Jessica Simpson is always a blast from the past, you know when I started the site 11 years ago, and she was one of the key babes dudes were jerking off to…I think she was even on her TV show at the time…doesn’t matter…what does matter are these tits…. Nothing says K-Mart billionaire like a solid set of pretty exposed Texan Titties…the perfect level of middle american trash, turned country star the Christians love, turned fashion icon, just not in the fashion world, but rather in the white trash world, because buying two dollar size XXXL pants feels more glamorous when it’s peddled and branded Jessica Simpson… I am a fan of any girl who can be paid to get fit by weightwatchers, even after a bunch of babies and an eating disorder, when they are capable of maintaining them tits… Sure, she’s probably beat the fuck up, soft, sloppy, with an broken down pussy from babies, sex, being hollywood and overeating… But in a lace bra…in public..in black and white…she’s good enough for me to stare…but then again…I’ll stare at any tits.. TO SEE HER WITH HER BABY DADDY IN SOME PAPARAZZI PICS CLICK HERE The post Jessica Simpson is a Living Legend of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I don’t know who the fuck Emilia Clarke is, but I am going to assume she sucked dick to get where she is today and before the people who call me a misogynist for assuming she’s just a slut and that’s why her career is where it’s at, like on the cover of GQ UK, I’m not the one getting her posing sexy in magazines, I am just saying “Look at this attention loving harlot posing”…no different than a pornstar… I guess she could have a rich family that bought into her career, which is also possible…because those are the three ways you make it in hollywood…fucking or money or family connection or fucking with money and family connections…just ask anyone…I don’t event the way the world works you fucking assholes…I just observe it… Here are those pics…she’s from Game of Thrones by your virgin loser ass already knew that… The post Emilia Clarke for GQ UK of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Emilia Clarke joins Arnold in the skin-free Terminator: Genisys , so indulge your sperminator with Emilia’s naked turn in Game of Thrones . Plus, Katarina Cas will make you feel all foamy with a shower scene in Danny Collins , and Carmelo Anthony’s wife La La shows off her double dribblers for the first time on Power .
Thinking back on Game of Thrones Season 1, Game of Thrones Season 2, Game of Thrones Season 3, Game of Thrones Season 4 and Game of Thrones Season 5 … it's unclear if Emilia Clarke has ever smiled. The gorgeous actress plays Daenerys Targaryen on the HBO drama and suffice it to say the character is rather grim and serious. But Clarke most definitely is not ! The beauty stopped by Jimmy Kimmel Live on Monday to discuss a late-night Home Depot run with Terminator Genisys costar Jai Courtney; to talk about staying in a haunted house; and to break out a Valley Girl accent. Seriously. You must stop what you are doing and see Clarke speak like you've never heard her speak before. Fast forward to the 2:40 mark of the above video if you lack time or patience.
It's hard to believe, but we're already drawing toward the conclusion of another epic season of Game of Thrones. Thus far, season 5 has offered its usual mix of unexpected deaths (RIP, Mance Rayder ), horrific violence (We hardly knew ye, Barristan Selmy .), and gratuitous but welcome nudity. (Helooooo, Tyene Sand!) But this week's episode may trump all with a moment that many fans have been anticipating since day one. That's right – Tyrion Lannister and Khaleesi Daenerys Targaryen a Million Other Names will tall about how to be badasses together. It's sure to be the most memorable meeting of fan favorites since Homer Simpson guzzled Duffs with Peter Griffin, and we've got the first preview pic in the gallery below. Scroll down to check out that and several other intriguing photos from the episode titled Hardhome: 1. One Hot Wildling Brigitte Hjort Sorensen plays a “wildling chieftainess” in this week’s episode. We approve. 2. Jon Snow: Ready to Fight At first glance, this looks like just another photo of Jon Snow getting his brood on. But on closer inspection, the dude looks like he’s ready to grab a sword and get down. We guess things get real north of the Wall. 3. Tormund Giantsbane: Ginger Wildling Tormund has gone from random wildling with an awesome beard to major player at Castle Black. We can’t help but wonder about his intentions with Jon Snow. 4. Jon Snow and the Wildlings Jon promised to roll with some Wildlings and now he’s putting his money where his mouth is. Has anyone told this dude he knows nothing? 5. Tyrion and Daenerys Meet at Last Here it is! Tyrion, meet Dany. Dany, Tyrion. Now y’all get some dragons together and go take over Westeros. View Slideshow
Jeremy Renner and estranged wife Sonni Pacheco were already in the midst of the one of the uglier celebrity splits and custody battles in recent memory. It just got even nastier, too. According to new legal documents filed by the actor, Pacheco tried to extort him by threatening to leak intimate videos. Jeremy Renner and Sonni Pacheco split up in December, and he says she’s threatened him not to renege on his promise to help her get a green card. Renner claims she has admitted repeatedly to marrying him for a green card and financial stability, and is willing to go to extreme lengths to get both. Should he fail to pony up ample child support and do what he can to keep her in the U.S., she supposedly told her roommate, she’ll leak the videos. Of what, it’s not clear, but what’s deniable is that Renner is in the middle of a bitter child custody fight just months after their secret marriage was revealed . Their nearly two-year-old daughter Ava is caught in the middle of Sonni Pacheco’s quest for primary custody and more than $13,000 a month in child support. Jeremy, who has been sharing custody 50-50 since they split up in December, says there have been plenty of cases of bad parenting on her part. The worst? Allegedly, she left Ava home last year for 15 minutes, taking an Uber to a party and not checking to see if someone was home to watch her. Her roommate also filed a declaration stating that Sonni smokes and drinks and stopped breastfeeding because she felt guilty about drinking alcohol . Sonni also allegedly did coke on vacation right after Ava was born. She has not yet responded to Renner’s latest legal salvo, but if all that’s true … wow. 19 Shortest Celebrity Marriages 1. Britney Spears and Kevin Federline View Photo Britney Spears and Kevin Federline made it only two years. Which was by FAR the longer of her two marriages, but that’s not saying a whole lot. 2. Britney Spears and Jason Alexander Britney Spears and Jason Alexander’s quickie wedding in Las Vegas lasted a mere 55 hours before it was annulled. 3. Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian A mere 72 days after saying “I do,” Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian said “I don’t anymore.” Their divorce took 581 DAYS! 4. Jeremy Renner, Sonni Pacheco View Photo Jeremy Renner and Sonni Pacheco made it a whole 10 months. That’s almost a year! Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Jennifer Esposito and Bradley Cooper Jennifer Esposito was married to Bradley Cooper for 4 months before she filed for divorce declaring the marriage “wasn’t right.” 6. Mario Lopez and Ali Landry Mario Lopez and Ali Landry (whose claim to fame is being the Doritos girl) were married for 2 weeks before Ali was fed up with Mario’s philandering. 7. Jennifer Lopez and Cris Judd Jennifer Lopez’ taste in men is questionable. She and Cris Judd were married for 9 months making it her second marriage to last less than a year. 8. Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett Julia Roberts and country singer Lyle Lovett married after just three WEEKS of dating in 1993. They were divorced not even two years later. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Carmen Electra and Dennis Rodman Carmen Electra was married to Dennis Rodman for a whole SIX MONTHS. Which is 6 months longer than anyone else can put up with either of them. 10. Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock were married for 4 months. Guess he just didn’t have what Tommy Lee had. 11. Drew Barrymore and Tom Green Remember Tom Green? Yeah, no one else does either. He and Drew Barrymore divorced after 5 months of marriage and he officially became a has-been. 12. Elisabeth Moss and Fred Armisen Elisabeth Moss and Fred Armisen divorced after being married for 10 months. Moss scathingly blamed Armisen for the demise of their marriage. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Sophia Bush and Chad Michael Murray One Tree Hill co-stars Sophia Bush and Chad Michael Murray were married and divorced in under a season of their hit television series. 14. Jana Kramer and Johnathon Schaech Fellow OTH-er Jana Kramer was married to Johnathon Schaech for a scant one month in 2010. 15. Nicolas Cage and Lisa Marie Presley As one of the more bizarre couplings on the list, Lisa Marie Presley and Nic Cage were married for 3 months. She managed to make it TWO YEARS with Michael Jackson. 16. Renee Zellweger and Kenny Chesney Guess that tractor wasn’t so sexy after all. Renee Zellweger filed for an annulment from Kenny Chesney almost immediately citing “fraud.” Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa View Photo Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa tied the knot in July 2013. By September 2014, divorce papers were already filed. 18. Josh Lucas and Jessica Ciencin Henriquez Josh Lucas and Jessica Ciencin Henriquez were history in under two years. 19. Elizabeth Taylor and Conrad ‘Nicky’ Hilton Elizabeth Taylor and hotel magnate Conrad “Nicky” Hilton tied the knot in 1950, but lasted only 205 days … three months of which they spent on their honeymoon. Of her eight weddings to seven husbands (she married Richard Burton twice), it was her shortest. The End. Up Next: ” 19 Shortest Celebrity Marriages .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
When it comes to Emilia Clarke’s acting career, she would like to be the one holding the whips and muzzles, thank you very much. The Game of Thrones star has been voted the ” most desirable woman in the world ” by AskMen, but it seems our days of seeing the the Mother of Dragons in nothing but a blonde wig and a smile are as well done as Khal Drogo. Way back in 2013, there were rumors of Clarke starring in Fifty Shades of Grey , and in a new interview with The Hollywood Reporter, the actress admits that she did meet with producers, but she turned the role down for the same reason that we won’t be seeing the Khaleesi strip down on the new season of GoT: 9 Fiery Photos of Emilia Clarke 1. Emilia Clarke Pic View Photo Emilia Clarke is gorgeous. She poses here for AskMen.com, a site that ranked her The Most Desirable Woman on the planet in 2014. 2. Emilia Clarke Up Close View Photo Yes, this really is a photo of Emilia Clarke. She looks different than her Game of Thrones character, huh? 3. Emilia Clarke on Game of Thrones View Photo Poor Dany. Things haven’t always gone smoothly for Emilia Clarke on Game of Thrones. 4. Emilia Clarke on the Red Carpet View Photo We adore Emilia Clarke on Game of Thrones. Just look at her. Any questions why? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Emilia Clarke as Brunette View Photo We don’t see this side of Emilia Clarke on Game of Thrones. The brown-haired side, we mean. 6. Emilia Clarke Topless View Photo Emilia Clarke often gets topless on Game of Thrones. Most HBO subscribers have seen her boobs. 7. Emilia Clarke as Dany View Photo Emilia Clarke is best known for playing The Mother of Dragons on Game of Thrones. She is a total hottie. 8. Emilia Clarke Photograph View Photo Emilia Clarke is such a hottie! We totally adore her on Game of Thrones. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Emilia Clarke Picture View Photo Emilia Clarke poses here at the premiere party for Game of Thrones Season 3. She is very pretty. The End. Up Next: ” 9 Fiery Photos of Emilia Clarke .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… Emilia Clarke is simply done with onscreen nudity. “I’d done nudity before and was concerned with being labeled for doing it again,” says Clarke, adding that she has “no regrets” about passing on the role of Anastasia Steele. That’s all well and good (we guess), but Emilia has said she’d like to do a cameo on Girls at some point. Has she seen that show? She’ll almost have to get naked! Anyway, guess Emilia’s new boyfriend, Jai Courtney , will be the only one seeing her naked from here on out. It’s basically the biggest tragedy since Ned Stark lost his head at King’s Landing. Sorry, you get no spoiler alerts for season 1 stuff. Watch Game of Thrones online at TV Fanatic to avoid any more unwanted surprises. 11 Best Khaleesi Gifs 1. The Khaleesi Brings the Fire View Photo Emilia Clarke as Daenerys Targaryen. Looking hot – literally! 2. Danny Targaryen: Not Your Litte Princess! View Photo Emilia tells some dude what’s up. It was hard to be a feminist in the Middle Ages. 3. Daenerys and Her Pet View Photo The Khaleesi with one of her pets. Dogs seem pretty lame by comparison. 4. Danny’s Wedding Night View Photo Emilia gets down with Khal Drogo. Sadly, the actress says she won’t film anymore nude scenes. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. The Khaleesi Promises Justice View Photo Emilia promises to justice. As always, she’s a unique combination of hot and terrifying. 6. Daenerys Eats a Horse Heart View Photo Emilia eats a horse heart. Even covered in blood, she looks amazing. 7. The Khaleesi Surveys Her Kingdom View Photo Emilia surveying her nomadic kingdom. Looking hot, as always. 8. Mother of Dragons! View Photo Emilia as Danny Targaryen. She has three pet dragons. It doesn’t get any cooler than that. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Daenerys Frees the Slaves View Photo Emilia freeing slaves on GoT. So she’s gorgeous and compassionate. We’re sold! 10. The Khaleesi Summons Her Dragons View Photo Emilia summons her dragons on GoT. We’d certainly come running if she called. 11. Daenerys Targaryen Nude View Photo Emilia Clarke naked on Game of Thrones. The Khaleesi is hot in more ways than one. The End. Up Next: ” 11 Best Khaleesi Gifs .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
I don’t watch Game of Thrones. I don’t find the girls on Game of Thrones hot, but I have a feeling that there are a lot of virgin losers, I’m talking to you, who love everything about these girls, strictly because they are on Game of Thrones, and your whole love affair with dragons, and fairies amd all that other bullshit, fantasy, virgin loser stuff outweighs everything about these girls…and that fantasy shit is the reason you created a shrine in your basement, where you plan on marrying the blow-up doll version of one of these girls…because that’s what very very very lonely people do… So here is Natalie Dormer for SELF Magazine Here’s Emilia Clarke for Hollywood Reporter…where she announced that she turned down the Fifty Shades of Grey part because she doesn’t like being naked…which translates into Emilia Clarke doesn’t matter….but here are her pics anyway because I guess a new sexon is about to happen… The post Game Of Thrones Girls in Magazines of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
As a human being with eyes, and/or ears, and access to the Internet, you’ve probably heard that nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence and several other A-list actresses were leaked online this week. When the first semi-clothed pic appeared, it seemed like a bit of relatively harmless – albeit slightly pervy – fun. But as more shots of more actresses in less clothing hit the Web, we realized this was a gross invasion of privacy on a scale that we’d never seen before. Yes, for a time, this a-hole hacker ruined the fun of ogling scantily clad celebrities. Well, we’re taking the power back. There are plenty of actresses who willingly strip down in front of cameras, so we’ll stick to pitching tents over their photos, thank you very much: 15 Hottest Nude Scenes 15. Sharon Stone Stone bared all in 1992’s Basic Instinct. In the gallery above, you’ll find 15 of the most iconic female nude scenes in TV and film history according to nakedness aggregator site, Mr. Skin. There’s even a music video in the mix. So take a stand for online privacy by scoping out the consensually bared boobies in our slideshow. It’s the patriotic thing to do. And when you’re done there, feel free to check out Kim Kardashian nude in the gallery below. She’s taken the pre-emptive strike approach by showing us her naked body from every angle, thus making it pointless for any hacker to break into her phone. We imagine she’s also plastered her credit card numbers on billboards all over LA. Kim Kardashian Nude Photos 1. Kim Kardashian Nude Image Kim Kardashian is totally naked once again. This is a photo from British GQ. Stare for as long as you’d like, fellas. (And, heck, ladies, too!)
It’s been a hectic two weeks, but Mr. Skin’s new and improved list of the best nude scenes of all time has finally been revealed in its entirety. Hit the jump for more info and to see the Top 5!
