Forget deleting your history, you’re probably going to want to go ahead and flush your entire computer down the toilet if you’re not careful with this latest photoshoot from teenage troublemaker Kylie Jenner . I know Kylie’s only 17, but I swear she’s sent more men to jail than a Texas judge. So don’t be a statistic and just move it along, if you know what’s good for you.
Earlier this week, Scott Disick checked into rehab for what some claim is his fifth attempt at getting sober through in-patient care. Yes, Scott has a long history of bailing on rehab , but sources close to the reality star say that he appeared to be serious about getting off the sauce this time. In fact Scott went all the way to Costa Rica for a bizarre experimental treatment involving hallucinogenic plants that he hoped would be more effective than the traditional approaches he had tried in the past. When you look at his past, it’s not hard to see why Scott would pursue such an unusual treatment (one that still allows him to get effed-up) in such a remote location. Last summer, Scott nearly died of alcohol poisoning after a particularly epic bender. As you might expect, he checked into rehab shortly thereafter. He checked out of rehab after less than a day of rehab. But that’s not even the record-holder for Scott’s shortest stint in rehab. No, that title goes to Scott’s stint in a luxury treatment facility in Malibu, where he checked in for a four-week stay…and bolted after just 12 hours. Friends, family, and even Scott’s doctors are concerned that he’ll repeat the pattern this time, as he’s reportedly already bragged that he’ll be home on a matter of days. “Scott needs to be in rehab for at least 90 days,” says one source. “The fact that he is boasting that he’ll be back in less than a week is very, very concerning.” 11 Times Scott Disick Was a Douche 1. When He Ragged on Kim’s Marriage View Photo Lord Disick often says what we’re thinking. Especially when he’s ragging on his baby mama’s clueless sisters. 2. When He Took Kim Down a Peg View Photo Scott ragging on Kim might be the best part of the Kardashian reality shows. Every time she acts like it’s the first time she’s ever been put in her place. 3. When He Read Kourtney’s Mind View Photo Kourtney can be a tad predictable at times. No one’s better at pointing this out than Scott. 4. That Other Time He Took Kim Down a Peg View Photo Kim might lead a wildly interesting life, but she doesn’t have the personality to match. Leave it to Scott to point that out on national TV. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. When He Burned Kendall Jenner Scott doesn’t limit himself to being a douche on TV. His attacks on the Jenner sisters make Twitter a better place to be. 6. When He Pointed Out That Kris Jenner is Awful Scott might be a douche, but Kris Jenner is the worst. Fortunately, Scott’s more than happy to point that out. 7. When He Made Fun of Kourtney’s Clothes View Photo The worst thing you can do to a Kardashian is mock her clothes. Naturally, Scott takes every opportunity to do so. 8. When He Mocked Rob’s Socks View Photo Despite all of his wealth and connections, Rob Kardashian chose to design socks for a living. Scott is happy to point out how ridiculous this is. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. When He Tried to be Down With the Hood View Photo Scott even takes the occasional shot at himself. Here, he sarcastically analyzes his relationship with “the hood.” 10. When He Mocked Kim Yet Again View Photo Scott is relentless when it comes to the most famous Kardashian. And we love every second of it, 11. And of Course, When He Made Fun of the Entire Family View Photo No one mocks the Kardashian-Jenner clan quite Scott. All hail Lord Disick! The End. Up Next: ” 11 Times Scott Disick Was a Douche .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
You may want to sit down for this: There are nude photos of Kim Kardashian on the Internet! We know; you’re shocked, but this is the world we live in now and you’re just gonna have to accept it. Okay, sarcasm aside, the latest Kim nudes started popping on Kanye West’s Twitter feed about an hour ago. We’ve posted them below so that you can enjoy the sight of Kim’s naked form for the 4 millionth time without having your eyes assaulted by a bunch of Yeezy’s all-caps rants about sweat pants. Kim Kardashian: Nude on Twitter 1. Kim Kardashian: Topless on Twitter! View Photo Kanye West tweeted a bunch of nude photos of Kim Kardashian today. Because if there’s one thing the Internet was lacking, it was naked pics of Kim K! 2. Kim Kardashian Topless Pic View Photo The latest Kim topless photo. We know it’s nothing you haven’t seen before, but some things never get old! 3. Kim Kardashian: Boobs on Twitter View Photo No one does social media nudity quite like Kim. This is one of many nudes her husband recently tweeted. 4. Kim Kardashian: Full-Body Nude View Photo Kim’s on a mission to see how many different nude poses the body can pull off. By our count, this is number 4,000,008. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Kim Kardashian: Nude in Black and White View Photo Kim brings a certain artsiness to her nude photos. Or at least she wants us to think she does. 6. Kim Kardashian: Naked on a Computer Screen View Photo Here’s Kim nude on a computer screen with a bad glare. We guess this is her idea of “artsy.” The End. Up Next: ” Kim Kardashian: Nude on Twitter .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly… Season 10 of Keeping Up With the Kardashians premiered last night, and Kim reached 30 million Twitter followers today, so Kanye decided to congratulate her by being all, “Hey, here’s what you look like naked!” Actually, his exact words were, “CONGRATS BABY ON 30 MILLION TWITTER FOLLOWERS!!!” Then he said “SWISH” a bunch of times in a row, because Kanye probably thinks he’s influential enough to bring that word back. Considering Kim’s sex tape took her from Paris Hilton’s big-bootied BFF to cultural force to be reckoned with, we suppose it’s fitting that ‘Ye chose to celebrate his wife’s latest milestone with an avalanche of nudity, but couldn’t he have switched it up a bit? At this point, he’s just flooding the market with Kim’s giant boobs . It’s not enough that the two of them have sex 500 times a day , now he wants to see her gargantuan butt all over his social media pages too? This dude’s got the worst known case of Badokadonk Fever. Somewhere, Ray J is planning an intervention. 22 Photos of Kim Kardashian Actually Wearing Clothes 1. Kim Klose Up View Photo See?!? Kim Kardashian isn’t ALWAYS naked, people! She does throw on some layer on occasion. 2. Kimye in Utah View Photo Kim Kardashian rocks some fur while skiing in Utah with Kanye West. Or at least while pausing to take a photo on top of a mountain in Utah. 3. No Makeup on Kim Kardashian View Photo Who needs to wear makeup? Not Kim Kardashian in this fresh-faced selfie! 4. Kim Kardashian Australian Vogue Cover View Photo Looking good, Kim Kardashian! The sex tape star covers this issue of Australian Vogue. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Kim Kardashian Poses in LA View Photo Kim Kardashian shows off her cleavage in this red carpet photo. She really likes to do that, not that we object. 6. A Smooch for North View Photo So cute! Kim Kardashian plants a kiss on daughter North West in this adorable Instagram image. 7. Kim Kardashian, Kanye West Balmain Ad View Photo Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are all over each other. And all over Balmain’s new spring menswear ad campaign. 8. Kim and Part of Nori View Photo This is a photo of Kim Kardashian and daughter North West. Sort of. The latter has mostly been cropped out for some reason. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Kim Kardashian Loves Herself View Photo Another day, another Kim Kardashian selfie. She really loves to snap photos of herself. 10. Kim Kardashian Snapshot View Photo Did you ever notice that Kim Kardashian has large breasts? It’s true! Look at this top that she’s wearing. 11. Kim Kardashian at the Jersey Shore View Photo Reality star and professional celebrity Kim Kardashian at the Jersey Shore, with the goofy Snooki-style glasses to really look the part. 12. Kim Kardashian and Her Large Breasts View Photo Hi there, giant breasts! Kim Kardashian flaunts her boobs for this cover of Elle UK. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Kim Kardashian Elle UK Cover View Photo Kim Kardashian covers this issue of Elle UK. Surprisingly, she’s fully dressed while doing so. 14. Kim Kardashian for Fleur Fatale View Photo Kim Kardashian has come out with her SEVENTH fragrance. She poses here in promotion of Fleur Fatale. 15. Kim Kardashian and Daughter North View Photo Kim Kardashian and daughter North get all serious for this photo. Kim says it’s how they come across when faced with the paparazzi. 16. Kim Kardashian as a Skelton View Photo Kim Kardashian rocks a skeleton costume for Halloween in this photo. What do you think of it? Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Kim Kardashian Accentuates Breasts View Photo Did you ever notice that Kim Kardashian has very big boobs? She shows them off in this shirt. 18. Honoring North West View Photo Check out this bling on Kim Kardashian! Yes, those rings spell out the name of her daughter, North West. 19. Kim, Kanye and North in Paris View Photo The Kardashian-Wests all attended a runway in Paris this week. Yes, including little Nori. 20. Kim Kardashian and Koala View Photo Kim Kardashian cuddles with a koala in this photo. He doesn’t look happy to be held by the star. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 21. Kim Kardashian is Popular View Photo This is the life for Kim Kardashian. She is often surrounded by people and cell phones. 22. Kim Gets Glammed View Photo Kim Kardashian is getting all glammed up in this Facebook photo. But she’s also playing mother to little North West. The End. Up Next: ” 22 Photos of Kim Kardashian Actually Wearing Clothes .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Last night, Season 10 Episode 1 of Keeping Up With the Kardashians brought in some of the show’s highest ratings ever. To celebrate, every member of the family is doing what he or she does best: Kanye is tweeting nude photos of Kim ; Kendall is trying to maintain a shred of dignity; and Scott is getting loaded and acting like an idiot. No, this isn’t the story about Scott getting sued for showing up drunk to a paid appearance. That was last week. This week, Scott showed up relatively sober for a gig in Atlantic City, then proceeded to get so hammered he lost his shoes. Here’s some footage from the evening to give you an idea of how turnt up Scott was early in the night. He starts screaming about his genitals around the 1:50 mark. Scott Disick: Drunk in the Club Things went downhill from there, and TMZ is reporting that Scott was found stumbling around the lobby of the Harrah’s Resort at 8 am Sunday morning. Sources say Disick was barefoot and babbling and had to be escorted back to his room by security. Later that same day, hotel staff had to hunt Scott down again, after he missed his checkout time by six hours, and they were unable to wake him by phone. He proceeded to miss his flight out of town, but somehow managed to make it to Chicago for another appearance (and more partying) on Sunday night. No word on how Kourtney Kardashian feels about the father of her three children behaving this way, but we’re guessing she made another empty threat to leave Scott if he doesn’t quit drinking . 11 Times Scott Disick Was a Douche 1. When He Ragged on Kim’s Marriage View Photo Lord Disick often says what we’re thinking. Especially when he’s ragging on his baby mama’s clueless sisters. 2. When He Took Kim Down a Peg View Photo Scott ragging on Kim might be the best part of the Kardashian reality shows. Every time she acts like it’s the first time she’s ever been put in her place. 3. When He Read Kourtney’s Mind View Photo Kourtney can be a tad predictable at times. No one’s better at pointing this out than Scott. 4. That Other Time He Took Kim Down a Peg View Photo Kim might lead a wildly interesting life, but she doesn’t have the personality to match. Leave it to Scott to point that out on national TV. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. When He Burned Kendall Jenner Scott doesn’t limit himself to being a douche on TV. His attacks on the Jenner sisters make Twitter a better place to be. 6. When He Pointed Out That Kris Jenner is Awful Scott might be a douche, but Kris Jenner is the worst. Fortunately, Scott’s more than happy to point that out. 7. When He Made Fun of Kourtney’s Clothes View Photo The worst thing you can do to a Kardashian is mock her clothes. Naturally, Scott takes every opportunity to do so. 8. When He Mocked Rob’s Socks View Photo Despite all of his wealth and connections, Rob Kardashian chose to design socks for a living. Scott is happy to point out how ridiculous this is. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. When He Tried to be Down With the Hood View Photo Scott even takes the occasional shot at himself. Here, he sarcastically analyzes his relationship with “the hood.” 10. When He Mocked Kim Yet Again View Photo Scott is relentless when it comes to the most famous Kardashian. And we love every second of it, 11. And of Course, When He Made Fun of the Entire Family View Photo No one mocks the Kardashian-Jenner clan quite Scott. All hail Lord Disick! The End. Up Next: ” 11 Times Scott Disick Was a Douche .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Well, that didn’t take long. Moments ago, we reported that Scott Disick was found drunk and barefoot in the lobby of an Atlantic City hotel on Sunday morning. Now, several outlets are reporting that Disick has checked into a rehab facility in Costa Rica to be treated for alcohol addiction. In a statement released by his publicist, Disick is quoted as saying, “I realize my issues are bigger than me and I am ready to truly remedy this struggle I continue to battle.” Scott reportedly admitted himself after being given an ultimatum by his longtime girlfriend, Kourtney Kardashian. In the past, Kourtney has threatened to leave Scott if he didn’t quit drinking , but she’s never followed through. Disick checked into rehab last summer, but he left in-patient care after only one day of treatment. According to his statement, Scott will undergo Iboga treatment, which involves eating the roots of a small African tree as a means of combating addiction. It’s certainly not the traditional method of detoxing, but considering how unsuccessful Scott’s efforts to get sober have been in the past, we can understand why he might be desperate to try something new. There is no word yet on how long Scott will be in treatment, but he is expected to stay at the Rhythmia Life Advancement Center for at least four weeks. 11 Times Scott Disick Was a Douche 1. When He Ragged on Kim’s Marriage View Photo Lord Disick often says what we’re thinking. Especially when he’s ragging on his baby mama’s clueless sisters. 2. When He Took Kim Down a Peg View Photo Scott ragging on Kim might be the best part of the Kardashian reality shows. Every time she acts like it’s the first time she’s ever been put in her place. 3. When He Read Kourtney’s Mind View Photo Kourtney can be a tad predictable at times. No one’s better at pointing this out than Scott. 4. That Other Time He Took Kim Down a Peg View Photo Kim might lead a wildly interesting life, but she doesn’t have the personality to match. Leave it to Scott to point that out on national TV. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. When He Burned Kendall Jenner Scott doesn’t limit himself to being a douche on TV. His attacks on the Jenner sisters make Twitter a better place to be. 6. When He Pointed Out That Kris Jenner is Awful Scott might be a douche, but Kris Jenner is the worst. Fortunately, Scott’s more than happy to point that out. 7. When He Made Fun of Kourtney’s Clothes View Photo The worst thing you can do to a Kardashian is mock her clothes. Naturally, Scott takes every opportunity to do so. 8. When He Mocked Rob’s Socks View Photo Despite all of his wealth and connections, Rob Kardashian chose to design socks for a living. Scott is happy to point out how ridiculous this is. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. When He Tried to be Down With the Hood View Photo Scott even takes the occasional shot at himself. Here, he sarcastically analyzes his relationship with “the hood.” 10. When He Mocked Kim Yet Again View Photo Scott is relentless when it comes to the most famous Kardashian. And we love every second of it, 11. And of Course, When He Made Fun of the Entire Family View Photo No one mocks the Kardashian-Jenner clan quite Scott. All hail Lord Disick! The End. Up Next: ” 11 Times Scott Disick Was a Douche .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Apparently Conan went to Cuba to film some new bits for his show, and the guy did exactly what I would’ve done: crashed a Cuban dance lesson. Well, OK, maybe it’s not exactly what I would’ve done. Somehow he managed to keep his pants on the entire time and not pass out after 45 seconds of physical exertion. I’m impressed.
I’ve never heard of Brittany Burke…but the most interesting thing about her is that there is a Porn Star with her name….so instead of changing out her name to something more model, she decided to ride with the google results of her being a girl with huge fake tits taking it up the ass…I assume she’s been dealing with that for her entire high school life, teased about it, and now just making a name for herself without letting that porn slut get her down…something I guess any of you with porn addictions probably deal with on a daily basis… All this to say, she’s Americam, I don’t care for her face, it is long and freaks me out, but I do like these pics of her being subtle slutty…because subtle slutty is still slutty.. The post Brittany Burke is Pretty Amazing for Marie Claire UK of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Selena Gomez posted this picture on Instagram…I don’t really know what it’s fun….I just know it looks ethnically ambiguous, she looks wet like she just jumped out of a shower, or just finished getting fucked and cummed on and her hormones are all jacked up, making her uterus ready to be impregnated…because when you’re a Mexican, you should have a dozen kids by 22…it’s a cultural thing..thanks to poverty and Catholicism… Catholicism, this picture, and I guess her entire career as a vapid little spoiled celebrity with too much money, premarital sex, and fan base that makes her an idol or icon instead of Jesus….proves she shits on… Either way, I’m ok with her bloat.
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