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Eliza Doolittle Ruins The Short Shorts

Posted on April 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I get that the eighties hipster look is in these days, I still have no idea why, but this crap is ridiculous. Here’s that chick I don’t know anything about, Eliza Doolittle , hanging out in the park in a retarded pair of short shorts not looking good at all. I didn’t think it was possible to make short shorts look this dumpy, she looks like a tranny from a eighties cop show. On paper this outfit would be pretty hot, but in reality it just didn’t work. Better luck next time.

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Danielle Lineker’s Tasty Grapefruits

Posted on December 1, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Danielle Lineker’s Tasty Grapefruits

If you’re like me, chances are you don’t know much about this Danielle Lineker bird, she’s married to some former footballer soccer player, but there are a couple of things about her that I really like. If you guessed her strange looking boobs than you’re one hell of a detective. I don’t really know why they’re looking like this, who knows how bras work these days, but I kind of think it’s sexy. It reminds me of strippers in the eighties with those hard grapefruit implants that didn’t move when they danced. Hot!

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Will Expendables Lose Its R-Rating?

Posted on June 9, 2010 by | Leave a comment

Sylvester Stallone’s The Expendables is supposed to be a tribute to the R-rated action flicks of the eighties, but according to Hollywood Elsewhere , Lionsgate is pressuring Stallone to revise the film for a PG-13. Dubbed-over curse words and fight scenes that cut away from brutal impalings? Now it’s a tribute to the USA network versions of the R-rated action flicks of the eighties. [ Hollywood Elsewhere ]

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Gary Coleman Has Died

Posted on May 28, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The actor passed away Friday at a Utah hospital. Coleman was best known for his role as Arnold Jackson on the eighties sitcom “Diff’rent Strokes.”

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Jessica Alba Wears Short Shorts…. Kinda

Posted on March 22, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It seems that really short denim shorts are going to be all the rage this summer, which is pretty awesome if you ask me because the girls in my neighborhood like to wear high heels with everything, so the thought of Jessica Alba wearing a pair got my attention. Unfortunately things didn’t work out quite the way I had hoped. Yes technically she’s wearing short denim shorts, but these are acid washed and far too big on her, she looks like she stole them from some roller skating gay dude from the eighties. Poor guy’s probably freezing his balls off skating around town pantless carrying his boombox on his shoulder. Not cool Jessica. more pictures of Jessica Alba here

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Jayde Nicole In Her Slutty Eighties Outfit

Posted on February 26, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know why I keep posting pictures of Playboy playmate Jayde Nicole . Actually that’s not true, I know exactly why I post pictures of her, because she’s got nice set of big boobs and she tends to dress in outfit’s you’d commonly associate with sluts from the eighties. The other day she was out in an old school Madonna inspired slutty lingerie combo and now she’s in some strategically torn leggings on her way to some douche club… Take me with you princess.

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Katy Perry Does Nylon

Posted on February 25, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s hipster dufus Katy Perry doing her hipster dufus thing for a photo spread for Nylon magazine. This is starting to get old. I think we’re done with this ‘Nouveau Eighties’ look, it’s not hot, especially when you consider that Katy’s got some nice big boobs hidden somewhere in this mess. She needs to get nominated for some fancy award she has no business winning, then maybe she’ll dress like an adult and we’ll get to see her sweet classy cleavage again.

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