Now that everybody is an Instagram model, I know it can be tough to tell the pros from the amateurs. But then someone like Elsa Hosk comes along, posts a naked selfie and makes the rest of the Insta-hotties out there look like a bunch of wannabes. So I hope they’re all paying attention, because Elsa just raised the bar. Along with a few other things, if you catch my drift. I’m talking about my pants region, just to be clear. » view all 12 photos
I don’t know who model Caroline Corinth is, but she’s doing some half naked bathing suit campaign for the very trendy and luxurious brand Love & Lemons….a brand all the instagram girls love for their underwear, dresses and I guess bathing suits….a brand I appreciate because they take piss colored photos of hot half naked chicks….you know like we’re in the 60s and shit is shot on film….or like some instagram filter called “High concept vintage modern hipster texture to give a feeling of nostalgia”…or whatever it is that inspires piss colored photos…a technique that’s also being applied to mainstream movies now…I accidentally just watched the I,Tonya trailer and realized that they piss colored the film to look like archive TV footage to make us really feel the era….we’re just surrounded by piss colored everything but unfortunately not drowning is PISS….because no girls ever pee on me. The post Caroline Corinth Tits for Love & Lemons of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Last week or whenever I did the last Elsa Hosk Post – I brought up a very important fact about her that I pulled from her WIKIPEDIA: Though the media often notes her striking physical resemblance and nominal correlation to Queen Elsa from Disney’s 2013 film Frozen, she has denied the character was made in her image. In 2013, the world didn’t know who the fuck Elsa Hosk was, except maybe a few agents and photographers she was sucking off because she knew she was hot enough to be a model….back when she was getting naked for photoshoots…because apparently…she is hot enough to be a model. She’s just exceptionally lucky that at 28 or 29 she still gets work as a model, thanks to not being knocked up like her clone sister Candice Swanepoel….as we all know there is no way this billion dollar corporation isn’t building women in a lab somewhere…ones that don’t complain or get their periods. STEPFORD WIFE the PROMO MODEL EDITION.. Here are her VS shots for Valentines Day – If this is her, I cant tell. The post Elsa Hosk Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Last week or whenever I did the last Elsa Hosk Post – I brought up a very important fact about her that I pulled from her WIKIPEDIA: Though the media often notes her striking physical resemblance and nominal correlation to Queen Elsa from Disney’s 2013 film Frozen, she has denied the character was made in her image. In 2013, the world didn’t know who the fuck Elsa Hosk was, except maybe a few agents and photographers she was sucking off because she knew she was hot enough to be a model….back when she was getting naked for photoshoots…because apparently…she is hot enough to be a model. She’s just exceptionally lucky that at 28 or 29 she still gets work as a model, thanks to not being knocked up like her clone sister Candice Swanepoel….as we all know there is no way this billion dollar corporation isn’t building women in a lab somewhere…ones that don’t complain or get their periods. STEPFORD WIFE the PROMO MODEL EDITION.. Here are her VS shots for Valentines Day – If this is her, I cant tell. The post Elsa Hosk Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
You guys know that I love Elsa Hosk as much as the next red-blooded Internet pervert. I mean, just last week, I called her perfection . So I’m not trying to be mean when I say I’m not really digging these baggy jumpsuits and stupid hats, and that she should forget about pretending to be a fashion model and stick with the bikini model thing. It’s important to stick to what you’re good at. It’s why I keep making dumb jokes about hotties on this blog instead of getting a real job.
Bella Thorne is some weirdo, aspiring weirdo, trying to be a weirdo, because she was robbed of her childhood when her mom exploited her to the industry….one of those Disney Kids who ends up dying of a drug overdose before the drug overdose…who may not actually die of that drug overdose thanks to the nature of media and the fact that people can’t just forget about you like you’re Dana Plato, but rather are forced to see you everyday you post pics of what must be fake tits in a bra, in your dirty room, like a bad girl, who the dirty room fetishists love, or maybe the dirtbag loser boyfriend’s love, because you can see the mooch boyfriend’s feet in the pic as he lays in her room, mooching…as mooches do…. When you score some lost, trying to connect with people, unable to connect with people like Bella Thorne, you move the fuck into her room, so that you can mooch harder and better…and hopefully if you’re lucky you knock her up, so your slacker life can be fulfilled… These people are really fucking lame….but slut posing, tranny jacked up face out of the picture, in stupid raver pants, is still worth loooking at for a few seconds, I mean what else are you doing with yourself. Here’s her trashed face… The post Bella Thorne’s Dirty Room Fetish of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
We’ve already spent the last week watching her and her boyfriend Tom on their spiritual rich person journey to Costa Rica..where they both humped in a photo on the beach, and she showed off her rocking fucking skinny girl body….I am a fan. Well now the Victoria’s Secret model, who I always thought was only a Victoria’s Secret model because she was a nude model and managed to scam her way in thanks to being hot as fuck, willing to get naked, a disciplined Swedish athlete….but who I guess had been working for VS for a long time, and we only noticed her at 27 when Candice Swanepoel got pregnant that the brand gave this one more visibility… She’s now in Vogue Taiwan…who I guess have their own issue of Vogue and based on all Asian experiences I have had, it’s probably bootleg, not actually Vogue…but just borrows the name because there are no laws in Asia…when it comes to copyright. She looks good, it’s just nice seeing a hot skinny chick get famous and get paid for being a hot skinny chick…especially in the current climate of the world that is so unfair to hot skinny chicks…giving the work to fat whining chicks…because it’s only fair in this SOCIAL JUSTICE run everything needs to be fair even though clearly some people – like ELSA are far hotter than others and deserve to be celebrated based on that alone… The post Elsa Hosk Tits for Vogue Taiwan of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
The weirdest Elsa Hosk fact you’ll find on her wikipedia is: Though the media often notes her striking physical resemblance and nominal correlation to Queen Elsa from Disney’s 2013 film Frozen, she has denied the character was made in her image. Which makes sense considering she was a virtual nobody in 2013…I mean, I guess she was a Victoria’s Secret girl, or just starting out as one, since Victoria’s Secret is really all she’s done, except apparently a few GUESS? Campaigns… The second weirdest fact you’ll find on her wikipedia is that she was a professional basketball player in Sweden, before deciding to be a model…which I guess is the natural thing a fit and tall girl would do… I just assumed she was a nude model, doing nude shoots, which has always been my angle on her, nude model turned VS model thanks to photogs she shot nude with, to encourage women to shoot naked pics, to one day be VS models too but I think she’s actually like a Candice Swanepoel, only existent because of Victoria’s Secret…they have a way of recruiting the pussy like masterful pimps… I like her fit as fuck, skinny as fuck body….it’s good while in Costa Rica being a hippie surfer…and I like the skinny as fuck half naked as fuck body and I’d like to thank Victoria’s Secret for keeping up this unrealistic ideal of women, in an era where the fat and the weak whiners are trying to ruin that dream. The post Elsa Hosk Skinny in a Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I could spend all day watching this GIF of Elsa Hosk smacking her booty on repeat, but I’ve got a site to run and I’m a professional. (Stop laughing.) So first I’m going to make sure to get this post of all the latest hotness from the Victoria’s Secret hottie up, and then I’m going to get back to drooling all over my keyboard. Enjoy.
So, according to my sources, Kendall Jenner was just named the highest-paid model in the world. And at first, I thought it must just be an April Fools joke or something, until I remembered it’s November. But that makes zero sense to me, especially when there’s actual supermodel hotties out there like Elsa Hosk . You really mean to tell me that discount wannabe celebrity is worth more than this ? Yeah, right. https://www.instagram.com/p/Bbn7cR4Apye/?hl=en&taken-by=hoskelsa » view all 13 photos
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