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Eliza Doolittle’s Hipster Booty Shorts

Posted on August 23, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m still not sure who this Eliza Doolittle chick is, she must have done something to have the paparazzi follow her around, but she seems like she’s a bit of a weirdo. I know that the annoying hipster doofus look is in right now, mostly if you’re a skinny effeminate male, but women should look like women not some weird kid from the seventies. I guess it’s not all bad, she kind a looks like she just finished her shift at Hooters …. Without the big beautiful white trash breasts of course. I could go for some wings right about now.

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Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Justene Jaro Lingerie Shoot

Posted on August 10, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I think Justene Jaro is some import model. Here she is dressed as a hot bumble bee. She will make you go bzzzzzz, *Submit sexy, funny, interesting videos here Justene Jaro Lingerie Shoot Video More AmaTuna

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Hollywood Tuna’s AmaTuna Moment – Justene Jaro Lingerie Shoot

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Elisha Cuthbert’s Lame See Through Top

Posted on August 10, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Elisha Cuthbert was doing so well with her hotness, she got on that new show that may or may not already be cancelled, she did that sexy Complex magazine photoshoot, things were looking up. And now she’s gone back to the same old blah. Don’t get me wrong, she’s pretty, but I’ve seen high-school grads wearing sexier dresses than this. I think she’s given up, next are some comfortable stretch pants and thirty pound weight gain. Ugh.

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Victoria Justice In Daisy Dukes

Posted on July 29, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

There’s no doubt in my mind, Victoria Justice is the hottest piece in Hollywood. I feel guilty if I say anything perverted about her because she looks like the sweetest thing, so I won’t. But I would eat everything tucked inside those Daisy Dukes. And don’t worry, I’d make sure not to be rude and use my hands.

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Hollywood Tuna’s Bikini Showdown – Ali Landry vs. Kate Beckinsale

Posted on July 29, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s another battle of the MILFs: Doritos mouth-catching, former Miss USA Ali Landry vs. British babe Kate Beckinsale. This will be a very close match. I think Ali may win just because she has a very talented mouth but it could go either way. Make sure to vote by commenting your choice below . Round 14 Contestants Ali Landry Kate Beckinsale Round 13 Winner Ashley Tisdale defeats Gwen Stefani Round 12 Winner Carmen Electra defeats Geri Halliwell Round 11 Winner Elisha Cuthbert defeats Maria Menounos Round 10 Winner Jennifer Aniston defeats Cameron Diaz Round 9 Winner Fergie defeats Holly Madison Round 8 Winner Stacy Keibler defeats Anna Kournikova Round 7 Winner Kelly Brook defeats Kim Kardashian Round 6 Winner Rachel Bilson defeats Annalynne McCord Round 5 Winner Selena Gomez defeats Miley Cyrus Round 4 Winner Heidi Montag defeats Aubrey O’day Round 3 Winner Kate Upton defeats Megan Fox Round 2 Winner Julianne Hough defeats Lindsay Lohan Round 1 Winner Karissa Shannon defeats Audrina Patridge

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Tagged Cameron Diaz, elisha-cuthbert, holly madison, Hollywood, invalid, julianne hough, karissa-shannon, landry-kate, maria-menounos, star news

Eliza Doolittle Needs To Work On Her Look

Posted on May 5, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I still don’t know anything about this Eliza Doolittle chick, I keep meaning to look her up, but something more important ALWAYS seems to come up. Like figuring out a way to cut that one thick white nose hair that’s been driving me crazy. Just die already! Anyhow, here she is at some event last night wearing a silly outfit making her look like one of those chicks Max Hardcore would do disgusting things to on the internet. Look it up… If you dare.

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Eliza Doolittle Ruins The Short Shorts

Posted on April 11, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I get that the eighties hipster look is in these days, I still have no idea why, but this crap is ridiculous. Here’s that chick I don’t know anything about, Eliza Doolittle , hanging out in the park in a retarded pair of short shorts not looking good at all. I didn’t think it was possible to make short shorts look this dumpy, she looks like a tranny from a eighties cop show. On paper this outfit would be pretty hot, but in reality it just didn’t work. Better luck next time.

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Bad Movies We Love: The Girl Next Door (2004)

Posted on February 16, 2011 by | Leave a comment

Otherwise known as Your Honors Student Will Sacrifice His Livelihood For Porn . Holler, 2004! The Girl Next Door is one of the last horndog comedies to eschew parody and go for realism — but barely. It lives in a post-Shannon Elizabeth universe where the untouchable hottie (Elisha Cuthbert) has to be a porn star because all other options are exhausted/boring. How stupid! I’m game! And so is Timothy Olyphant, the I Am Number Four / Justified star, who plays a sleazy porn producer here. We hope to answer the following questions with today’s Bad Movie We Love: 1) Why do we like this scummy flick for oily masturbators? 2) Why is Emile Hirsch such an unconvincing loser? And 3) Most importantly: Why does Mr. Olyphant act like he’s still in Scream 2 ?