Sara Sampaio isn’t that interesting. She was some Portuguese model who no one I know in Portugal every heard of, despite Portugal having a population of 2000, but that I like to think they pretend is a Portuguese model, because they don’t want the world to know they make robot women in their factory behind all the cheaply made, sweatshop, panties… What is interesting is that she made a fucking scene last year because I magazine she posted nude for posted the pics she signed off on…but is getting topless in Vogue because it’s Vogue… I mean sure you can’t see her nipples, but that just makes it more of a bullshit shoot than the other shoot..where you could see her nipples…because when you’re a panty promo model…you’re a slut and a slut who doesn’t show nipples is the kind of slut who shouldn’t succeed as a slut. No room for prudes here. When you’re a whore you’re a whore so whore.
Olga De Mar another naked instagram thot…who isn’t that famous on Instagram, but who trying to change that. This instagram nude shoot is for Playboy, because after Playboy made the brilliant decision to not do nudity, while the rest of the world got more nude, they decided to get girls desperate for attention who are already getting naked on instagram as their big tactic to win…weird right… I scanned this girl’s instagram, I’m not about to decide what she is about with any authority, I just know that she looks like her profile is a backpages account back when backpages existed, or maybe her profile on her escort agency site…which is pretty much what Instagram is for most girls seeking rich dudes to give them the good life… Her bio is: #modellife Which in and of itself is hilarious for anyone with big fake tits to say….but I guess escorts call themselves models as much as models call themselves models…plus if you’re an immigrant trying to come in and out of the USA, your profile can’t say “whore”…the don’t like letting whores in…even if the politicians like GETTING up in whores. Here is some of her “instagram goods”
Jill Duggar is in a tough spot. She’s committed to both her dense husband, Derick Dillard, and the ultra-conservative values of her upbringing, but at the same time, she seems well aware that the core tenets of both often come into conflict with her compassionate tendencies and her belief in Christian charity. Jill has attempted to live comfortably in both worlds by distancing herself from Derick’s comments , while simultaneously standing by her man. She’s implied that she doesn’t share all of Derick’s views, but she also quit Counting On as a gesture of solidarity after he got fired from the show. Unfortunately, it seems that Jill has struck a compromise that pleases no one. Her more left-leaning fans remain unimpressed by her refusal to speak out against Derick more directly, while her conservative followers feel that Jill is undermining the beliefs she was raised with by suggesting she sometimes disagrees with her husband. It’s a conflict that keeps resulting in tense debates in the comments of her Instagram page. And Jill’s latest post has resulted in a full-blown battleground: Jill posted the above photo yesterday, along with a caption reading: “Congrats to my little Aivah on her kindergarten graduation!” She added the hashtag “#proudmadrina,” and many fans pointed out that “madrina” is Spanish for godmother. The photo comes on the heels of a series of a post in which Derick praised Donald Trump and joked about his eldest son helping to build “the Wall” along America’s southern border. For obvious reasons, many of Jill’s followers were struck by the sharp contrast of the spouse’s recent social media activity. And some went so far as to call Jill out for hypocrisy: “You’re with Latinos but you want that wall to be built… y’all funny as f–k,” wrote one follower. “Funny how Derick taught Izzy all about the Wall to keep people out, and here you are showcasing your ‘brown’ friends. Oh the hypocrisy,” commented another. “That whole ‘I can’t be a bigot, cause my bffs neighbors, cousins nephew is gay and I have no problem with him,’ schtick,” remarked a third, adding: “What mixed messages poor Israel must be getting. Racism at home and facades in public.” Of course, Jill also found some support from those who agree with her family’s more conservative views: “Typical liberal hypocrisy, intolerant of others who don’t share their beliefs,” wrote one follower. “We ‘brown’ people have been in their lives for years now, no hypocrisy,” commented another. “Everyone is entitled to their own opinions about everything. That’s what makes us all unique.” Obviously, as is always the case with this sort of thing, nothing was resolved, and no one changed their mind. And yet, the debate rages on. We’d say Jill should just avoid posting about politics, but we’re pretty sure that’s what she’s trying to do. Unfortunately for her, it’s 2018, and literally everything is political. Watch Counting On online for more from reality TV’s most controversial family. View Slideshow: Jill Duggar: I Can’t Wait to Punish My Kids Like My Mom Punished Me!
The Royal Wedding may be over, but the Royal Life has only just begun for Meghan Markle. Mere days after she captured the heart of a nation by exchanging vows with Prince Harry, Markle made her first official appearance. Not as Meghan Markle, of course. But as The Duchess of Sussex. Equipped with this new title and the perfect look to go along with it, Markle attended a 70th birthday party in honor of her father-in-law, Prince Charles. He is also the man who walked Meghan down the aisle last Saturday after Meghan’s own father fell victim to some health problems. Prince Harry and his lovely wife arrived at Buckingham Palace in London on Tuesday afternoon to attend a garden party for the former’s dad, a gathering that caused the newlyweds to postpone their honeymoon. It remains unclear exactly where the couple will vacation when they do finally get away from it all, but most Royal Sources assume it will be somewhere in Africa. For this festive occasion, Harry went with a classic black suit over a white button-down shirt and a blue necktie. Markle, whose fashion will now be scrutinzed for the rest of her life, donned a pale pink hat and a blush-colored Goat dress with sheer detailing. She styled her brunette hair in a chic side chignon. In photos from the party, Markle is seen sharing a laugh Charles and with Charles and Duchess Camilla, as over 6,000 people actually attended this celebration. Prince Charles does not turn 70 until November 14, but this event served to honor patronage, military affiliations and the charities he supports. The gathering also recognized the emergency personnel who responded to the terror attack at Ariana Grande’s concert at the Manchester Arena, which took place exactly one year ago on Tuesday. Such an awful tragedy. In the days since the wedding, Prince Charles has received heaps of praise in the British press for the welcome he offered to Meghan’s mother, Doria Ragland. At one point, he was seen taking Doria’s hand in the chapel when she was overcome with the emotion of the big day. Later, he walked with her as he departed the chapel alongside his wife. Harry and Meghan, of course, tied the knot in front of approximately 600 guests at St George’s Chapel at Windsor Castle on Saturday, May 19. Later that night, they celebrated at a private reception – hosted by Charles – with about 200 of their close friends and family members. They haven’t said anything in public yet about the wedding, but the newlyweds did pose for this gorgeous photos shortly after they made their union official: Simply breathtaking, isn’t it? “The couple will be going on honeymoon, but not straightaway,” said Kensington Palace spokesman Jason Knauf, adding: “They will have their first engagement as a married couple in the week after the wedding.” At some point, we’d also have to imagine Markle and Harry sit down for a joint interview as a married couple. Until then, we’ll just need to be content with the many photos and videos from the Royal Nuptials, some of which we’ve shared shared below. Click around and enjoy! View Slideshow: Meghan Markle-Prince Harry Wedding: The Dress! The Guests! The Photos!
Real Housewives are often shown drinking and displaying out-of-control behavior on camera. But how do you know when it’s gone too far and is bleeding over into real life? Eyewitnesses claim that they saw RHONY star Sonja Morgan “wasted and humping” people almost indiscriminately. Sonja is denything that claim … sort of. Page Six reports that Sonja Morgan was spotted at downtown hot spot Paul’s Baby Grand last week. And from the descriptions, it sounds like she was feeling no pain. “She rolled in straight from the ‘Watch What Happens Live’ studio, wasted and humping people.” Well, so long as that was all consensual humping, that sounds like she was just living her best life. And that, the source reveals, was just the beginning. “She was making out with blondes [of both genders] and then left with one.” Oh dang. Good for her! But is it true? Sonja actually spoke to Page Six to clear the air. Sort of. “This always happens to me!” That’s quite the opening line. “I was dancing with a bunch of girlfriends and my friends.” So she knew these various blonds and blondes, then? Sonja then casts doubt on the claims about her behavior. “Humping? What does that mean? Dancing? Grinding? Humping?” Well, dancing is … dancing. Grinding involves sliding parts of your body against parts of someone else’s. And humping … we don’t have it in us to explain what humping is, to Sonja Morgan or to anyone else. “That’s all in the eye of the beholder.” Is it , though? Those sound like pretty straightforward descriptions of activities. We should note that she’s not exactly shooting down the rumor that she was wasted. She just says that it’s a bit of an overstatement. “I was drinking, yes. It’s all so exaggerated. I was having fun.” No one is questioning that she was having a blast. “That’s why I like to have my parties on Wednesdays at home.” That is super specific, but she means that she prefers the privacy. “Because everything gets exaggerated.” That’s the price of fame, unfortunately. “You can’t even go out anymore.” In case anyone is worried that she’s falling prey to substance abuse, she mentions that this has come up before. “Bethenny [Frankel] confronted me about my drinking binges, whatever season that was …” She says that she totally went with Bethenny’s advice. “I reflected, went to a therapist, talked to my doctors, tested all my bloods.” Okay, tested all my bloods is an amazing line. Someone please embroider that onto something. “I wanted to see, ‘Do I have a problem?’ And it came out, ‘No, you don’t have a problem. But, you know, you’re going through a lot, you need to talk to somebody.” Sometimes, that’s the case. Now, we absolutely do not mean to in any way victim-blame when we ask this question, but … … If Sonja is lamenting that this “always happens” to her, but notices that this does not happen to all of her costars, does that mean that she’s doing something that they aren’t? But let’s be super clear about this: Sonja isn’t being accused of any kind of wrongdoing whatsoever. The source simply described her as having a very good time in a way that would scandalize Mike Pence, who probably thinks that the pleasant relief of sneezing is best reserved for heterosexual marriage. Sonja’s solution might be, rather than fighting the rumors, to just say: “Hell yeah I had a blast!” Even things were exaggerated.
Melting hearts since SeptEMBER of 2017. See what I did there. So wrote Audrey Roloff in a very cute opening to her latest Instagram post, which was centered entirely on daughter Ember Jean. And for good reason: Ember is now 8 months old! As she has done nearly every month around this time since her child entered the world, Audrey updated fans on Ember's status, sharing a number of new (and PRECIOUS!) photos, while also giving us an idea of what the infant has been up to. The answer? A whole lot! Scroll down for more: 1. She’s on the Move! “These photos are getting harder and harder to take! Our girlsie is getting more and more mobile,” wrote Audrey about her eight-month old, who is apparently crawling all around. 2. Look Out, Kitty! “She still loves to chase Pine,” continued Audrey, referencing the cat she shares with husband Jeremy and who Little People, Big World fans have gotten to know well. 3. Aloha! Ember “took her first flight with mom and Dad to Hawai,” Audrey wrote, including with her update the cute photo above. It features Mommy and Daughter in this tropical locale. 4. Back It Up? No thanks! Audrey explains that Ember “doesn’t like being on her back,” which is very normal for a girl her age. 5. What Does She Love, Though? She “loves splashing in the bath (and ocean),” says Audrey. We wonder if they’ve considered putting Ember in a swim class just yet. Maybe she’s a bit young, though. 6. Hooray for Ember! She “attended her first Luau” and has “learned to clap,” Audrey continued. View Slideshow
Over the past two seasons of Vanderpump Rules viewers witnessed two very perplexing inverse trends: For some reason, as James Kennedy’s behavior became even more deplorable, he somehow came to enjoy greater popularity with his castmates. For the third season in a row, Kennedy behaved abusively toward women, disrespected his relationship with his long-suffering girlfriend, forced unwanted advances on a female friend who’s made it very clear that she has no interest in him romantically, and of course, stabbed his “friends” in the back as part of his never-ending quest for more screentime. The situation was so bad that by midseason, fans were calling for Kennedy to be fired from the show. And yet, not only is he still an employee of both Bravo and Lisa Vanderpump, he’s been rewarded for his behavior with increased popularity among his older co-stars, who should really know better. All season, viewers have been warning the rest of the cast that James is sure to eventually remind them of why he was kept at arms’ length for so long, but for whatever reason, they ignored the pleas for sanity. As a result, on the Vanderpump reunion finale that aired last night, James was on good terms with the entire cast – except for Lala Kent, whom he sent running from the stage in tears. Of course, the reunion was taped several weeks ago, and change is the only constant in the lives of WeHo’s drunkest posse of ex-models. So it should come as no surprise that Jax Taylor has since seen the light and once again considers James his mortal enemy. As you may recall, the show’s latest season began with the revelation that Jax cheated on Brittany Cartwright with Faith Stowers. In the months that followed, Jax and Brittany worked hard to save their relationship, and recently, their reborn love was tested and strengthened by the death of Taylor’s father . So you can see why Jax’s infidelity might not be the couple’s favorite topic of conversation. And yet knowing all that, James decided to sing a song about it the incident in front of a packed club. “I had many one too many of the Pumptinis last night and I brought up the whole Faith thing again… over the mic,” Kennedy said during a recent podcast interview. “I was just like, ‘Oh hey, you banged Faith, remember?’ I just reminded everyone and I didn’t know Brittany was in the room at the time.” At that point, Tom Sandoval interjected and pointed out that that version of events is a bit too charitable to James: “I heard that you were like, ‘Jax and Faith! Jax and Faith!’” Sandoval said. “If Scheana said that, then maybe I did that… maybe. But I apologized this morning. I said, ‘I’m sorry’ to Jax. He’s still very angry with me,” James said, adding: “I made a little mistake last night. Perfect timing since filming starts in two weeks. I must say. You gotta keep it spicy somehow!” Of course, what James calls “spicy” others might call “the further victimization of a woman who’s already endured a tremendously difficult year.” We bet you can guess which category Jax falls into: “Brittany went in to go see him and say hi Tuesday night at SUR. He literally gave her a hug, she walked maybe four feet away, and he started rapping a song called Jax and Faith. And Brittany started bawling her eyes out,” Jax revealed on a different podcast. “Crying, embarrassed in front of everybody at SUR and she had to be escorted out. She was literally mortified.” He added: “How could you do that to somebody and literally look her in the face and start rapping about this? It’s on, and sh*t’s going to come out about you, and I’m not going to hold back.” As you can see, Jax has been tweeting about the incident in such a way that’s led fans to the conclusion that he’s planning to finally unleash the ass-whupping that James so richly deserves. When one Twitter user implored Jax to relax and reminded him that James isn’t worth going to jail for, Taylor replied, simply: “Yes, he is.” So it’s bad news for James, who may not have much time left on this earth. But it’s great news for fans of Vanderpump drama, as well as haters of generic, repetitive EDM. Watch Vanderpump Rules online to relive one seriously bonkers season. View Slideshow: 37 Classic Vanderpump Rules Moments in GIFs
When I look at girls like this, I remind myself that they are human and likely shit, and for some reason, I reason I call “never accepting the fact women shit”…no matter how immature it may be…it makes me disgusted by them…but the problem is that disgusted by chicks or not…I’d still fuck them so it’s this confused internal struggle I have…and believe I’ll get through…just not likely alive… When I look at Sienna Miller I remember a British actress who got a lot of work a long time ago….and who I really liked, thought was hot and believe in her bush…. Those times are long gone..but she’s still trying to pull out nipple…and that’s alright…except for the whole NOT PULLING OUT NIPPLE…
Ashley Madekwe in an actress who played a hooker in Secret Diary of a Call Girl….a show about being a hooker…something that is likely not as brilliant as it sounds…because sex workers who intellectualize being sex workers always annoy me…and bore me…but I guess some of their stories of the dudes they fuck with sausages are funny….that happened to me with one escort I once hired to hang out with not to fuck because I do dumb things when I am drunk…and she told me all about rich dudes who made her do real weird shit while their wives were away or at events or visiting their kids out of town…from taking cured meat in his ass, to making her walk on food in heels…just weird shit that’s always a good laugh…. Either way, this one has nothing to do with any of that, she’s just in the show…and I don’t even know how current that is. She’s also been the social climber Ashley Davenport on the ABC drama series Revenge. Fascinating. I am more interested in her bikini booty dance.
Source: Theo Wargo / Getty Beyoncé TURNED Coachella out on Saturday night!!! The first Black woman to ever headline the coveted concert series blessed us mere mortals with a stunning performance that was #BlackGirlMagic meets HBCU homecoming…and we were LIVING! That, and she brought out Jay-Z , Solange and Destiny’s Child to help sing some of her classic songs in this historic 26-song set. Not to mention, her amazing wardrobe was custom made by Balmain ! According to CNN , for nearly two hours, Beyoncé revealed surprise after surprise, which included a tribute to Nina Simone and quotes from Malcolm X. And as expected, she came out like an African Queen: “Thank you for allowing me to be the first black woman to headline Coachella,” she told the crowd during the performance “Coachella Thank You for Allowing Me to Be the First Black Women to Headline #Coachella “ Beyonce pic.twitter.com/ijRrvp7dCR — #OTRII (@theOTRIITour) April 15, 2018 Peep some of these amazing clips: I'm willing to bet her and Jay aren't human. RT @pettyyonceh : BEYONCÉ’S COACHELLA OPENING IS ALREADY LEGENDARY AND WILL NOT BE TOPPED #Beychella https://t.co/Qlz6ApmRWf — Big Ass Shotgun Look Like Lauri Markkonen (@WhatsWithDude) April 15, 2018 ICYMI: Destiny’s Child Reunion at #Beychella pic.twitter.com/NkiVTs8Pc2 — Philip Lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) April 15, 2018 THIS PART WAS E V E R Y T H I N G #Beychella pic.twitter.com/AVpvL54qvE —
