Emily Ratajkowski is alot of hype, pretty much because she knows her angles. Bitch is a lie. You’d be surprised at how shitty most of these bitches look in person, they are just fantasy, or lie, thanks to relatively decent, yet cheesy selfies and photos as they pretend to play model, in a properly timed era when that was a thing…and people fucking cared, before every famewhore on social media realized…that they could just do it themselves.. In more interesting news, here’s her boyfriend she likely cheats on had his fly down… Fascinating stuff… The post What Emily Ratajkowski Actually Looks Like of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Emily Ratajkowski is an instagram model who scammed her way into a couple of movies even though she can’t act..where she pretty much played herself and the producers either wanted to fuck her when she was at her peak…and gave her the part they new required no talent..but she’s mainly an instagram model… That’s not to say she doesn’t have a great body, even if the autheticity of her body, and I guess her lips are questionable…she obviously does, but it’s to say so many girls followed her lead and are doing what she does, making her a lot less interesting that when she started getting naked in photoshoots… Meaning, she’s on the decline, and she knows it, but I guess she’s been working on her ass, thinking “Maybe this body part will open some doors”…that will lead to her opening up her legs and / or spreading said ass for any job she can get…because no one likes to HIT big and hard…and dissipate to no one gives a fuck…since no one gives a fuck about anything these days…but bikini pics still get semi-noticed…so keep up the good hustle…it’s this type of bottom feeding and laziness that will end up with a sex tape…fingers crossed You can put a whore in movies, but you can’t put movies in whores, I mean I guess you could with enough lube if they were in DVD form…but you get what I’m saying…she’s crying for attention…”LOOK AT HER “…that’s what she wants… I guess what I am saying, since I don’t mind looking at her body, and really have seen her entire career as the first site to really post her photoshoots, even though she’s unappreciative….is that I hope for her case that the next movie she does is critically acclaimed and her performance is brilliant..It’s called “CRUISE” and is by the guy who did “The Wrestler”….because she’s at the make it or break it…fade into old, played out Lohan status…because people get bored…even looking at ass in a bikini… That’s all I have to say about that.. The post Emily Ratajkowski is More Than Just Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I wonder if Emily Ratajkowski senses that the end is near for a talentless girl with big tits…because the world just doesn’t give a fuck about her, she’s never done anything interesting that we could really get emotionally attached to, and in instead just an interchangeable set of tits, who will only get cast in movies, which is her objective, because the casting director is too lazy to dig a little deeper…and figure “she’s got a lot of followers thanks to her tits, she can’t be all that bad an option”… I am convinced that 2016 will be the year that the 1000s of other girls just as hot as Emily Ratajkowski, overshadow Emily Ratajkowski….because tits are just tits…when they don’t do much more than this…laying in a bikini…. I mean fake or not, relevant or not, talented or not, cool or interesting or not…that’s a serious fucking body…weird belly button at all…but it’s still older than it was, more tired than it was, as lazy as it always was, and we can just google to see her pussy, so why bother with her really… Because she posts pussy definition and side lip on social media – that I’ve been blocked on – even though she used to email me her photoshoots to post – unappreciative cunt – that’s why. The post Emily Ratajkowski Spread Leg Bikini Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
We always like a girl who a ppreciated the finer things in life, and nobody gets more out of a nice frothy load than these champagne loving ladies! Our Best Champagne & Nudity Scenes playlist will help you ring in the New Year with sexy shots of Jaime Pressly , Neve Campbell, Emily Ratajkowski , and more. Head on over to the playlist to see all the bubbly g als, and check out some of our favs below! Happy New Year! Hit the jump for more pics…
As long as she’s breathing, Emily Ratajkowski will remain in contention for hottest woman alive, and these pics from her GQ UK photo shoot are nothing short of breathtaking! Hit the jump for more pics…
Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley must be very old by now, but I still think she’s great… She just has this classic model vibe to her, she’s pre Instagram, and she knows it and can look down on every new model and laugh knowing their story is not based on skill or talent, but on sucking up to the right people….or other social media celebrities…perpetuating the lie that is their relevance… And the fact that she’s British and has a bitchy face, just makes me assume she can throw dirty looks at them when they are at the same parties, that Rosie ends up leaving because she can’t lower herself to their level.. I also like that she’s been the hot pussy in movies, proving that acting requires no talent, if you’re pretty, something you’ve probbaly known since Marilyn Monroe…not that I am comparing Rosie Hungtington-Whiteley to Marilyn Monroe, or to being anyone nearly as memorable as Marilyn Monroe…I’m just saying bitches have been talentless scams forever…I just like when they believe their shit, act the part, like divas because of their shit…especially when they look like this… I hate when girls are gracious, nice, sweet, or suck ups…I like bad attitudes all the time…the more they hate me, the more I love them….especially when they are having sex with me…because I can’t respect a girl who enjoys sex with me…if you know what I looked like naked, you’d understand… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Em Rat Cow is overrated and she knows it…she’s talentless and she knows it…she’s basically won the lottery and dragged out that 15 minutes for what has been a couple of years….all from getting naked in this SHOOT…4 years ago…check out the holes hole… It’s allowed her to book movies, campaigns, she’s even been in Vogue…what the fuck…right…a Glamour model from a viral video, that may have been paid less than 100,000 dollars and even if she got paid millions……it’s all because of her tits…tits that she’s still riding…best 10,000 dollars she’s invested in…. So she’s posting panty pics…because it’s so normal to show everyone your daily underwear…when you’re a prostitute in need of atttention….and her body is still rockin’… Here’s Sahara Ray Doing the Emily Ratjakowski, which is low level fame whoring, hoping that it works out of her, and I guess it kinda has…Topless for Terry Richardson….probably old pics, but I’ll post them anyway because I don’t know when these pics were taken…but I do know that I send her facebook messages she ignores like: Here are the tit pics… The post Em Rat Cow in Her Underwear Showing Off Her Vaginal Belly Button of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
It’s impossible for Mr. Skin to be everywhere at once, so sometimes he turns to his friends on the internet to bring you the latest Skin approved stories from around the web! Jessica White’s see-through dress leaves little to the imagination ( taxidrivermovie.com ) Emily Ratajkowski nude in profile ( drunkenstepfather.com ) Alyssa Miller is topless perfection ( egotasticallstars.com ) Tera Patrick naked with a bottle of booze ( boobieblog.com ) Jessica Simpson hits the town in a see-through top ( thenipslip.com ) 10 bold Star Wars: The Force Awakens predictions ( doubleviking.com ) Pam Anderson is naked and Hep-C free ( steakwood.com ) A friendly reminder of how hot Amber Heard is ( fleshbot.com )
Cara Delevingne is very fucking relevant…so I figured I would take the same approach as the lazy creative director behind this campaign who was like “let’s just hire Cara Delevingne to be in this shoot, she’s relevant”…to which the clients who I am sure paid him a lot of money said “that’s a great concept, but what’s the story, what will she be doing”…to which the creative director said “let’s just take pics of Cara Delevingne, she’s relevant”…to which the client said “genius”… The fashion industry is an inflated scam, selling overpriced rags, using overpriced models to sell those rags, for people who are obviously insecure, empty, or who have too much money to buy into…because what else are they supposed to obsess with, or spend money on…right? These pictures are so fucking uneventful, but Cara Delevingne is in it, and she’s relevant…and that’s all that matters in this selfie generation bullshit world… The post Cara Delevingne for Some Bullshit Because She’s Relevant of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Katharine McPhee is on some show called Scorpion…I’ve never heard of it because I don’t watch TV, but I assume the episode of her in her wet t-shirt came out recently…because the pics are circulating….and people are excited to see her in a wet t-shirt…wet t-shirts are a fetish…even when the girl in the wet t-shirt is wearing a padded bra…in an era of no bras… I think the most exciting thing that came out of doing this post was this creepy fan video of Katharine McPhee and her costar on the show I’ve never heard of ….named Elyes Gabel who she’s apparently dating…that reminds me that the majority of the TV audience are half retarded idiots who want to believe what they are watching…and don’t take the time to realize that caring about this shit, or believe this shit…is more depressing than their already depressing existence… Here she is in the wet t-shirt…because American Idol dreams come true… The post Katharine McPhee in a Wet T-Shirt for Scorpion of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
