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Amazing Police Video of the Day

Here’s a really hysterical Police Chase video…that I had no choice but to post…because it’s just so random and crazy….spoiler alert…the car drives by the dude recording its house….which I guess is a funny coincidence…if you believe in coincidences…which I don’t…I think everything is set up and planned by government officials…like we live on the Truman Show. TO SEE MORE VIRAL VIDEOS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Emily Ratajkowski Doing More Photoshoots Naked of the Day

Photographer Jonathan Leder has tempted the girl I love with all my heart even though we’ve never met…but who I know is my soul mate…cuz why else would I want to be inside her so bad……to model nude…and normally I’d be mad about a homie doing that to me…you know getting the one girl who has made me believe in the institution of marriage and lifelong commitment…but the truth is that I need him to take pics like this…otherwise I don’t get to see her naked…you know since we’ve never met…. She’s the future…and already getting naked…I expect great things for her…especially since she’s young and lovely….with one of the best bodies in history….but unfortunatley for her…those great things involve raising my children…. She’s the best.

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Emily Ratajkowski Wins at Instagram of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is the future of everything…and by everything I mean my heart…because she makes me believe in love…you know that it actually exists…and that there is a soul mate out there for everyone…who you can never get bored of…so long as you both may live….because she’s got the hottest body around and she shows it off nude modeling in all kinds of obscure low level shoots…all while making a name for herself…even though as far as I’m concerned she’s already famous..she’s the top of the charts….but more importantly she’s perfect….the only imperfect thing in this instagram pic she just posted is that her friend’s hands are not my mouth…

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Emily Ratajkowski Nude Pics to Start the Week of the Day

I am the most inconsistent person on the internet….true fucking story…when this Emily Ratajkowski bitch first dropped…I was excited…I thought…shit…this girls a fucking babe and she gets naked in fashion shoots…while trying to launch an acting career…that’s amazing….and so I started POSTING ON HER JOURNEY …like it fucking mattered… I even posted THE PHOTOSHOOT THESE OUTTAKES ARE FROM ….. But now all I see is phony LA bullshit….maybe I’m just not horny cuz my wife is hard breathing next to me and giving me the eye…. Seriously…Implants, Fake Lips….starvation…fake hotness that makes a bitch look like she’s morphing into a tranny… I still like looking at her…and I dig that she does erotica on her quest to fame and fortune…and I dig that her nakedness is all that is working for her in that quest…. But I think I jumped the gun…she’s not as hot as I originally thought…. But then again this may all stem from the fact she’s blocked me on twitter. I’m sensitive.

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Naomi Watts Pantsless of the Day

To say these pictures of Naomi Watts pantsless are really fucking hot and that I can’t contain my erection is a stretch….She’s 44 and like the unopened carton of milk in my fridge from 3 months ago, I never bothered noticing her pre-expiration date so I’m not gonna put her in my mouth now….but she’s still pantsless and that’s worth celebrating to someone who hates when girls or in this case old ladies wear pants… The fact there’s no labia takes away from the whole pantsless appeal…if you know what I mean….and if you don’t…it’s that she might as well be wearing pants cuz I can’t see her fucking papaya. But after referencing THESE BIKINI PICS that’s probably a good thing….

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Emily Ratajkowski Nude Compilation Video of the Day

Here’s a weird edit some creep made of Emily Raajkowski…. Emily Ratajkowski is some model who may hate me and has blocked me on Instagram and Twitter…but I still like looking at her aspiring to be famous tits..tits that she doesn’t mind showing off because I guess she figures it’s better than sucking dick in back alley’s to pay the fucking rent…..not that she has to pay the rent…but I guess with a body like this it should be put on blast. My friend told me her tits were fake. I used to hate fake tits. Now I don’t…cuz I fuckeed a whore with fake tits and realized when tits don’t morph into weird shapes when getting slammed…but stay firm and round…I cum faster…cuz I don’t get lost in the motion…like staring at a water feature in the park or some shit…. I don’t know if I make sense, but the good news is that I don’t have to.

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Creeping Emily Ratajkowski’s Twitter Account

You may recognize Emily Ratajkowski from the latest ad she did with hottie Sara Jean Underwood for Carl’s Jr . That was the first time I’ve ever heard of her and I’ve been stalking her Twitter account ever since. I hope that doesn’t get me in trouble, but a girl this hot deserves to have at least one creepy blogger write about her. So check out these amazing pictures that she has uploaded and then make sure to follow her. Tell her I say.

Emily Ratajkowski Amazing Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is a hotty. I HAVE POSTED HER NUDE PICS BEFORE CUZ I LOVE HER I followed her on instagram…only to be ignored by her on instagram…. I would write her love letters on instagram about holding hands while looking into each other’s eye, singing each other love songs, crying because she was crying, dreaming about her, and all the other silly things I say that most girls respond to cuz I like making them feel like disney movies….before being deleted by instagram… She’s amazing….at least from this angle…

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Emily Ratajkowski Amazing Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski Naked as Fuck by Jonathan Leder of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski is some barely there actor…who is luckily fucking amazing looking and has a rocking body that she shows off in hipster photos cuz these hipster bitches love getting naked…and I love looking…especially when they are built like Emily Ratajkowski…. I like her so much that I reached out to get her to model for me…on my dick….but she never answered….which reminds me that the problem with hipster bitches…other than dressing like grandmas…is that they are snobby as fuck…and only like what others tell them to like…even though that’s against their ironic way of life…unless that irony…is all part of it..I’m so confused…I’m gonna regroup staring at her tits.

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Kate Upton Boring in a Bra with Her Nippes Photoshopped Out of the Day

Like all dudes who once had a concept that got them noticed….even if it wasn’t all that great of a concept….or even an original concept…but a concept that involved hipster model bitches naked in the 90s being all wild and crazy….you know like some kind of documentarian documenting the wild and crazy life of hot, rich, young New Yorkers… that annoyed me but was at least more interesting to look at….who go corporate….the titties and the nipples and the vagina lips being spread into a puppet get traded in for photoshopping the nipples out of pictures of the most overrated tits in the industry….cuz surprise surprise…dudes like tits and make the girls with tits prosper….sorry breast cancer survivors Here’s Kate Upton boring as fuck….as boring as a Victoria’s Secret catalog shoot….all while wearing a bra….a concept you probably will have a hard time grasping…how can it be possible….you know cuz she has big tits bro….

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