They are the chosen people, so it’s completely kosher to play with your pickle as you get a look at Elizabeth Berkley , Phoebe Cates , Jennifer Connelly , Emmy Rossum , and Sarah Silverman flashing their fun parts.
Not only does Emmy Rossum really not matter, because she’s a low level actress who is hardly hot….you know the kind of actor you shouldn’t even care about when she does a sex tape…so doing a “panty” shoot for Esquire is hardly interesting from her…the only reason anyone knows she exists is because she’s naked on TV every week, assuming her show is still on the air, so maybe she has a few creeper fans, I mean we all do, even me….but those fans are better off looking at her sex scenes on Shameless than this boring Esquire shit because at least you can kinda jerk off to simulated sex, while panties are just fucking dull…this is like bringing a girl home from the bar, and making her dress up in a snow suit for you to get off..it makes no sense…bitch gets naked, keep her naked… Sidenote, she’s blocked me on twitter and instagram and that hurts my feelings…
So Emmy Rossum was out doing my favorite celebrity workout the other day, which is any one done in skintight leggings in full view of the paparazzi. I know I’ve called her a two-face before, but I’m not having that problem with these pictures. If you ask me, both sides of Emmy are looking great here — especially the backside. Keep up the good work. Related Articles: Emmy Rossum Because She’s Pretty Cute Emmy Rossum’s Hotness Got Under My Radar Emmy Rossum’s Sexy Shopping Spree Emmy Rossum Is Not Showing Off Her Boobies Photos: PacificCoastNews
So Emmy Rossum was out doing my favorite celebrity workout the other day, which is any one done in skintight leggings in full view of the paparazzi. I know I’ve called her a two-face before, but I’m not having that problem with these pictures. If you ask me, both sides of Emmy are looking great here — especially the backside. Keep up the good work. Related Articles: Emmy Rossum Because She’s Pretty Cute Emmy Rossum’s Hotness Got Under My Radar Emmy Rossum’s Sexy Shopping Spree Emmy Rossum Is Not Showing Off Her Boobies Photos: PacificCoastNews
Californication delivered more Tinseltown tatas this week when Meghan Falcone answered the door topless, then stayed that way to lounge by the pool. Over on Shameless , Emmy Rossum showed her awesome blossoms while a guy went down on her, and Stephanie Fantauzzi bared butt and left breast while mounting up on the same two-timing man. On Cinemax, Banshee provided nudity for the sixth episode straight with Kay Story topless in bed then some great butt shots while having a cigarette on the balcony, plus the compelling peaks of C.J. Perry while cocaine was snorted off of her bare breasts. Finally, there was no nudity on Girls this week, but we did get a sexy look at Allison Williams in her underwear. See pics after the jump!
New in theaters, Emmy Rossum stars in the supernatural romance Beautiful Creatures. It’s non-nude so head over to Showtime’s Shameless if you want to see Emmy go shirtless. Nude on Blu-ray, Helen Hunt goes fantastically full frontal in The Sessions , and the complete 8th season of Weeds has homegrown bush from Mary-Louise Parker and Jessica Kiper .
As Lena, the spell-casting heroine of Beautiful Creatures , Alice Englert makes it snow in South Carolina, but she was powerless to stop the weather from stranding her in Baltimore for Cinema Society’s New York premiere of the movie. Fortunately, her co-stars Viola Davis and Emmy Rossum were on hand to introduce the movie to a VIP crowd of New Yorkers that, judging from the discussion at the post-premiere party at Cole’s Greenwich Village restaurant, came away impressed by the film’s performances and writing. Although Beautiful Creatures is directed at the Twilight crowd, it’s much smarter and — for a supernatural teen love story — more realistic than the sparkly vampire franchise, thanks to Richard LaGravenese’s witty, thoughtful script and some excellent casting choices. With the exception of Rossum, the main teen cast members in Beautiful Creatures are not cut from the Team Edward, Jacob or Bella molds. Leading man Alden Ehrenreich reminds me of a young Bill Hader from Saturday Night Live with a dash of Jack Nicholson in the eyes and brows, and he’s got real charisma and range as Ethan, the book-devouring smart-ass who dreams of ditching his small-town life for New York City and falls for the exotic but troubled Lena when she transfers to his school. Englert, who is the daughter of Australian filmmaker Jane Campion , also does a great job of conveying the complexity of Lena, who’s tormented by the bitchiness of her Bible-thumping classmates and, yet, has the power to smote them all. She’s also living with the knowledge that, on her 16th birthday in a few weeks, she will either “turn to the dark” and use her supernatural powers for evil, or “to the light.” And yet, though Lena’s fate (and Evan’s role in it), form the core of Beautiful Creatures, the adults get plenty of scenery to chew. Emma Thompson and Jeremy Irons play two rival casters who battle each other over Lena’s fate, and their confrontation at a church meeting is one of the movie’s high points. Irons is particularly memorable as a sardonic, old-school Southern aristocrat fed up with the town’s shabby treatment of his niece. Among the boldfaced names that were in attendance at the screening and party, which Dior Beauty hosted: Ivanka Trump, Debra Winger and her husband Arliss Howard, Crash director Paul Haggis , Girls actor and filmmaker Alex Karpovsky, former Brady Bunch actress Eve Plumb and Dianne Vavra, public relations executive for Dior Beauty, which co-hosted the event with Cinema Society. Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
Agnes Nabuurs is some model who I didn’t bother looking up because I was too busy laughing at her name….because it makes me feel like I’m doing baby talk…or like I’m some immigrant store clerk or the Swedish chef trying to say no beers….but she’s in her panties for Vogue Netherlands….which I doubt is as prestigious as any other Vogue…but it’s still fashion erotica and that is my porn…all classy, misleading, filled with fake artistic direction and trickery to make money off smut…genius.
Emmy Rossum is the worst….I only say that because she blocked me on twitter….but also because she’s a garbage actor who only gets work cuz she’s gets naked….and now that she’s been getting naked…she’s established a fan base…and is getting legit work…and it only took her 6 or 7 years of grinding before making it happen… The moral of the story…don’t be scared to show your tits…cuz it can lead to a big movie deal….and if you need any advice just email them to me first…I’ll be more than happy to masturbate to them….
Gemma Arterton stays covered in Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters , so to see her fairy tail watch 2009’s The Disappearance of Alice Creed . Nude on Blu-ray, Tanit Phoenix shows her headlights and rear bumper in Death Race 3 , and the boob tube brings us Emmy Rossum showering her savory two on Shameless .