Hope you’re ready for a good, long cry , because it’s coming your way fast. Amy Krouse Rosenthal, if you’re not familiar with her work, is a bestselling author. She’s written several children’s books, but she’s also written a couple of memoirs. But her latest work could very possibly be her last work, and that’s because Amy has ovarian cancer and isn’t expected to live very much longer. The work in question is an essay written for the New York Times titled “You May Want to Marry My Husband.” Because this woman has been married for over two decades, and she is such an unbelievable gem that she’s spending some of her last moments looking out for her husband. See what we mean about the crying? “I have been trying to write this for a while,” she begins, “but the morphine and lack of juicy cheeseburgers (what has it been now, five weeks without real food?) have drained my energy and interfered with whatever prose prowess remains.” “Still,” she writes, “I have to stick with it, because I’m facing a deadline, in this case, a pressing one. I need to say this (and say it right) while I have a) your attention, and b) a pulse.” Amy says that she’s married to “the most extraordinary man,” and while they’ve been married for 26 years, “I was planning on at least another 26 together.” She then explains that on the same day their third and youngest child left for college, she and her husband went to the emergency room for what they thought was appendicitis but what turned out to be ovarian cancer. “So many plans instantly went poof,” she writes — no international adventures with her husband or her parents, no writers’ residencies. “This is when we entered what I came to think of as Plan ‘Be,'” she continues, “existing only in the present. As for the future, allow me to introduce you to the gentleman of this article, Jason Brian Rosenthal.” Yep, so let’s kick the heartache up a notch. Amy writes that her husband Jason is “an easy man to fall in love with,” and she knows because she did it in one day — on a blind date when they were 24 years old. Though she’s never been on any dating sites , she takes a stab at creating a dating profile for Jason — she calls him a “sharp dresser” with “a flair for fabulous socks,” she says that he’s “uncannily handy” and “man, can he cook.” She says he’s a wonderful father to their three children, and that “he showed up at our first pregnancy ultrasound with flowers.” She then goes into a story about how she had a contest in which her fans could submit ideas to her for matching tattoos, and whichever submission she picked, she would get that tattoo with that person. In the end, she chose a simple tattoo: the word more. Her reader picked it because she’d once written it was the first word she ever said as a child, but now it has deeper meaning. “I want more time with Jason,” she says. “I want more time with my children. I want more time sipping martinis at the Green Mill Jazz Club on Thursday nights.” “But that is not going to happen. I probably have only a few days left being a person on this planet. So why am I doing this?” She explains “I am wrapping this up on Valentine’s Day, and the most genuine, none-vase-oriented gift I can hope for is that the right person reads this, finds Jason, and another love story begins.” “I’ll leave this intentional space below as a way of giving you two the fresh start you deserve.” After that blank space, she closed her essay by writing “With all my love, Amy.” What a woman. What a wife. What an incredibly thoughtful, selfless human being. And now for those tears …
After weeks of rumors, we now know Kailyn Lowry is pregnant with her third child. There’s still word on the identity of Kailyn’s baby daddy (though we know it’s not Jo Rivera or Javi Marroquin, the fathers of her first two kids), but Lowry is no longer hiding the pregnancy from fans. The beloved Teen Mom 2 star took to Snapchat yesterday, and made no effort to conceal her burgeoning baby bump: As you can see, the bump is still in its early stages (no word yet on how far along Kailyn is) but the important thing is that she’s no longer keeping it under wraps. The pics uploaded to Snapchat over the weekend show nothing more intriguing than Kailyn engaged in some light home repairs, but they were quickly screen-captured and shared across other platforms as Lowry’s first visual acknowledgement of her third pregnancy. Kailyn has long had a complicated relationship with Teen Mom 2 fans, and the controversy of the past weeks seems to have encapsulated many of her mixed feelings. Fans were speculating that Kailyn was pregnant well before she was prepared to go public with the news. In fact, when she first commented on the rumors, she issued a firm denial in a statement to Radar Online. When Kailyn did share the news with fans, she seemed to do so reluctantly: “I am pregnant,” she wrote on Instagram last week. She added: “Please know that this was a choice I made. I already know some won’t agree, but I’ve been showered with support by the ones I love since I found out.” So it’s not the glimpse of slight bump that fans are excited about. No, it’s the fact that Kailyn is openly and proudly acknowledging the fact that her family will soon be expanding. Lowry was slammed on social media last week by fans expressing their disgust with her for having three children by three different men. It was a sad display, and it seemed to briefly get under the outspoken reality star’s skin, as she was uncharacteristically quiet in response. These days, however, Kailyn seems to be through with letting the haters get her down. And she’s back to displaying the sort of bold self-confidence that made fans fall in love with her in the first place. Amazing how much can be conveyed in a few simple Snapchat selfies. View Slideshow: Kailyn Lowry: Timeline of a Turbulent Teen Mom Life
If you’re a hip hop fan, by now you’ve probably heard (or at least heard about ) “Shether,” Remy Ma’s scathing diss track directed at Nicki Minaj. The Remy vs. Nicki beef goes back several years, but for most of that time, Remy was behind bars, not dropping bars. As such, the feud is just now reaching its long-delayed climax, and since Azealia Banks can smell beef a mile away, it was only a matter of time before she got involved herself. Not surprisingly, Banks is siding with Remy, and she’s doing so with the sort of brash social media trash talk that keeps her semi-relevant. Banks has feuded with Minaj in the past, just as she’s feuded with … well, just about every other working rapper, and now she’s reigniting the beef. Yesterday, she came after Nicki with a social media rant that ranks among her most unhinged (which is really saying something): “I bet nick will do something pussy and try to call the cops on remy. She’s evil enough to try and set remy up like that,” tweeted Azealia. “Soon you’ll be knocking on my door trying to buy pieces of your soul back. Lol KEEP IT UP. Give me more more energy Onika, I will suck you dry.” Onika is Nicki’s real first name, and we assume all the soul-stealing and energy-sucking references have something to do with Azealia’s witchcraft practices. Yes, Azealia practices witchcraft – sacrificed chickens and all. Naturally, Ms. Banks didn’t stop there: “She’s wants me to retaliate but I’m smart enough to never interrupt my enemy while they are making a mistake. Perfect timing,” she continued. “I literally just put her energy in a bottle. I’ll pull the bottle out and sprinkle it on one of the FANTASEA tracks. She added: “Thank you Nicki Minaj for the free energy! I will be bottling it up and using it for FANTASEA!!!!!” Nicki has yet to respond to Remy’s diss track, which means she’s vulnerable at the moment, and of course, Banks couldn’t resist the opportunity to get some jabs in. Unfortunately for Azealia, Nicki’s probably in the studio right now putting the final touches on an absolute murder weapon of a verse. And now she has more than one name on her hit list. The best Banks can hope for now is that Nicki will decide such an insignificant target isn’t worth her time.
Fergie posted a video of her in a fetish gear outfit because she’s a mom…who was once a crack or meth addict after being a child star before being a Black Eyed Pea… I used to laugh at her hard face, but Fergie is wonderful….and not a man, she’s just a strong woman and my highlight Fergie story is that I drunkenly held hands with her at an event I snuck into once…and I felt like our soul connected…I bet she was thinking about that moment, our energy….when she got knocked up many years later…because that kind of love is for life…and that was the proof I needed that she had a uterus…making me feel better about staring at her ass…without her face…still fit and juicy…and lovely…because it’s probably photoshopped or a body double but I’ll still stare…I just wish this was the 90s, she was still on meth and broke and looking for 20 dollars to get through another night – so that I had a Fergie was a hooker story….but I don’t… The post Fergie in Latex Fetish Gear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I love Emma Stern Nielsen……she’s a busty model who has been around for awhile, but new to me, even when I’ve followed her on instagram for a year and I have posted pictures of her – I still don’t remember her…That’s not to say she’s not memorable, but I’ll forget her in 3 minutes…because there is too much noise out there all I want to do is by suffocated by her massive tits – that are making a dent in the social media world everyone is obsessed with….but that I would rather were dented by by erection banging into them….because I am staring them…but in the next few minutes I will be sure I’ll move onto new tits exposed for random bullshit trying to get famous… The post Emma Stern See through of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I know I should focus my energy on all the younger hotter fame whores from social media…but I am old, find this more fun, funny, even hilarious, than the typical social media girls – all producing the same fucking picture, which I guess is ok, although boring, how many more average looking girls posing the same pose do I really need to see, when there are 40 year olds who were once on TV doing it… Give me the tired once successful in the mainstream over the girl trying to get followers so she doesn’t need to work an actual job due to laziness, even if the girl doing it is younger and hotter, the old doughy one has more psychological issues…and those have more depth than the vapid shit we’re starting to get used to as every slut is a slut on their social media….there’s just no mystery, while in Maitland’s case….it’s like what the hell is going on here…nothing but question marks… The post Maitland Ward Lubed Up and Terrifying of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian may be together and engaged . Or Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian may have called off their wedding . It’s impossible to know at this point. It basically depends on the time of day, the mood these stars wake up in and how badly they need to make crap up for their reality show ratings. But here’s one thing that cannot be denied or debated: Blac Chyna most definitely hung out last week with French Montana, the very same French Montana who spent many months giving it to Khloe Kardashian a couple years. What gives? Why are these two hanging out?!? And why did they simulate a similar photo – posing on the wing of an airplane – as posed for recently by Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick (below)? What the heck kind of troll is this?!? Chyna and Montana first sparked romance rumors when they were spotted together following Chyna’s appearance at 1 Oak nightclub in Las Vegas. But there’s no way… is there? Could these two really be hooking up? We’re not sure if the Kardashian Family Tree could remain standing if a Blac-French branch has to be added. Montana initially shared this picture on Instagram, writing “Young Legends” as a caption. Chyna then followed suit, adding it to her social media account and simply penning “Bruva!” as her affiliated message. In other words: the stars are clearly remaining mysterious and vague on purpose. They’re encouraging chatter about their relationship online. And chatter they are receiving! “Been there, done that!” one fan Tweeted. “Kourt and the Lord already did this! #copycat.” It’s true. See for yourself: Other reaction on Twitter was far more harsh. Here are a few of the more pointed responses, as people are growing sick of Chyna either playing games, cheating on Rob or both: This bitch is really disrespectful. She’s a hot mess! Chyna f–king you too @frenchmontana bitch got no shame in the game.. THOT all capitals… bitch got more miles than a ‘92 civic. If Rob took a picture with another female u would lose it. Show [the] guy some respect. U is a real lame shawdy. Late last year, of course, Chyna’s Instagram was allegedly hacked. The leaked messages made it look as if Chyna was using Rob and her baby daughter purely for financial gain. “Imma just worry about Dream,” she supposedly wrote to her friend Treasure, who replied: “Your blessings will continue! Kris [Jenner] will make sure y’all are stable… just stack your money.” View Slideshow: Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian: A Turbulent Timeline of Doom Montana, who split from Khloe in December of 2014, gave Rob and Chyna his glowing endorsement in March of last year. “I love the energy Rob is in,” the rapper told Us Weekly at the time. “That’s my little brother. But I love him… I mean, as long as somebody is happy doing what they’re doing and just working out, having a lot of energy, I love that.” Profound stuff from French. But that was almost a year ago. Time moves on. Energies change. New romances form. Do you think Blac is riding French raw? Do you think Montana is spending time in Chyna… if you know what we mean? We want to hear your thoughts on this pressing topic.
Dear Bossip , I’m a 29-year old mother of two children, and I was in a relationship for 4 ½ years with a man (not the father of my kids), and he has a daughter from a previous relationship as well. Our relationship was mostly good until we hit a rough patch towards the last year of our relationship. We were on and off for few months, and during that time we both dated other people. When we got back together we had a lot of trust issues and found it hard to forgive one another. By this point I had already invested so much in the relationship that I wanted it to work regardless, but no matter how much I tried he didn’t want to immediately get back together. Months after we broke up, he would come and go as he pleased. We were back and forth and it was very frustrating for me so I gave him an ultimatum I told him that he either wanted to make it work and we move forward, or, that I was leaving to another city to start over without him. He begged me not to go, but I left anyway because I didn’t think things would change and I wanted him to see what life was like without me in hopes he’d run after me. We ended up keeping in touch for months and talked about working things out. After 7 months I moved back, but upon moving back he made a confession to me. He said while I was away he tried to get over me with someone else and now she’s pregnant with his son. He said he still loves me and that he didn’t love her, and it was a mistake. He apologized for not telling me sooner. I was devastated. I cried and felt so depressed. I told him I wanted nothing to do with him anymore. I blocked his number, but 2-3 weeks later he was calling me from his job, calling me through Facebook, and calling me from a private number. I spoke with him a second time after many missed calls and he seemed really upset about his situation and begged me to talk to him. He said he felt forced to be with someone he doesn’t love and, blah blah blah. I ended up feeling sorry him, and I started talking to him again, but 2 weeks later he said the pregnant girl was threatening to hurt herself and he was going to be with her and that he cared too much about her and his unborn child to not try to work it out. SMDH! I feel stupid once again and a part of me feels that he may come back to me again and I really don’t want to be involved, but I’m so weak and don’t know how to let go. I don’t know what to think or believe. I feel so depressed about everything. I feel like life for me hasn’t gotten better and I’m tired. – It’s Gone Downhill Dear Ms. It’s Gone Downhill , He’s made a choice. He’s decided on what he’s going to do, and it does not involve you. Therefore, why are you depressed? Why are you mopping and crying over a man who clearly doesn’t want to be with you? Besides, he made that choice a long time ago when you broke up the first time. So, again, why are you crying and being depressed over him? Look, you broke up with him because your relationship had some problems, and because of trust issues, and his inability to commit to you. Then, after giving him an ultimatum to get it together or lose you, you felt it best to move away and hoped he would run after you. Welp, he didn’t run after you, and instead he ran to another woman for comfort and now she is pregnant. So, therefore, I’m not so sure what you are finding so hard to get over about him, and why do you let him keep coming back into your life? He let you go. He didn’t come chasing after you. He was able to find someone else to keep him company. You are the one who is keeping this rollercoaster of a relationship going with him. So, ask yourself why do you allow it? It ended because you both were doing your own thing, and you had trust issues. Then, when you decided to get back together he wasn’t so sure he wanted to be in a relationship with you. That should have been the end of it. But, you couldn’t let him go. You moved and hoped he would come chasing you. He didn’t. But, you allowed him to call and you were hoping he had changed. He hadn’t. Seven months later he tells you that while you were gone, and in order for him to get over you he met someone else and now she’s pregnant. Ma’am, he didn’t waste any time moving on from you. He found someone relatively fast and quick, and jumped in the bed with her. Again, this was the perfect time to walk away, and end it with him. But, yet, again you let him back and hoped things would change and he would be with you. So, you go back to where you started, and then he hits you with another bombshell. His baby momma, the woman he claims he doesn’t love and doesn’t want to be with, is threatening to harm herself and the baby if he doesn’t be with her. So, he feels it is best to make things work with her for the sake of his baby. Basically, he is dumping you and moving on. Now, again, I don’t see why it is so hard to let him go, and why you can’t move on. He doesn’t want to be with you. He is going to focus his energy and time with his baby momma, his relationship with her, and making sure his child is born. Ma’am, he’s made a choice. And, you are not the choice. Therefore, move on. Let him go. Stop this back and forth with him. But, the real reason you can’t let go is because you feel bad that you’ve invested 4 ½ years into this relationship hoping it would lead to something, and all you got is heartbreak, and him getting another woman pregnant. He didn’t marry you. He didn’t give you another child. He didn’t invest in your relationship. So, you’re wondering what is it about her that he is willing to commit himself and give his all to her. Why is it that she gets to have his child and not you? You’re wondering if he will marry her. You’re upset that it only took a few months for her to get what you’ve been waiting for 4 ½ years. There is no rhyme or reason. Life had another plan, and be glad you get to see who he is and how you dodged the bullet. Take this as a lesson learned. Always follow your gut and your instincts. When you ended it you knew it was over. You knew he would not or could not be the man you wanted. When he didn’t come chasing after you when you moved you knew it was over and done with. You have to grow up and stop this childish immature desiring for a man who keeps you hanging around. You have to be mature and know what is best for you. He isn’t what is best for you. Besides, why would you want to be with a man who is with someone else? So, let it be over. Stop going backwards. Move forward with your life. He is not the end all and be all. At some point you have to recognize your own self-worth and value, otherwise you will keep allowing him and others to walk all over you. – Terrance Dean Hey Bossip Fam, what do you think? S hare your opinions and thoughts below! 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After Lemonade was released, you’d really think any person with the tiniest bit of sense would think twice before trying to mess with Beyonce . But the Kardashian in-law and sometime rapper Kanye West, as we’ve learned time and time again, does not have the tiniest bit of sense . He has no sense. He has negative sense. And so when he went after Jay Z earlier this week during his big sad concert rant , he probably didn’t even consider the possibility that Queen Bey could come for him. Lord, what fools these mortals be … To recap, Jay Z hurt Kanye’s feelings and he told the world about it during a show on Wednesday night. He was upset about some “Tidal/Apple bullsh-t,” and the “politics” of Jay’s music. Kanye said that he and Jay recorded verses for a Drake song, but that Jay wouldn’t let Drake use them because Meek Mill is signed on his record label, and Drake and Meek Mill are mortal enemies. If it all sounds kind of complicated, just go ahead and check out the personal issues Kanye got into. Kanye West on Jay Z: We’re DONE, Bruh! “I can’t take this sh-t, bro!” he cried out in such emotional turmoil. “Our kids ain’t never even played together.” Yes, he vaguely brought up America’s princess, Blue Ivy, to make a point about how much they’ve drifted apart, and that just sounds like a bad idea. Kanye also referenced Kim’s awful Paris ordeal , saying “Don’t call me, after the robbery, and say ‘How you feeling?’ You wanna know how I’m feeling?” “Come by the house. Bring the kids by the house like we brothers.” It feels too personal, right? Like this is the kind of thing that should be shared over a phone call or even in a journal, not to thousands of strangers. And Beyonce agrees. According to a new report from HollywoodLife, “Beyonce is frustrated and disappointed in Kanye for calling them out like this.” “They’ve been friends with Kanye for a long, long time, if he has issues with them, he can call them up and they can talk about it in private.” Apparently, Beyonce “thinks he should be home taking care of Kim, not putting his energy into this kind of childish negativity.” “After all the pain and suffering the Paris robbery caused, Bey really doesn’t think the world needs them feuding.” That fits pretty well with what we’ve already heard from a source close to Jay Z, who claimed that “Jay can’t stand him,” and that he “doesn’t want that much to do with him.” The source stated that Jay “looks at him as this crazy, eccentric motherf-cker he can tolerate in small doses. Kanye is a nut job. Everyone knows that.” What a mess. The thing is that when Kanye feels his feelings, he really feels them, you know? If he’s happy with someone, he’s going to send them a wall of roses . If he’s upset with someone, he’s going to tell the world about it, literally. View Slideshow: 12 Best Kanye West Rants That’s just the way he is, and that’s the way he’s always been. If Bey and Jay made the choice to be friends with him in the first place, they should have accepted that as part of the crazy-ass deal. At the very least, they should be able to just shake their heads and go “oh, Kanye!” at this latest stunt. A Kanye rant is nothing to get all bent out of shape over. Take the high road, Carter family.
Monday night on Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood Season 3 Episode 9 , it became clear that Fetty Wap and Masika simply do not get along. Knock us over with a feather, we know. Not exactly news if you watch Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood online with any regularity. Nor is the fact that Brandi and Princess want revenge. Watch Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood Season 3 Episode 9 Online Oh, Moniece was on notice all right. And then some. In additional to people hating for run of the mill reasons, the 28-year-old is alleged to have filmed a sex tape in the past. Co-star Jason Lee claims to have a copy, no less, and Moniece has already threatened a civil suit against anyone releasing the video. You know, if it actually exists. On Love & Hip Hop: Hollywood Season 3 Episode 9, Princess Love met up with Jason Lee to ask if he had any dirt on Moniece Slaughter. Oh, s–t, does he ever … After she attacked Brandi Boyd, Princess was looking to get even, and Jason revealed that there is a sex tape of Moniece out there. Her co-star is a rapper she got down and dirty with after she had broken up with Fizz. Not that Jason wants to help her with her problems. Why? She hasn’t apologized … yet. So Brandi meets up with Jason with Princess, and he asks Brandi to bark like a dog to get the information. Desperate, she does so. Jason agrees to help them, and while we didn’t get to see any of the alleged sex tape, we do see him discuss it with Fizz and Moniece. Who did she make it with? Jason Lee has also claimed that the 28-year old Moniece got knocked up by NBA star Shaquille O’Neal in 2012 while he was still married. Moniece admits that she had a brief relationship with Shaq, she denies the allegations and says that the pregnancy story does not add up. On Instagram, she clapped back at Jason Lee, saying he is on a mission to destroy her. Slaughter went off on a self-righteous tirade: “Sad day when you’ve done literally nothing to an individual. A man at that. And he makes it his mission to do what he thinks is destroying you.” “But ultimately will damage the one individual who has nothing to do with any of it. My child. And if it weren’t for that, I’d let them keep it up.” Deep stuff. She also said of the Shaq rumors: “Let me make it clear condoms. An iud. And a vasectomy make pregnancy impossible.” “Meeting him in 2012 makes it impossible during a marriage,” she tweeted, as a follow-up. “SO STOP ASKING ME.” Slaughter has no shortage of enemies following a season that also featured her attacking Princess by claiming that she slept with Ray J. The midseason trailer for Love and Hip Hop Hollywood shows Ray J, Princess, and Jason Lee watching the alleged sex tape, as well. Could it all be a huge ratings ruse? Or a much less interesting version of the Ray J and Kim Kardashian sex tape? Stay tuned. View Slideshow: 23 Celebrities Who Are Also Amateur Porn Stars
