which list was just too filthy to make the cut (hint: lots of lube is involved). More after the jump!
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Judy McGuire: The Mr. Skin Skinterview
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Did you remember to call your mom this Mother’s Day? Good. Now unplug the phone and settle in for our brand-spanking nude Mother and Daughter Nude Scenes playlist, the ultimate collection of hot Hollywood MILFs and their even hotter daughters. You can see the MAM-ily resemblance as stars like Susan Sarandon and her daughter Eva Amurri-Martino , Jane Birkin and her daughters Charlotte Gainsbourg and Lou Doillon , Lisa Bonet and her daughter Zoe Kravitz , and even Thora Birch and her porn star mom Carol Connors demonstrate the miracle of genetics by baring the family jewels side by side. Say “spanks” to Hollywood’s hottest dynasties with our Mother and Daughter Nude Scenes playlist right here at MrSkin.com!
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Like (Naked) Mother, Like (Naked) Daughter
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Tagged carol connors, celebrity movie, charlotte gainsbourg, editorial features, Family, family-jewels, Hollywood, invalid, jane birkin, miracle, the-ultimate, thora-birch, TMZ
Today is officially Administrative Professionals’ Day , so give your favorite office administrator a hug today (or not, depending on your company’s sexual harassment policy). This year’s theme, according to their website, is “admins, the pulse of the office,” so if you’re nostalgic for the days when the lady at the front desk was called a “secretary,” not an “office administrator” (or if you just saw it on Mad Men and thought it sounded cool), then get your pulse pumping with our Hottest Office Administratives playlist. Not only do these nasty note-takers take dictation, they also take…well, you know. Plus, give yourself a raise with hot office spanking scenes from Californication and Secretary (2002) right here at MrSkin.com!
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Don’t Forget to Spank- Er, Thank- Your Secretary Today
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Today is officially Administrative Professionals’ Day , so give your favorite office administrator a hug today (or not, depending on your company’s sexual harassment policy). This year’s theme, according to their website, is “admins, the pulse of the office,” so if you’re nostalgic for the days when the lady at the front desk was called a “secretary,” not an “office administrator” (or if you just saw it on Mad Men and thought it sounded cool), then get your pulse pumping with our Hottest Office Administratives playlist. Not only do these nasty note-takers take dictation, they also take…well, you know. Plus, give yourself a raise with hot office spanking scenes from Californication and Secretary (2002) right here at MrSkin.com!
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Don’t Forget to Spank- Er, Thank- Your Secretary Today
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You know what a Freudian slip is, right? It’s when you mean to say one thing, but another, altogether filthier, thing comes out of your mouth instead. For example: You might mean to tell your assistant, “Ms. Fredrickson, we need to sit down and talk,” but instead you say “Ms. Frederickson, you need to sit on my cock.” Freudian slip! TV news anchors are especially prone to these hilarious slips of the tongue, as demonstrated in this supercut from the humor website WorldWideInterweb.com . Keep fucking that chicken…uhm, we mean, enjoy.
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New Supercut Collects TV Freudian Tits- Uh, Slips. Slips. [VIDEO]
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You’ve heard of the Air Guitar World Championships , right? There’s even a documentary on them , if you’re interested. But you’ve probably never heard of the Air Sex World Championships …at least, we hadn’t until recently. Sponsored by FleshLight (of course), Air Sex is a form of, oh, let’s just call it “performance art” where competitors simulate sexual activity with an invisible partner in front of a room full of people. The official air sex website says that air sex must be done to music and should be “about” 2 minutes long, but ” unlike air guitar, there are not many other rules…The only important rule is that all sexual climaxes must be simulated, not real .” Good to know. Air Sex was invented in Japan (of course it was), and events are held all over the USA, but it has proven immensely popular in Austin, Texas, a town that really values its weirdos and which holds bimonthly fake facial-offs at the Alamo Drafthouse . Yes, but is Air Sex, you know, sexy ? It depends on the air sex-er, really. At its best, it’s an opportunity to see hot, attention-seeking drama-club types strip to their bras and hump the floor without the high cover charge of a strip club. At its worst, it’s chubby bearded guys pretending to make out with thin air. But hey, at least it’s never boring. See some highlights from the annals of Air Sexing after the jump!
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Air Sex: It’s a Thing [VIDEO]
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Tagged after-the-jump, air sex, editorial features, from-the-annals, guys-pretending, Hollywood, hump-the-floor, invalid, sexual-climaxes, simulate-sexual, usa
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