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Woody Allen’s To Rome With Love: How Do You Say ‘Neurotic’ In Italian?

Woody Allen continues his cinematic Eurotrip with To Rome With Love , which aims to repeat the formula of pitting navel-gazing privileged Americans against Old World locales with charming results. While it doesn’t go for the transformative magic of Midnight in Paris , will Woody’s Rome outing capture something special in Italy? Watch the first trailer below. To Rome With Love is comprised of four vignettes; one features Allen (in his first onscreen turn since 2006’s Scoop) and Judy Davis as a married couple; another stars Greta Gerwig, Jesse Eisenberg, Alec Baldwin and Ellen Page as Americans in Rome; a third features Penelope Cruz; and the fourth follows Roberto Benigni. While the trailer gives little away in terms of plot, it does provide a peek at how Allen’s brand of neurosis-comedy will play set against the streets and countryside of Italy. (Answer: Pretty much the same as it does in France, Spain, and New York.) Via Yahoo! : To Rome With Love debuts on June 22.

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Woody Allen’s To Rome With Love: How Do You Say ‘Neurotic’ In Italian?

Elisha Cuthbert Not Dead of the Day

Woah…Elsha Cuthbert pics are making the internet rounds…and I forgot this bitch exists…mainly cuz I don’t watch TV…or keep track of cunts like Elisha Cuthbet…I mean I’ve only done a handful of posts on her 3 years ago….cuz she was in a bikini with hard nipples and a bikini showing some ass back in 2008….and hiding behind a camera in a bikini with sheer pants on back in 2007….. I know people who know Elisha Cuthbert because she is from Montreal…which happens to be where I live and there are only a dozen english people so everyone knows everyone….Apparently, she always had an ego, always thought she was important, because at a young age she was cast on some shitty TV show and the second you put a bitch on TV it’s all fucking over, their egos inflate, they move to LA and get cast in movies…only to come back with their hockey boyfriends and happen to be in the same bar as me one night…unwilling to respond to my requests to grab her breast….That’s why I tried to organize a candle light vigil for her career at her parent’s house, cuz her sister was living here, but no one was into my genius concept…instead they all wanted to jerk off to her cuz she was on 24 or Girl Next Door or some shit…. Either way, I hear she’s back on TV, and here are her tits in some photoshopped photoshoot that erased all her hard living and the fact that she’s pretty much 30 and boring….but she’s got tits…and I guess that counts for something…and that something doesn’t matter…this bitch needs to get substantially more naked, more scandalous, cuz that’s what I think her career and your masturbation habits really need…not that I like giving you my advice on your masturbation…it’s kinda gay…but I do prefer when the pics I post aren’t this well dressed and put together and more raw and gaping…Goodtimes…

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Ellen Page Shitty Lesbian Kiss of the Day

Someone sent me this picture that is supposed to be of Ellen Page kissing one of her friends…and I have no idea how dude could decipher than this was the lesbian who played Juno or why he really cared, because when I watched the movie, I knew she wasn’t actually knocked up by Michael Cera, that’s dudes a fucking virgin, and even as a celebrity with all his fame for being the awkward dude, is still a virgin, I’m convinced….you know making me think she went to the sperm donor clinic, or bought some bootleg sperm off the internet to syringe her fucking self….like lesbians do…so seeing her kissing a friend in what could be a cry for attention, hasn’t got shit on the lesbian asshole licking and strap on sex she has with other bitches she meets at her knitting /organic garden club….which reminds me….that all lesbians hate me.

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Wide Open: Celeb Nudes on DVD and Blu-Ray 8-9-11 [PICS]

It’s a fantastic week for fans of classic celebrity skin as Mr. Skin’s favorite celeb nude scene of all time, Phoebe Cates ‘ poolside stripdown from Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982), finally hits Blu-ray. Also assy and classy on DVD is Swedish sexpot Christina Lindberg , up to her usual titillating, top-heavy tricks in the 1975 sexploitation flick Wide Open . For fans of the rear view, Natalie Portman provides a trouser-tightening thong shot in Your Highness (2011), new and nude on unrated DVD and Blu-ray. Also new on DVD, Ellen Page dons a skin-tight superhero costume in Super (2010), but she doesn’t take it off and, well, that’s not so super. In horror nudes, this week Australian organ harvesting shocker The Clinic (2010) slices its way onto DVD, and Frat House Massacre (2008), featuring the coed charms of Niki Rubin , starts Pledge Week early with a new, nude DVD release. “If I’m here, and you’re here . . . doesn’t that make it our time?” So says Sean Penn as surfer dude and perennial burn-out Jeff Spicoli in the teen classic Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982), and our time is well spent thanks to this perfect mix of tits, zits, and bong hits. Freshmeat Jennifer Jason Leigh serves up sweet stuff, getting a few cracks at the perfect tryst. And then there’s THAT scene. You know the one. Where Phoebe Cates steps out of the pool and unleashes her perfect pair to the delight of his honor Judge Reinhold and utters the line we all longed to hear from our high school’s Phoebe equivalent: “You know how cute I always thought you were.” The Swedish film S

VIDEO: Alec Baldwin Puts John Krasinski in a Yankees Bikini for New Era

Throughout the baseball season New Era has released some fairly hilarious commercials-cum-viral videos featuring Alec Baldwin and John Krasinski and the increasing stakes of their Yankees/Red Sox fan rivalry. The third spot has come online just in time for the latest on-field Yanks/Sox tangle — the teams meet for three games in Boston this weekend — and while it isn’t as funny as the previous two, it does feature Krasinski in a Yankees bikini. Photoshopped, but hey: still comedy!

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Roberto Benigni on the Set of Woody Allen’s Bop Decameron: His 5 Greatest Expressions

The memory of Roberto Benigni’s 1999 Best Actor Oscar win for Life is Beautiful is still a pleasurable, if slightly unsettling jolt to my synapses. Chair jumping! Hollering! Grand gesturing! That unmistakable air of horniness! More than ten years later, Benigni is exhuming that fervor on the set of Woody Allen’s Bop Decameron , where he costars alongside Jesse Eisenberg, Ellen Page, Alec Baldwin, and Greta Gerwig. Here are his best five moments of paparazzi-captured craycray.

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REVIEW: Great Title, Cool Idea, But Cowboys and Aliens Crash-Lands

The B-movie marquee title of Cowboys and Aliens suggests a picture that’s more irreverent, imaginative, and fun than the turgid movie that stands behind it. Rather than goosing the Western and sci-fi genres into the ring for a showdown, Jon Favreau’s follow-up to the Iron Man franchise takes a pretty radical structural shortcut: Replace the Indians in a classic, mix-’em-up Western with jacked-up, gold-greedy aliens. What’s most disappointing about the raucous but ultimately cumbersome result is the feeling — which only progresses as the improbable posse at the center of the film closes in on its intergalactic enemy — that Cowboys and Aliens may just as easily have been Cowboys and Zombies , or Werewolves , or Wall Street Time Travelers Venturing into the Past for Capital .

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REVIEW: Great Title, Cool Idea, But Cowboys and Aliens Crash-Lands

Check Out Woody Allen, Alec Baldwin, Jesse Eisenberg, and Ellen Page on Bop Decameron’s Rome Set

It’s nice to see to four Oscar nominees getting along this well. In new pictures from the set of Woody Allen’s latest film, Bop Decameron , the director mixes it up with his pitch-perfect cast including Alec Baldwin , Jesse Eisenberg (brother to Hallie), and Ellen Page. Don’t worry, Greta Gerwig, your golden moment is forthcoming, I’m sure.

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Steve-O Says He Should Top Justin Bieber For MTV Movie Award

‘Jackass’ star also competing with Natalie Portman, Leonardo DiCaprio and Ellen Page, and James Franco for Best Jaw Dropping Moment. By Kara Warner Steve-O Photo: Matt Elias/ MTV News One of the many ways the MTV Movie Awards distinguishes itself from all the other awards shows out there is the unique categories for which performances by actors, actresses and assorted moments in film are nominated and awarded. The is a perfect example. This year’s nominees run the gamut from cringe-worthy and painful moments to larger-than-life concert experiences, amazing special effects and being covered in poo. The nominees are: Natalie Portman for her hangnail moment in “Black Swan,” Leonardo DiCaprio and Ellen Page for the dream-within-a-dream “caf

Woody Allen Gets American Masters Documentary You’ve Been Waiting For

It’s Woody Allen Day here at Movieline! Hot on the heels of the outstanding casting announcement for his next film — Ellen Page and Jesse Eisenberg 4eva — comes word that Allen will be the focus of a new American Masters documentary from former Curb Your Enthusiasm producer-director Robert Weide.

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Woody Allen Gets American Masters Documentary You’ve Been Waiting For