ELSA HOSK is a babe. I’ve seen her tits before, but unlike my wife’s tits, I don’t mind seeing them again….we are at that romantic stage in our relationship where we can stand each other, and everything she does, even if it has been done before by her and other Swedish models seems fresh, new and lovely as fuck…It will never be played out….and until her shitty personality gets shoved down my face day after day until the point in which I need to avoid her and go out drinking with friends to just not be at home…I support her every move….not that I’ve met her or ever will but you get what I’m saying….and that is that topless pics are the best. This is some Mohammed Ali tribute photoshoot for those of you who like models who pretend to be boxers…while topless….
Hey Virgin Loser Nerds….here’s porno that is designed for you…even if not accurate to the Avengers you have on your bed sheets that prevent you from getting laid….it is Avengers XXX and it is put out by my friends a VIVID …more importantly this porn parody looks amazing! I know what you’re thinking, pornography is the devil’s work, at least according to a very drunk Christian man I met this past year in Las Vegas at the AVN awards, who happened to be in Vegas for unrelated business at the Gun show….He was the kind of guy who felt pornography tempted us to want to do bad things with other women, and that shit ruins families….I tried to explain to him that if he wasn’t a virgin when he got married, and if he wasn’t guilt stricken cuz he slept in the same bed as his wife before they were married, something he wished didn’t happen because it made his wife unpure, but knew God would forgive him for, and if he took his own advice that Jesus forgives all his followers, even murderers, he’d realize that fucking these temptations is fantastic, as long as you take a minute before you die, to beg for Jesus’s forgiveness…It works for me…cuz I’m not the weird oppressed angry drunk freak scared of getting boners….I’m the motherfucker with the boner looking for a place to stick it…. I figure if you’re on this site, you are a chronic masturbator, and this kinda thing nicely balances your porn addiction and your comic book addiction, two things that make your social awkwardness both possible and tolerable…. TO SEE THE NSFW VERSION FOLLOW THIS LINK
I have posted ELSA HOSK TITTIES before….and I liked them… She’s a Swedish 23 year old who knows and understands the importance of showing her tits to the world in photos because it is better than working at Ikea…..or Volvo….or whatever the fuck else those meatball eating skinny Swedes do when not showing their tits to photographers to help advance their careers as models by being willing to do whatever it takes cuz so many other hot girls are willing to do whatever it takes….to get ahead and establish themselves int the world…. But I’m pretty sure whatever she’s doing, she’s doing it right, partially cuz I like looking at her naked, but also cuz she walked the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, and modeled for their catalog this past year, pretty much the holy grail of modeling these days cuz shit gets you famous….but not too famous to show her fucking tits….I’m loving these pics….
I don’t know who Elsa Hosk is….But a little research tells me that she’s a model and she’s naked for fashion and that’s all I really need to know…because a bitch willing to get naked for the sake of personal gain is the only personality trait I look for….as you probably know by now…it’s the stripper lover in me…a little more research tells me that she’s from Sweden, she’s 22, she’s got blonde hair and blue eyes, she’s 5 foot 8, her bust is 31 inces, her waist 22, her hips 35, but all that doesn’t matter, cuz all you need to know is bitch gets naked for her modeling career which automatically makes her matter…any size, shape or nationality she is…
